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            <title>Entertainment, Sports, Rants</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:33:23 -0800</pubDate>            
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Joe introduces the newest channel in the Rants family...PopRants. PopRants is a channel dedicated to Rants on entertainment, sports, technology, and more. Check it out. Subscribe!</p>]]></description>
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Joe introduces the newest channel in the Rants family...PopRants. PopRants is a channel dedicated to Rants on entertainment, sports, technology, and more. Check it out. Subscribe!</media:text>

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Joe introduces the newest channel in the Rants family...PopRants. PopRants is a channel dedicated to Rants on entertainment, sports, technology, and more. Check it out. Subscribe!</media:description>
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            <title>The BCS Sucks</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:52:42 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="The BCS Sucks" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1370247.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:52:42 -0800<br />Duration: 125</p><p>National Fruit Cake Day

Joe is in the Christmas spirit...that is until the Grinch (aka fruit cake and the BCS) ruin everything.</p>]]></description>
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Joe is in the Christmas spirit...that is until the Grinch (aka fruit cake and the BCS) ruin everything.</media:text>

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            <title>I Did It All For The Cookie</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:52:37 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="I Did It All For The Cookie" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1358139.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:52:37 -0800<br />Duration: 68</p><p>National Cookie Day
Nathan Wallace is ready to bring it!  If you love cookies and rap/metal parodies, this is the video for you.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Cookie Day
Nathan Wallace is ready to bring it!  If you love cookies and rap/metal parodies, this is the video for you.</media:text>

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Nathan Wallace is ready to bring it!  If you love cookies and rap/metal parodies, this is the video for you.</media:description>
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            <title>Fritters can get you laid...or killed</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:49:48 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Fritters can get you laid...or killed" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1354372.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:49:48 -0800<br />Duration: 92</p><p>Fritters are so delicious...and they're great at hiding all kinds of things.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Fritters are so delicious...and they're great at hiding all kinds of things.</media:text>

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            <title>Howie Mandel Sucks</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 00:33:22 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Howie Mandel Sucks" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1351495.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 01 Dec 2008 00:33:22 -0800<br />Duration: 140</p><p>National Pie Day
Just because it is National Pie Day, not every pie should be celebrated.  On top of that, we will not be celebrating any National Howie Mandel Day any time soon.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Pie Day
Just because it is National Pie Day, not every pie should be celebrated.  On top of that, we will not be celebrating any National Howie Mandel Day any time soon.</media:text>

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Just because it is National Pie Day, not every pie should be celebrated.  On top of that, we will not be celebrating any National Howie Mandel Day any time soon.</media:description>
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            <title>Queen Loves Pie</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:52:46 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Queen Loves Pie" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1350041.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:52:46 -0800<br />Duration: 77</p><p>National Bavarian Cream Pie Day

Yeah, it's a little late, but there's always room for Bavarian Cream Pie, Queen, and Thanksgiving.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Bavarian Cream Pie Day

Yeah, it's a little late, but there's always room for Bavarian Cream Pie, Queen, and Thanksgiving.</media:text>

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Yeah, it's a little late, but there's always room for Bavarian Cream Pie, Queen, and Thanksgiving.</media:description>
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            <title>The Best French Impersonation Ever.</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 16:33:20 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="The Best French Impersonation Ever." height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1346234.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Fri, 28 Nov 2008 16:33:20 -0800<br />Duration: 106</p><p>Today is National French Toast Day and Eric isn't to happy about it, so he declares it Eggy Bread Day instead.  Then shows the world his amazing French impersonation, if thats what it can be called.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Today is National French Toast Day and Eric isn't to happy about it, so he declares it Eggy Bread Day instead.  Then shows the world his amazing French impersonation, if thats what it can be called.</media:text>

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            <title>I Hate Cancer!</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:55:43 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="I Hate Cancer!" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1342026.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:55:43 -0800<br />Duration: 89</p><p>National Cake Day
What a glorious, wonderful day!  I love cake so much.  But I hate cancer.  In fact, I hate cancer more than I love cake.  And that is saying something.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Cake Day
What a glorious, wonderful day!  I love cake so much.  But I hate cancer.  In fact, I hate cancer more than I love cake.  And that is saying something.</media:text>

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What a glorious, wonderful day!  I love cake so much.  But I hate cancer.  In fact, I hate cancer more than I love cake.  And that is saying something.</media:description>
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            <title>You can shove your fancy parfaits where the sun don't shine</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:52:36 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="You can shove your fancy parfaits where the sun don't shine" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1339335.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:52:36 -0800<br />Duration: 110</p><p>parfait barfait! things are getting too fancy for me.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">parfait barfait! things are getting too fancy for me.</media:text>

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            <title>Pulp Infested OJ = Fail</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:31:41 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Pulp Infested OJ = Fail" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1337097.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:31:41 -0800<br />Duration: 153</p><p>Today is not National Orange Juice Day.  Jay is just that mad about extra pulp OJ.  And if you drink your orange juice with extra pulp, you have just been put on notice.
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                <media:text type="plain">Today is not National Orange Juice Day.  Jay is just that mad about extra pulp OJ.  And if you drink your orange juice with extra pulp, you have just been put on notice.
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            <title>Gingerbread Makes Me Cry</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:52:36 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Gingerbread Makes Me Cry" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1331774.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:52:36 -0800<br />Duration: 99</p><p>National Gingerbread Day

Boy, is this a sad day for Eric. Don't mind the tears, just watch the video. </p>]]></description>
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Boy, is this a sad day for Eric. Don't mind the tears, just watch the video. </media:text>

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Boy, is this a sad day for Eric. Don't mind the tears, just watch the video. </media:description>
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            <title>Oompa Loompa Song</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:33:17 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Oompa Loompa Song" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1329427.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:33:17 -0800<br />Duration: 70</p><p>National Peanut Butter Fudge Day

I can think of no better way to celebrate this holiday than to sing an Oompa Loompa Song.  Well, I guess you could actually eat it.  No...singing is the right answer.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Peanut Butter Fudge Day

I can think of no better way to celebrate this holiday than to sing an Oompa Loompa Song.  Well, I guess you could actually eat it.  No...singing is the right answer.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">National Peanut Butter Fudge Day

I can think of no better way to celebrate this holiday than to sing an Oompa Loompa Song.  Well, I guess you could actually eat it.  No...singing is the right answer.</media:description>
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            <title>Oompa Loompa Song</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:33:17 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Oompa Loompa Song" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1329448.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:33:17 -0800<br />Duration: 71</p><p>National Peanut Butter Fudge Day

I can think of no better way to celebrate this holiday than to sing an Oompa Loompa Song.  Well, I guess you could actually eat it.  No&amp;hellip;singing is the right answer.</p>]]></description>
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I can think of no better way to celebrate this holiday than to sing an Oompa Loompa Song.  Well, I guess you could actually eat it.  No&amp;hellip;singing is the right answer.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">National Peanut Butter Fudge Day

I can think of no better way to celebrate this holiday than to sing an Oompa Loompa Song.  Well, I guess you could actually eat it.  No&amp;hellip;singing is the right answer.</media:description>
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            <title>Barack Obama Doesn't Like Pop</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:52:46 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Barack Obama Doesn't Like Pop" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1327459.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:52:46 -0800<br />Duration: 182</p><p>National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day

If you want to learn what you should be saying when referring to a carbonated beverage with caffeine, then watch this video. Joe is going to teach you through a one-act play starring Barack Obama the correct way. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day

If you want to learn what you should be saying when referring to a carbonated beverage with caffeine, then watch this video. Joe is going to teach you through a one-act play starring Barack Obama the correct way. </media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day

If you want to learn what you should be saying when referring to a carbonated beverage with caffeine, then watch this video. Joe is going to teach you through a one-act play starring Barack Obama the correct way. </media:description>
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            <title>A Vegan Love Song</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:31:47 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="A Vegan Love Song" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1324960.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:31:47 -0800<br />Duration: 80</p><p>This month we get to quit killing animals...let's sing about it!</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">This month we get to quit killing animals...let's sing about it!</media:text>

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            <title>Yo Momma Loves Baklava</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:31:41 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Yo Momma Loves Baklava" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1323030.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:31:41 -0800<br />Duration: 131</p><p>National Baklava Day
Thank you Turkey (the country, not the food) for this delicious treat.  Jay is especially grateful because for once he actually enjoys the food of the day.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Baklava Day
Thank you Turkey (the country, not the food) for this delicious treat.  Jay is especially grateful because for once he actually enjoys the food of the day.</media:text>

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Thank you Turkey (the country, not the food) for this delicious treat.  Jay is especially grateful because for once he actually enjoys the food of the day.</media:description>
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            <title>Pudding and Sex</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:52:35 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Pudding and Sex" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1313542.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:52:35 -0800<br />Duration: 83</p><p>National Indian Pudding Day

Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a little confused about what National Indian Pudding Day is all about.  For the record, it has nothing to do with sex.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Indian Pudding Day

Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a little confused about what National Indian Pudding Day is all about.  For the record, it has nothing to do with sex.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">National Indian Pudding Day

Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a little confused about what National Indian Pudding Day is all about.  For the record, it has nothing to do with sex.</media:description>
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            <title>Pudding and Sex</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:52:35 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Pudding and Sex" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1314585.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:52:35 -0800<br />Duration: 83</p><p>National Indian Pudding Day

Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a little confused about what National Indian Pudding Day is all about. For the record, it has nothing to do with sex. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Indian Pudding Day

Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a little confused about what National Indian Pudding Day is all about. For the record, it has nothing to do with sex. </media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">National Indian Pudding Day

Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a little confused about what National Indian Pudding Day is all about. For the record, it has nothing to do with sex. </media:description>
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            <title>Hide your sundaes!</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:35:43 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Hide your sundaes!" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1310405.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:35:43 -0800<br />Duration: 106</p><p>Lots of things are best if kept secret...not just eating a sundae on a Tuesday</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Lots of things are best if kept secret...not just eating a sundae on a Tuesday</media:text>

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            <title>Worst Rap Ever.</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:54:54 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Worst Rap Ever." height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1308574.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:54:54 -0800<br />Duration: 108</p><p>National Vanilla Cupcake Day

You are about to witness the worst, whitest rap parody of another white rapper...ever.  Jay has a gift.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Vanilla Cupcake Day

You are about to witness the worst, whitest rap parody of another white rapper...ever.  Jay has a gift.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">National Vanilla Cupcake Day

You are about to witness the worst, whitest rap parody of another white rapper...ever.  Jay has a gift.</media:description>
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            <title>Cappuccino = Lifting a Thousand Oprahs</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:54:44 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Cappuccino = Lifting a Thousand Oprahs" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1303396.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:54:44 -0800<br />Duration: 59</p><p>National Cappuccino Day

It's probably not a good idea to give Joe caffeine past 8:00 PM. But since it's National Cappuccino Day, he thought it would be OK. It's not. Now he is wired and feels as if he could lift a thousand Oprahs. </p>]]></description>
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It's probably not a good idea to give Joe caffeine past 8:00 PM. But since it's National Cappuccino Day, he thought it would be OK. It's not. Now he is wired and feels as if he could lift a thousand Oprahs. </media:description>
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            <title>Election Results: Krispy Kreme Wins</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:33:50 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Election Results: Krispy Kreme Wins" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1300523.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:33:50 -0800<br />Duration: 76</p><p>National Doughnut Day

It is the biggest decision that you as an American will make in your lifetime: Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts. And no...Tim Horton's doesn't count, you Canadians.
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                <media:text type="plain">National Doughnut Day

It is the biggest decision that you as an American will make in your lifetime: Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts. And no...Tim Horton's doesn't count, you Canadians.
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            <media:description type="plain">National Doughnut Day

It is the biggest decision that you as an American will make in your lifetime: Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts. And no...Tim Horton's doesn't count, you Canadians.
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            <title>The Problem With Nachos</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:33:38 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="The Problem With Nachos" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1302019.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:33:38 -0800<br />Duration: 92</p><p>National Nachos Day
Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is living la vida loca, baby.  He loves nachos, but has a problem with the chip to cheese ratio.  Finally, some straight talk.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Nachos Day
Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is living la vida loca, baby.  He loves nachos, but has a problem with the chip to cheese ratio.  Finally, some straight talk.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">National Nachos Day
Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is living la vida loca, baby.  He loves nachos, but has a problem with the chip to cheese ratio.  Finally, some straight talk.</media:description>
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            <title>If Candy Formed a Football Team...</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:48:28 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="If Candy Formed a Football Team..." height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1297080.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:48:28 -0800<br />Duration: 94</p><p>...this would be their cheer...ish</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">...this would be their cheer...ish</media:text>

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            <title>Subway Will Make You Fat</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:51:36 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Subway Will Make You Fat" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1295584.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:51:36 -0800<br />Duration: 144</p><p>National Sandwich Day

The sandwich is completely American - quick, easy, and fattening.  Yes, Jay is ready to dismantle the lies that Subway's Jared tells.  And if you don't eat a sandwich on this day, you are letting the terrorists win.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Sandwich Day

The sandwich is completely American - quick, easy, and fattening.  Yes, Jay is ready to dismantle the lies that Subway's Jared tells.  And if you don't eat a sandwich on this day, you are letting the terrorists win.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">National Sandwich Day

The sandwich is completely American - quick, easy, and fattening.  Yes, Jay is ready to dismantle the lies that Subway's Jared tells.  And if you don't eat a sandwich on this day, you are letting the terrorists win.</media:description>
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            <title>Greasy Foods Rap</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:52:34 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Greasy Foods Rap" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1291210.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:52:34 -0800<br />Duration: 97</p><p>This is our first viewer Food Rant submission and it is a good one.  Greasy Foods Day may have been October 25, but this rap will forever live in our hearts.  Enjoy and thanks Shelby!

If you want to submit a Food Rant, check out a Food Holiday Guide and pick out a food to rant on.  Make a video and email it to us at foodrants@gmail.com.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">This is our first viewer Food Rant submission and it is a good one.  Greasy Foods Day may have been October 25, but this rap will forever live in our hearts.  Enjoy and thanks Shelby!

If you want to submit a Food Rant, check out a Food Holiday Guide and pick out a food to rant on.  Make a video and email it to us at foodrants@gmail.com.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">This is our first viewer Food Rant submission and it is a good one.  Greasy Foods Day may have been October 25, but this rap will forever live in our hearts.  Enjoy and thanks Shelby!

If you want to submit a Food Rant, check out a Food Holiday Guide and pick out a food to rant on.  Make a video and email it to us at foodrants@gmail.com.</media:description>
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            <title>Emril and Candy Apples</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:55:34 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Emril and Candy Apples" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1289858.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:55:34 -0800<br />Duration: 53</p><p>This week Eric talks about Candy Apples and has way to much fun with his new computer's special effects. This video has the best special effects since the remake of Star Wars. Check it out for yourself. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">This week Eric talks about Candy Apples and has way to much fun with his new computer's special effects. This video has the best special effects since the remake of Star Wars. Check it out for yourself. </media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">This week Eric talks about Candy Apples and has way to much fun with his new computer's special effects. This video has the best special effects since the remake of Star Wars. Check it out for yourself. </media:description>
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            <title>Candy Corn Exposed!</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:36:08 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Candy Corn Exposed!" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1288070.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:36:08 -0800<br />Duration: 88</p><p>National Candy Corn Day

Nathan (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is exposing the truth behind the traditional Halloween favorite, candy corn.  Or he might just be making it up.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">National Candy Corn Day

Nathan (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is exposing the truth behind the traditional Halloween favorite, candy corn.  Or he might just be making it up.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">National Candy Corn Day

Nathan (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is exposing the truth behind the traditional Halloween favorite, candy corn.  Or he might just be making it up.</media:description>
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            <title>Oatmeal and Saved By the Bell!</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:34:26 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Oatmeal and Saved By the Bell!" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1285942.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:34:26 -0800<br />Duration: 110</p><p>Joe is under the weather. He feels terrible, but there are some good things - oatmeal and Saved By the Bell. Good times. Unfortunately for Andrea, life is not so fun with a miserable Joe. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Joe is under the weather. He feels terrible, but there are some good things - oatmeal and Saved By the Bell. Good times. Unfortunately for Andrea, life is not so fun with a miserable Joe. </media:text>

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            <title>October 28 - National Chocolate Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:34:14 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="October 28 - National Chocolate Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1283124.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:34:14 -0800<br />Duration: 103</p><p>The history of chocolate.....sort of</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">The history of chocolate.....sort of</media:text>

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            <title>American Beer: Cure For the Common Man?</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:52:04 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="American Beer: Cure For the Common Man?" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1281068.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:52:04 -0800<br />Duration: 135</p><p>Today is National American Beer Day!  According to Jay, American Beer is to alcohol as the Quarter-Pounder is to food.  But at least it's cheap and available!</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Today is National American Beer Day!  According to Jay, American Beer is to alcohol as the Quarter-Pounder is to food.  But at least it's cheap and available!</media:text>

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            <title>National Bologna Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:54:45 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Bologna Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1274852.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:54:45 -0800<br />Duration: 92</p><p>Eric lets us know all the ways bologna can be useful. He really has a passion for this food since the market went in the crapper. Watch and he'll tell you all about it! </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Eric lets us know all the ways bologna can be useful. He really has a passion for this food since the market went in the crapper. Watch and he'll tell you all about it! </media:text>

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            <title>National Boston Cream Pie</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:35:41 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Boston Cream Pie" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1271207.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:35:41 -0800<br />Duration: 101</p><p>Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is still feeling the effects of last week's National Liqueur Day, but the show must go on.  But I don't think he is liking Boston Cream Pie Day.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is still feeling the effects of last week's National Liqueur Day, but the show must go on.  But I don't think he is liking Boston Cream Pie Day.</media:text>

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            <title>National Nut Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:35:24 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Nut Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1267575.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:35:24 -0800<br />Duration: 99</p><p>Today is National Nut Day! In honor of that day, Joe has decided we need to go nuts on three things. These things must be stopped...or else. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Today is National Nut Day! In honor of that day, Joe has decided we need to go nuts on three things. These things must be stopped...or else. </media:text>

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            <title>National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:35:12 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1264512.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:35:12 -0800<br />Duration: 55</p><p>Andrea was offered a bribe to do another Food Rant...and she took it.  And according to her, Justin Bobby might be just like Pumpkin Cheesecake.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Andrea was offered a bribe to do another Food Rant...and she took it.  And according to her, Justin Bobby might be just like Pumpkin Cheesecake.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Andrea was offered a bribe to do another Food Rant...and she took it.  And according to her, Justin Bobby might be just like Pumpkin Cheesecake.</media:description>
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            <title>National Brandied Fruit Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:35:23 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Brandied Fruit Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1261677.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:35:23 -0800<br />Duration: 135</p><p>Jay talks food, strippers, Freddie Mercury, brandy, Star Trek, and gay cousins.  That's just the beginning.  Only Jay.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Jay talks food, strippers, Freddie Mercury, brandy, Star Trek, and gay cousins.  That's just the beginning.  Only Jay.</media:text>

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            <title>National Pasta Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:34:50 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Pasta Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1253446.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:34:50 -0800<br />Duration: 78</p><p>Well, today is National Pasta Day, which is obviously Italian. I think Eric was a little confused about which accent to use. I am going to be honest...this is pretty weird. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Well, today is National Pasta Day, which is obviously Italian. I think Eric was a little confused about which accent to use. I am going to be honest...this is pretty weird. </media:text>

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            <title>National Liqueur Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:47:42 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Liqueur Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1249043.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:47:42 -0800<br />Duration: 93</p><p>Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is feeling great because it is National Liqueur Day.  It's a party and we got balloons and animals and liqueur and balloons and stuff.  It's gonna be awesome.  Awesome.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is feeling great because it is National Liqueur Day.  It's a party and we got balloons and animals and liqueur and balloons and stuff.  It's gonna be awesome.  Awesome.</media:text>

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            <title>New York vs. Chicago Style Pizza</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:34:40 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="New York vs. Chicago Style Pizza" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1245444.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:34:40 -0800<br />Duration: 149</p><p>The battle for pizza supremacy rages on and you must decide which side you are on. So respected 'journalist' Joe Bennett is ready to help in the form of a limerick. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">The battle for pizza supremacy rages on and you must decide which side you are on. So respected 'journalist' Joe Bennett is ready to help in the form of a limerick. </media:text>

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            <title>October 14 - National Chocolate Covered Insects Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:53:49 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="October 14 - National Chocolate Covered Insects Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1241946.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:53:49 -0800<br />Duration: 162</p><p>We had to bring in an expert for this one. Check out what I think of some popular delicacies</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">We had to bring in an expert for this one. Check out what I think of some popular delicacies</media:text>

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            <title>National Yorkshire Pudding Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:53:50 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Yorkshire Pudding Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1239427.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:53:50 -0800<br />Duration: 136</p><p>And you thought you hated Yorkshire Pudding?  Jay is full of so much rage over this dessert that I'm afraid he's ready to go to England and kick them in their jacked up teeth.  </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">And you thought you hated Yorkshire Pudding?  Jay is full of so much rage over this dessert that I'm afraid he's ready to go to England and kick them in their jacked up teeth.  </media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">And you thought you hated Yorkshire Pudding?  Jay is full of so much rage over this dessert that I'm afraid he's ready to go to England and kick them in their jacked up teeth.  </media:description>
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            <title>National Angel Food Cake Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:53:27 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Angel Food Cake Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1234027.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:53:27 -0800<br />Duration: 85</p><p>Eric...I mean Tim or Mark has a confession to make. But he is a little ashamed (that sort of explains the mask). Join him in celebrating National Angel Food Cake Day. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Eric...I mean Tim or Mark has a confession to make. But he is a little ashamed (that sort of explains the mask). Join him in celebrating National Angel Food Cake Day. </media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Eric...I mean Tim or Mark has a confession to make. But he is a little ashamed (that sort of explains the mask). Join him in celebrating National Angel Food Cake Day. </media:description>
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            <title>National Submarine-Hoagy-Hero-Grinder Day  </title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:53:19 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Submarine-Hoagy-Hero-Grinder Day  " height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1231340.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:53:19 -0800<br />Duration: 90</p><p>Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is not quite ready to celebrate this ridiculous named food holiday.  Jared from Subway...you are on notice.  So are you ducks.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is not quite ready to celebrate this ridiculous named food holiday.  Jared from Subway...you are on notice.  So are you ducks.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is not quite ready to celebrate this ridiculous named food holiday.  Jared from Subway...you are on notice.  So are you ducks.</media:description>
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            <title>National Fluffernutter Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:33:57 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Fluffernutter Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1228799.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:33:57 -0800<br />Duration: 114</p><p>My friends, it is time to get serious about this economy. We need change and we need hope. You surely don't want to be eating Fluffernutter sandwiches forever...no matter how tasty they might be. You betcha! </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">My friends, it is time to get serious about this economy. We need change and we need hope. You surely don't want to be eating Fluffernutter sandwiches forever...no matter how tasty they might be. You betcha! </media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">My friends, it is time to get serious about this economy. We need change and we need hope. You surely don't want to be eating Fluffernutter sandwiches forever...no matter how tasty they might be. You betcha! </media:description>
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            <title>National Caramel Custard Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:53:11 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Caramel Custard Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1219745.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:53:11 -0800<br />Duration: 35</p><p>Eric is back with another Food Rant and this time it's all about Caramel Custard...and the Cubs. And if he doesn't shut up about it all, he might get taken out. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Eric is back with another Food Rant and this time it's all about Caramel Custard...and the Cubs. And if he doesn't shut up about it all, he might get taken out. </media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Eric is back with another Food Rant and this time it's all about Caramel Custard...and the Cubs. And if he doesn't shut up about it all, he might get taken out. </media:description>
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            <title>October 7 - National Frappe Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:33:51 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="October 7 - National Frappe Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1225951.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:33:51 -0800<br />Duration: 43</p><p>I read somewhere that the e is silent which means the word frappe rhymes with rap ....you can follow my line of thinking from there</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">I read somewhere that the e is silent which means the word frappe rhymes with rap ....you can follow my line of thinking from there</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">I read somewhere that the e is silent which means the word frappe rhymes with rap ....you can follow my line of thinking from there</media:description>
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            <title>National Noodle Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:53:00 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Noodle Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1224012.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:53:00 -0800<br />Duration: 158</p><p>For once, Jay is ready to actually celebrate a food holiday...and then he goes into a rant unlike any before.  I'll say this: it involves chili and torture.  Just watch.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">For once, Jay is ready to actually celebrate a food holiday...and then he goes into a rant unlike any before.  I'll say this: it involves chili and torture.  Just watch.</media:text>

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            <title>National Coffee Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:52:59 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Coffee Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1207945.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:52:59 -0800<br />Duration: 90</p><p>September 29th is National Coffee Day!  How exciting! Eric have been waiting for this day all year! Wait, no he hasn't - he actually didn't even know there was a National Coffee Day in the first place.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">September 29th is National Coffee Day!  How exciting! Eric have been waiting for this day all year! Wait, no he hasn't - he actually didn't even know there was a National Coffee Day in the first place.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">September 29th is National Coffee Day!  How exciting! Eric have been waiting for this day all year! Wait, no he hasn't - he actually didn't even know there was a National Coffee Day in the first place.</media:description>
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            <title>National Crab Meat Newburg Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:52:55 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Crab Meat Newburg Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1200715.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:52:55 -0800<br />Duration: 63</p><p>Apparently, there is a food holiday for every type of food imaginable...including Crab Meat Newberg.  Eric has never had Crab Meat Newberg, but that won't stop him from talking.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Apparently, there is a food holiday for every type of food imaginable...including Crab Meat Newberg.  Eric has never had Crab Meat Newberg, but that won't stop him from talking.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Apparently, there is a food holiday for every type of food imaginable...including Crab Meat Newberg.  Eric has never had Crab Meat Newberg, but that won't stop him from talking.</media:description>
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            <title>World Vegetarian Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:52:41 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="World Vegetarian Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1212322.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:52:41 -0800<br />Duration: 169</p><p>Today is World Vegetarian Day and Joe is a carnivore.  But in honor of this day and the hippies who celebrate it, Joe is going to give up meat and record his journey.  What's the over/under on how long he lasts? </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Today is World Vegetarian Day and Joe is a carnivore.  But in honor of this day and the hippies who celebrate it, Joe is going to give up meat and record his journey.  What's the over/under on how long he lasts? </media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Today is World Vegetarian Day and Joe is a carnivore.  But in honor of this day and the hippies who celebrate it, Joe is going to give up meat and record his journey.  What's the over/under on how long he lasts? </media:description>
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            <title>National Fried Scallops Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:33:26 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Fried Scallops Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1214657.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:33:26 -0800<br />Duration: 74</p><p>Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a bit confused today.  It's National Fried Scallops Day, but why would anyone want to eat...you know...that part?  Eww.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a bit confused today.  It's National Fried Scallops Day, but why would anyone want to eat...you know...that part?  Eww.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) is a bit confused today.  It's National Fried Scallops Day, but why would anyone want to eat...you know...that part?  Eww.</media:description>
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            <title>September 23 - National White Chocolate Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:33:25 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="September 23 - National White Chocolate Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1195070.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:33:25 -0800<br />Duration: 108</p><p>White chocolate is good...but so are other chocolates. Let's not be racist about it....</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">White chocolate is good...but so are other chocolates. Let's not be racist about it....</media:text>

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            <title>September 30 - National Mulled Cider Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:34:19 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="September 30 - National Mulled Cider Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1208789.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:34:19 -0800<br />Duration: 103</p><p>Don't you just love fall? The smell of mulled cider, the changing of the leaves, Uncle Stan being inappropriate when he drinks too much?
...don't forget the brandy when serving your cider!</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Don't you just love fall? The smell of mulled cider, the changing of the leaves, Uncle Stan being inappropriate when he drinks too much?
...don't forget the brandy when serving your cider!</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Don't you just love fall? The smell of mulled cider, the changing of the leaves, Uncle Stan being inappropriate when he drinks too much?
...don't forget the brandy when serving your cider!</media:description>
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            <title>National Cheeseburger Day - Kevin Palmer</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:34:19 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Cheeseburger Day - Kevin Palmer" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1183735.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:34:19 -0800<br />Duration: 142</p><p>As a man who once ate cheeseburgers for 28 consecutive days, Kevin Palmer has the authority to talk about National Cheeseburger Day.  And he loves them more than he will love his firstborn.  Don't believe it?  Watch this video.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">As a man who once ate cheeseburgers for 28 consecutive days, Kevin Palmer has the authority to talk about National Cheeseburger Day.  And he loves them more than he will love his firstborn.  Don't believe it?  Watch this video.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">As a man who once ate cheeseburgers for 28 consecutive days, Kevin Palmer has the authority to talk about National Cheeseburger Day.  And he loves them more than he will love his firstborn.  Don't believe it?  Watch this video.</media:description>
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            <title>National Pancake Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:34:22 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Pancake Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1203345.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:34:22 -0800<br />Duration: 75</p><p>Comedian David Bizianes is ready to celebrate National Pancake Day...maybe.  It sounds like a lot of work.  And who needs that?</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Comedian David Bizianes is ready to celebrate National Pancake Day...maybe.  It sounds like a lot of work.  And who needs that?</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Comedian David Bizianes is ready to celebrate National Pancake Day...maybe.  It sounds like a lot of work.  And who needs that?</media:description>
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            <title>Joe vs. Joe: National Cherries Jubilee Day 2</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:34:04 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Joe vs. Joe: National Cherries Jubilee Day 2" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1198217.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:34:04 -0800<br />Duration: 71</p><p>This week on Food Rants, Joe Bennett is taking on his greatest opponent...Joe Bennett. And cherries jubilee is the topic. Watch this video as Joe takes the Anti-Cherries Jubilee stance. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">This week on Food Rants, Joe Bennett is taking on his greatest opponent...Joe Bennett. And cherries jubilee is the topic. Watch this video as Joe takes the Anti-Cherries Jubilee stance. </media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">This week on Food Rants, Joe Bennett is taking on his greatest opponent...Joe Bennett. And cherries jubilee is the topic. Watch this video as Joe takes the Anti-Cherries Jubilee stance. </media:description>
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            <title>Joe vs. Joe: National Cherries Jubilee Day 1</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:34:04 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Joe vs. Joe: National Cherries Jubilee Day 1" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1198224.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:34:04 -0800<br />Duration: 91</p><p>This week on Food Rants, Joe Bennett is taking on his greatest opponent...Joe Bennett. And cherries jubilee is the topic. Watch this video as Joe takes the Pro-Cherries Jubilee stance. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">This week on Food Rants, Joe Bennett is taking on his greatest opponent...Joe Bennett. And cherries jubilee is the topic. Watch this video as Joe takes the Pro-Cherries Jubilee stance. </media:text>

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            <title>National Ice Cream Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:53:12 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Ice Cream Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1193757.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:53:12 -0800<br />Duration: 132</p><p>Don't let ice cream cones destroy your family or America.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Don't let ice cream cones destroy your family or America.</media:text>

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            <title>National Apple Dumpling Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:52:59 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Apple Dumpling Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1182302.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:52:59 -0800<br />Duration: 122</p><p>Joe knows there is a conspiracy behind National Apple Dumpling Day. And he is determined to clue you in on it...no matter how crazy it seems. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Joe knows there is a conspiracy behind National Apple Dumpling Day. And he is determined to clue you in on it...no matter how crazy it seems. </media:text>

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            <title>National Guacamole Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:52:52 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Guacamole Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1179772.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:52:52 -0800<br />Duration: 33</p><p>So we got Andrea to do another Food Rant and...well...it's short and to the point. And take her advice: send in your Food Rants! </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">So we got Andrea to do another Food Rant and...well...it's short and to the point. And take her advice: send in your Food Rants! </media:text>

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            <title>National Butterscotch Pudding Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:55:47 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Butterscotch Pudding Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1187108.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:55:47 -0800<br />Duration: 124</p><p>Jay is filled with so much hate to give.  But he does love pudding...oh, who are we kidding?  Jay is ready to rage against the butterscotch.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Jay is filled with so much hate to give.  But he does love pudding...oh, who are we kidding?  Jay is ready to rage against the butterscotch.</media:text>

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            <title>National Chocolate Milkshake Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:55:44 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Chocolate Milkshake Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1170595.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:55:44 -0800<br />Duration: 138</p><p>Jay is not happy America...not happy at all.  But what's new?  He does have a point though.  Check out this video and see what Jay is raging about this week.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Jay is not happy America...not happy at all.  But what's new?  He does have a point though.  Check out this video and see what Jay is raging about this week.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Jay is not happy America...not happy at all.  But what's new?  He does have a point though.  Check out this video and see what Jay is raging about this week.</media:description>
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            <title>National Cheeseburger Day - Jason Falls</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:55:43 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Cheeseburger Day - Jason Falls" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1183660.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:55:43 -0800<br />Duration: 91</p><p>In honor of National Cheeseburger Day, Jason Falls offers a fast food worker a lap dance for a free one. Or is it the sexy chick at the fast food window that offers Jason a lap dance for his free cheeseburger?  We're not sure.  But watch.  It's a funny food sex fetish video.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">In honor of National Cheeseburger Day, Jason Falls offers a fast food worker a lap dance for a free one. Or is it the sexy chick at the fast food window that offers Jason a lap dance for his free cheeseburger?  We're not sure.  But watch.  It's a funny food sex fetish video.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">In honor of National Cheeseburger Day, Jason Falls offers a fast food worker a lap dance for a free one. Or is it the sexy chick at the fast food window that offers Jason a lap dance for his free cheeseburger?  We're not sure.  But watch.  It's a funny food sex fetish video.</media:description>
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            <title>Food Rants Wants You!</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:55:29 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Food Rants Wants You!" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1177310.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:55:29 -0800<br />Duration: 95</p><p>Joe has got a very special announcement to make (no, he is not running for President). He wants you to send in your Food Rants. And if it is good enough, we will feature it on our site. Here's how to do it:

1. Go to www.food-rants.com.
2. Watch some videos.
3. Check out the blogroll. Click on 'Food Holiday Guide.'
4. Pick out a food that you want to rant about that is coming up on the Food Holiday Guide.
5. Make your 1:00-1:30 funny, entertaining Food Rant video.
6. Send it to us at foodrants@gmail.com or post it as a video response to one of our Food Rant videos on YouTube.
7. Dance.

(Step 7 is optional.)</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Joe has got a very special announcement to make (no, he is not running for President). He wants you to send in your Food Rants. And if it is good enough, we will feature it on our site. Here's how to do it:

1. Go to www.food-rants.com.
2. Watch some videos.
3. Check out the blogroll. Click on 'Food Holiday Guide.'
4. Pick out a food that you want to rant about that is coming up on the Food Holiday Guide.
5. Make your 1:00-1:30 funny, entertaining Food Rant video.
6. Send it to us at foodrants@gmail.com or post it as a video response to one of our Food Rant videos on YouTube.
7. Dance.

(Step 7 is optional.)</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Joe has got a very special announcement to make (no, he is not running for President). He wants you to send in your Food Rants. And if it is good enough, we will feature it on our site. Here's how to do it:

1. Go to www.food-rants.com.
2. Watch some videos.
3. Check out the blogroll. Click on 'Food Holiday Guide.'
4. Pick out a food that you want to rant about that is coming up on the Food Holiday Guide.
5. Make your 1:00-1:30 funny, entertaining Food Rant video.
6. Send it to us at foodrants@gmail.com or post it as a video response to one of our Food Rant videos on YouTube.
7. Dance.

(Step 7 is optional.)</media:description>
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            <title>National Cream Filled Donut Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:56:11 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Cream Filled Donut Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1175072.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:56:11 -0800<br />Duration: 127</p><p>Like most people, Eric enjoys the Cream Filled Donut. One thing Eric doesn't like...bears. And his neighbor Frank. Just watch. </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Like most people, Eric enjoys the Cream Filled Donut. One thing Eric doesn't like...bears. And his neighbor Frank. Just watch. </media:text>

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            <title>National Honeybun Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:55:48 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Honeybun Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1168330.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:55:48 -0800<br />Duration: 61</p><p>Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) eloquently rants about the Honeybun through poetry.  Find out how the Honeybun is like a whore.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) eloquently rants about the Honeybun through poetry.  Find out how the Honeybun is like a whore.</media:text>

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            <title>National TV Dinner Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:55:41 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National TV Dinner Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1165503.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:55:41 -0800<br />Duration: 123</p><p>Today is National TV Dinner Day. And even though Joe has never had a TV Dinner that doesn't mean he isn't qualified to judge it. And there's a whole Kate Hudson segment in there too. It's pretty weird.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Today is National TV Dinner Day. And even though Joe has never had a TV Dinner that doesn't mean he isn't qualified to judge it. And there's a whole Kate Hudson segment in there too. It's pretty weird.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Today is National TV Dinner Day. And even though Joe has never had a TV Dinner that doesn't mean he isn't qualified to judge it. And there's a whole Kate Hudson segment in there too. It's pretty weird.</media:description>
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            <title>September 9 - National Wienerschnitzel Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:55:28 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="September 9 - National Wienerschnitzel Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1161655.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:55:28 -0800<br />Duration: 110</p><p>Let's celebrate all the Germans have given us! Join me, won't you?</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Let's celebrate all the Germans have given us! Join me, won't you?</media:text>

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            <title>Food Rants - National Date-Nut Bread Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:55:24 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Food Rants - National Date-Nut Bread Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1160630.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:55:24 -0800<br />Duration: 101</p><p>Jay was so disgusted with his day he didn't even bother to take a shower. Date-Nut Bread? Really?</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Jay was so disgusted with his day he didn't even bother to take a shower. Date-Nut Bread? Really?</media:text>

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            <title>National Cheese Pizza Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:55:13 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Cheese Pizza Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1153766.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:55:13 -0800<br />Duration: 88</p><p>No one brings the heat like Jay...and that means you are out of luck Cheese Pizza.  If you thought you liked Cheese Pizza, watch this video and you will change your mind.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">No one brings the heat like Jay...and that means you are out of luck Cheese Pizza.  If you thought you liked Cheese Pizza, watch this video and you will change your mind.</media:text>

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            <title>National Macadamia Nut Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:55:00 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Macadamia Nut Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1150442.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:55:00 -0800<br />Duration: 56</p><p>Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) pays tribute to King Macadamia Nut through poetry.  So beatniks, start snapping.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) pays tribute to King Macadamia Nut through poetry.  So beatniks, start snapping.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Comedian Nathan Wallace (www.nathanwallacecomedy.com) pays tribute to King Macadamia Nut through poetry.  So beatniks, start snapping.</media:description>
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            <title>National Welsh Rarebit Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:54:56 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Welsh Rarebit Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1147587.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:54:56 -0800<br />Duration: 57</p><p>Happy National Welsh Rarebit Day! What's that? What is Welsh Rarebit? Thank goodness you are here. Well, the British are funny and they mispronounce words...so find out what it really is.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Happy National Welsh Rarebit Day! What's that? What is Welsh Rarebit? Thank goodness you are here. Well, the British are funny and they mispronounce words...so find out what it really is.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Happy National Welsh Rarebit Day! What's that? What is Welsh Rarebit? Thank goodness you are here. Well, the British are funny and they mispronounce words...so find out what it really is.</media:description>
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            <title>September 2 - National Blueberry Popsicle Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:54:46 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="September 2 - National Blueberry Popsicle Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1146260.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:54:46 -0800<br />Duration: 117</p><p>Find out why blueberry popsicles are like the tooth fairy. Also, will Sarah Palin reallly be able to help a nation in this kind of crisis? </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Find out why blueberry popsicles are like the tooth fairy. Also, will Sarah Palin reallly be able to help a nation in this kind of crisis? </media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Find out why blueberry popsicles are like the tooth fairy. Also, will Sarah Palin reallly be able to help a nation in this kind of crisis? </media:description>
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            <title>National Chop Suey Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:35:12 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Chop Suey Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1137857.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:35:12 -0800<br />Duration: 105</p><p>Attention Chop Suey fans: Jay is putting you on notice.  Celebrate this day with someone you hate.  He has a way with words, folks.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Attention Chop Suey fans: Jay is putting you on notice.  Celebrate this day with someone you hate.  He has a way with words, folks.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Attention Chop Suey fans: Jay is putting you on notice.  Celebrate this day with someone you hate.  He has a way with words, folks.</media:description>
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            <title>National Cherry Turnover Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:36:26 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Cherry Turnover Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1135598.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:36:26 -0800<br />Duration: 48</p><p>Nathan pays tribute to the delicious treat, Cherry Turnover.  Go and celebrate this glorious day.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Nathan pays tribute to the delicious treat, Cherry Turnover.  Go and celebrate this glorious day.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Nathan pays tribute to the delicious treat, Cherry Turnover.  Go and celebrate this glorious day.</media:description>
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            <title>National Banana Lover's Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:36:19 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Banana Lover's Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1133229.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:36:19 -0800<br />Duration: 81</p><p>Banana lovers rise up! In honor of National Banana Lovers' Day and the Presidential Election, Joe has a rousing debate about the banana with a worthy opponent.</p>]]></description>
            <category>banana</category><category>bananas</category><category>debate</category><category>dog</category><category>election</category><category>lovers</category><category>presidential</category>
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                <media:text type="plain">Banana lovers rise up! In honor of National Banana Lovers' Day and the Presidential Election, Joe has a rousing debate about the banana with a worthy opponent.</media:text>

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            <title>August 26 - National Cherry Popsicle Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:34:22 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="August 26 - National Cherry Popsicle Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1131127.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:34:22 -0800<br />Duration: 84</p><p>Cherry Popsicles are super useful. Why not eat a few hundred and use the sticks to make some cool with your kid? Plus, did you know that Jesus was allergic to bananas?</p>]]></description>
            <category>cherries</category><category>cherry</category><category>crafts</category><category>popsicle</category><category>popsicles</category><category>projects</category><category>stick</category>
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                <media:text type="plain">Cherry Popsicles are super useful. Why not eat a few hundred and use the sticks to make some cool with your kid? Plus, did you know that Jesus was allergic to bananas?</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Cherry Popsicles are super useful. Why not eat a few hundred and use the sticks to make some cool with your kid? Plus, did you know that Jesus was allergic to bananas?</media:description>
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            <title>National Whiskey Sour Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:36:09 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Whiskey Sour Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1130189.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:36:09 -0800<br />Duration: 81</p><p>Douche-bags of the world unite! ...and find your way to the nearest bar to enjoy your whiskey sours.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Douche-bags of the world unite! ...and find your way to the nearest bar to enjoy your whiskey sours.</media:text>

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            <title>National Sponge Cake Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:36:03 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Sponge Cake Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1127328.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:36:03 -0800<br />Duration: 65</p><p>Sponge cake...really?  Really?!?  Eric gives his take on a food that is only good with another food.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Sponge cake...really?  Really?!?  Eric gives his take on a food that is only good with another food.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Sponge cake...really?  Really?!?  Eric gives his take on a food that is only good with another food.</media:description>
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            <title>National Eat a Peach Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:55:03 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Eat a Peach Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1124471.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:55:03 -0800<br />Duration: 85</p><p>Today is National Eat a Peach Day...c'mon Peach People.  You've got to come up with something better than that.  Jay is having trouble concentrating.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Today is National Eat a Peach Day...c'mon Peach People.  You've got to come up with something better than that.  Jay is having trouble concentrating.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Today is National Eat a Peach Day...c'mon Peach People.  You've got to come up with something better than that.  Jay is having trouble concentrating.</media:description>
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            <title>National Pecan Torte Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:55:04 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Pecan Torte Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1122449.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:55:04 -0800<br />Duration: 99</p><p>You thought you could get away with it pecan torte...well Jason doesn't think so.  He will do what he wants, when he wants and you can't stop him.  And less you came back to him...</p>]]></description>
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            <title>National Lemonade Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:55:00 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Lemonade Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1120180.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:55:00 -0800<br />Duration: 94</p><p>Happy National Lemonade Day! When Life gives Joe lemons, he makes lemonade and has an Olympic taste test between pink and yellow lemonade.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Happy National Lemonade Day! When Life gives Joe lemons, he makes lemonade and has an Olympic taste test between pink and yellow lemonade.</media:text>

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            <title>National Lemon Meringue Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:00:25 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Lemon Meringue Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1109338.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:00:25 -0800<br />Duration: 96</p><p>Who doesn't love a good spoken work interpretation of a 90's pop star's relative hit?  Watch Jay rant on lemon meringue.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Who doesn't love a good spoken work interpretation of a 90's pop star's relative hit?  Watch Jay rant on lemon meringue.</media:text>

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            <title>Food Rants: Creamsicle</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:54:19 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Food Rants: Creamsicle" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1106758.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:54:19 -0800<br />Duration: 115</p><p>Jason Falls's rant on National Creamsicle Day.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>National Filet Mignon Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:35:03 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Filet Mignon Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1104071.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:35:03 -0800<br />Duration: 56</p><p>Joe loves filet mignon, but his wife doesn't want him wasting their money on unnecessary things. But he is his own man and does what he wants...sort of.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>National Raspberry Tart Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:54:10 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Raspberry Tart Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1100462.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:54:10 -0800<br />Duration: 103</p><p>Raspberry's reputation is called into question as she sneaks in after a long night of partying with Sugar, Butter, Flour and Crust.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Raspberry's reputation is called into question as she sneaks in after a long night of partying with Sugar, Butter, Flour and Crust.</media:text>

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            <title>August 12 - National Toasted Almond Bar Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:54:07 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="August 12 - National Toasted Almond Bar Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1101891.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:54:07 -0800<br />Duration: 102</p><p>Sarah explains how toasted almond bars are like the olympics. Kobe Bryant, Labron James, and raisens. Plus, Asians are team players. Are you?</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Sarah explains how toasted almond bars are like the olympics. Kobe Bryant, Labron James, and raisens. Plus, Asians are team players. Are you?</media:text>

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            <title>National Frozen Custard Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:53:41 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Frozen Custard Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1094789.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:53:41 -0800<br />Duration: 71</p><p>What does the movie Alien and frozen custard have in common?  Find out from Jay on this episode of Food Rants.  </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">What does the movie Alien and frozen custard have in common?  Find out from Jay on this episode of Food Rants.  </media:text>

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            <title>Food Rants: Raspberries and Cream</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 10:53:34 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Food Rants: Raspberries and Cream" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1090742.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2008 10:53:34 -0800<br />Duration: 88</p><p>Jason Falls rants with a protest of Raspberries and Cream Day after Aug. 1 was Raspberry Cream Pie Day.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Jason Falls rants with a protest of Raspberries and Cream Day after Aug. 1 was Raspberry Cream Pie Day.</media:text>

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            <title>National Root Beer Float Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:53:32 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Root Beer Float Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1090192.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:53:32 -0800<br />Duration: 114</p><p>Joe is about to lay three hard hitting truths about the Root Beer Float on you...can you handle that? Can you?!?</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Joe is about to lay three hard hitting truths about the Root Beer Float on you...can you handle that? Can you?!?</media:text>

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            <title>August 5 - National Waffle Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:53:30 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="August 5 - National Waffle Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1085868.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:53:30 -0800<br />Duration: 131</p><p>waffles are like men....you feel good when you have them...then you feel guilty. what does james dean think about waffles? also, let's save homeless caterpillars</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">waffles are like men....you feel good when you have them...then you feel guilty. what does james dean think about waffles? also, let's save homeless caterpillars</media:text>

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            <title>National Chocolate Chip Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 13:53:16 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Chocolate Chip Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1083538.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 13:53:16 -0800<br />Duration: 87</p><p>Handy the Magic Italian gives us the reason why he's not a big fan of the chocolate chip.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Handy the Magic Italian gives us the reason why he's not a big fan of the chocolate chip.</media:text>

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            <title>National Watermelon Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 09:53:16 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Watermelon Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1082867.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 09:53:16 -0800<br />Duration: 34</p><p>Eric hates watermelons.  Really.  He hates them.  He is on a mission to stop you from eating them.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Eric hates watermelons.  Really.  He hates them.  He is on a mission to stop you from eating them.</media:text>

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            <title>National Ice Cream Sandwich Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:33:55 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Ice Cream Sandwich Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1080963.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:33:55 -0800<br />Duration: 102</p><p>Jay somehow goes negative on the Ice Cream Sandwich.  And makes a convincing argument.  Do you agree with his take?  Are ice cream sandwiches dairy abominations?  You decide.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Jay somehow goes negative on the Ice Cream Sandwich.  And makes a convincing argument.  Do you agree with his take?  Are ice cream sandwiches dairy abominations?  You decide.</media:text>

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            <title>National Raspberry Cream Pie Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:53:03 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Raspberry Cream Pie Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1078531.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:53:03 -0800<br />Duration: 42</p><p>Andrea is so happy to be talking about Raspberry Cream Pie. She could just go on and on about how much she loves raspberries and her husband.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Andrea is so happy to be talking about Raspberry Cream Pie. She could just go on and on about how much she loves raspberries and her husband.</media:text>

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            <title>Food Rants: Cotton Candy</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:33:37 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Food Rants: Cotton Candy" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1074785.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:33:37 -0800<br />Duration: 155</p><p>Jason Falls discusses the lack of substance in Cotton Candy with the 2008 Cotton Candy No Substance Awards.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Jason Falls discusses the lack of substance in Cotton Candy with the 2008 Cotton Candy No Substance Awards.</media:text>

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            <title>National Cheesecake Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:33:34 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="National Cheesecake Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1074018.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:33:34 -0800<br />Duration: 77</p><p>Joe shares his Top 5 Greatest Things to Ever Happen to Him...I bet one is about cheesecake.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Joe shares his Top 5 Greatest Things to Ever Happen to Him...I bet one is about cheesecake.</media:text>

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            <title>July 29: National Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:52:56 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="July 29: National Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1069858.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:52:56 -0800<br />Duration: 109</p><p>Sacrificing cheese is messy....and stupid</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Sacrificing cheese is messy....and stupid</media:text>

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            <title>July 28: National Chocolate Milk Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:33:29 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="July 28: National Chocolate Milk Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1068764.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:33:29 -0800<br />Duration: 115</p><p>Rise up Chocolate Milk lovers and take your stand against the evil oppressors that are trying to stop you from enjoying your sacred drink...or something like that.  Just watch.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Rise up Chocolate Milk lovers and take your stand against the evil oppressors that are trying to stop you from enjoying your sacred drink...or something like that.  Just watch.</media:text>

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            <title>July 27: National Creme Brulee Day</title>            
            <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:33:25 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="July 27: National Creme Brulee Day" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1066954.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/foodrants/">foodrants</a><br />Added: Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:33:25 -0800<br />Duration: 109</p><p>Jay some how connects Creme Brulee with the 1994 Super Bowl between the San Diego Chargers and the San Francisco 49ers.  Enjoy.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Jay some how connects Creme Brulee with the 1994 Super Bowl between the San Diego Chargers and the San Francisco 49ers.  Enjoy.</media:text>

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