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            <title>The Caster - Paulette</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:46:21 -0800</pubDate>            
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            <title>The Caster - Kendall</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:46:17 -0800</pubDate>            
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            <title>The Caster - Kendall</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:46:17 -0800</pubDate>            
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                <media:text type="plain">Meet Kendall, a hot young actress who's been called in by the Caster to read for the new Wesley Snipes movie.</media:text>

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            <title>The Caster - Georgia</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:16:17 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="The Caster - Georgia" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/712255.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:16:17 -0800<br />Duration: 109</p><p>Meet the Caster and his latest auditioner, Georgia.  Georgia's a hot, blond ingenue totally psyched to try out for the role of the Young Mother Teresa.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>A Lost Starbucks Ad - Freakin' Delicious</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:40:18 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="A Lost Starbucks Ad - Freakin' Delicious" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/577876.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:40:18 -0800<br />Duration: 46</p><p>Check out this hot young model trying out a lost ad campaign for Starbucks.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Check out this hot young model trying out a lost ad campaign for Starbucks.</media:text>

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            <title>Sleeping Girl Farts on Subway</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:40:15 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Sleeping Girl Farts on Subway" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/507812.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:40:15 -0800<br />Duration: 24</p><p>A girl can't stop farting on the subway</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Delicious Hawaiian Punch - Subway shot</title>            
            <pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:34:07 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Delicious Hawaiian Punch - Subway shot" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/506650.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:34:07 -0800<br />Duration: 11</p><p>Mmmm....that is some damn good punch.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Hot Girl Farts</title>            
            <pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:19:08 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Hot Girl Farts" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/506639.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:19:08 -0800<br />Duration: 13</p><p>Watch the hot girl fart</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Ché-Date: A Revolutionary Dating Service</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:55:12 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Ché-Date: A Revolutionary Dating Service" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/452176.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:55:12 -0800<br />Duration: 167</p><p>Meet Juanita.  She's a sexy young woman just looking for a man for a date, and maybe a short protest march.  </p>]]></description>
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            <title>Ché-Date</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:25:09 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Ché-Date" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/446109.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:25:09 -0800<br />Duration: 167</p><p>A Revolutionary Dating Service!</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">A Revolutionary Dating Service!</media:text>

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            <title>Sex with a Tranny</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:07:06 -0800</pubDate>            
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                <media:text type="plain">Considering what the celebrities do, why is getting a little action from a tranny such a big deal?</media:text>

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            <title>This is Mitt Romney</title>            
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            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="This is Mitt Romney" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/296097.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:13:06 -0800<br />Duration: 32</p><p>Mitt Romney is runner for President of the United States of America.  Find out more about this Republican Candidate.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">The one-week anniversary of Alarm Cock.  Commence celebrations.</media:text>

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            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Alarm Cock - Monday, March 26th" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/215687.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:42:41 -0800<br />Duration: 124</p><p>The very first Monday Alarm Cock.  You know what?  It smells like syrup.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">The very first Monday Alarm Cock.  You know what?  It smells like syrup.</media:text>

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            <pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:04:00 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Alarm Cock - Sunday, March 25" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/214502.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:04:00 -0800<br />Duration: 142</p><p>The Poor Bastard is here with a special weekend edition of Alarm Cock.  Sweet.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">The Poor Bastard is here with a special weekend edition of Alarm Cock.  Sweet.</media:text>

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            <title>No Fat Chicks!</title>            
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            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="No Fat Chicks!" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/214041.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Sat, 24 Mar 2007 22:24:53 -0800<br />Duration: 56</p><p>The Poor Bastard brings you an important public service announcement with the help of The Bad Girls</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">The Poor Bastard brings you an important public service announcement with the help of The Bad Girls</media:text>

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            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Alarm Cock - Friday, March 23rd" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/212787.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:48:31 -0800<br />Duration: 79</p><p>Lucky duck, here's your alarm cock</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Lucky duck, here's your alarm cock</media:text>

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            <title>Trendster! w/The Bad Girls</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:08:21 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Trendster! w/The Bad Girls" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/157006.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:08:21 -0800<br />Duration: 268</p><p>Join the Bad Girls as they discuss The Hair Petting Game - the craze that's sweeping the nation!</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Join the Bad Girls as they discuss The Hair Petting Game - the craze that's sweeping the nation!</media:text>

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            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:08:31 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Hair Petting w/Josh and Brendt" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/137600.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:08:31 -0800<br />Duration: 90</p><p>It's true!  Everyone can have fun playing The Hair Petting Game.  Here are Josh and Brendt out in Times Square getting their pet on.  It truly is the craze that's sweeping the nation.  See more at HairPetting.com!!!</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">It's true!  Everyone can have fun playing The Hair Petting Game.  Here are Josh and Brendt out in Times Square getting their pet on.  It truly is the craze that's sweeping the nation.  See more at HairPetting.com!!!</media:text>

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            <title>The Hair Petting Game w/The Bad Girls</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:50:58 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="The Hair Petting Game w/The Bad Girls" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/132933.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:50:58 -0800<br />Duration: 140</p><p>Join the Bad Girls as they demonstrate the latest craze to sweep the nation - Hair Petting</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Join the Bad Girls as they demonstrate the latest craze to sweep the nation - Hair Petting</media:text>

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            <title>Twingasm - An Orgasm of Fun</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:49:13 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Twingasm - An Orgasm of Fun" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/123496.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:49:13 -0800<br />Duration: 215</p><p>Meet Cindy and Mindy, twins who just love to talk about gossip and celebrities and sex and life in the big city.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Meet Cindy and Mindy, twins who just love to talk about gossip and celebrities and sex and life in the big city.</media:text>

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            <title>Girls Talking About Sex</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:19:05 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Girls Talking About Sex" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/120056.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:19:05 -0800<br />Duration: 232</p><p>Join the Bad Girls as they answer your questions about sex.  Stay tuned to find out how to submit your own questions.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Join the Bad Girls as they answer your questions about sex.  Stay tuned to find out how to submit your own questions.</media:text>

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            <title>Vote or Die?</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:19:56 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Vote or Die?" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/90431.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:19:56 -0800<br />Duration: 69</p><p></p>]]></description>
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            <title>The (anti)Starbucks "Ad"</title>            
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            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="The (anti)Starbucks &quot;Ad&quot;" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/89147.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 13:32:05 -0800<br />Duration: 46</p><p></p>]]></description>
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            <title>Sweet Sixteen</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:32:04 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Sweet Sixteen" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/89144.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:32:04 -0800<br />Duration: 77</p><p>What is the power of Sweet Sixteen.  </p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">What is the power of Sweet Sixteen.  </media:text>

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            <title>Darfur Sex Rally</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:27:43 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Darfur Sex Rally" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/43074.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/thepoorbastard/">thepoorbastard</a><br />Added: Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:27:43 -0800<br />Duration: 57</p><p>Even when we really want to do the right thing, we end up doing the easy thing... Sincerity is the new irony (and sex after a rally rocks)</p>]]></description>
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