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            <title>There's a Floppy Disk on the Floor</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:53:28 -0800</pubDate>            
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Based on a true floppy.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>The Tale of Boy Meets Penguin</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:54:59 -0800</pubDate>            
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Think before you accidentally auto-accept...</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Toby Shops Impulsively</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:54:24 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Toby Shops Impulsively" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1138555.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:54:24 -0800<br />Duration: 141</p><p>Toby buys on impulse.
http://www.tobyturner.com

Beer Opening Rings:
http://www.popsoff.com

Mosquito Slayer:
http://tinyurl.com/mosquitoslayer

Freakin' Adult Heelys:
http://www.tinyurl.com/adultheelys

Free Month of Amazon Prime! (expires Oct 31st, '08)
http://www.tinyurl.com/amazonprimefreetrial</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Toby buys on impulse.
http://www.tobyturner.com

Beer Opening Rings:
http://www.popsoff.com

Mosquito Slayer:
http://tinyurl.com/mosquitoslayer

Freakin' Adult Heelys:
http://www.tinyurl.com/adultheelys

Free Month of Amazon Prime! (expires Oct 31st, '08)
http://www.tinyurl.com/amazonprimefreetrial</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Toby buys on impulse.
http://www.tobyturner.com

Beer Opening Rings:
http://www.popsoff.com

Mosquito Slayer:
http://tinyurl.com/mosquitoslayer

Freakin' Adult Heelys:
http://www.tinyurl.com/adultheelys

Free Month of Amazon Prime! (expires Oct 31st, '08)
http://www.tinyurl.com/amazonprimefreetrial</media:description>
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            <title>Guy Solves Rubik's Cube With Wiener</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:55:03 -0800</pubDate>            
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http://www.tobyturner.com</p>]]></description>
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http://www.tobyturner.com</media:text>

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http://www.tobyturner.com</media:description>
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            <title>The Tale of Half.com</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:55:03 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="The Tale of Half.com" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1122748.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:55:03 -0800<br />Duration: 68</p><p>Toby Tells Tales of his shady behavior.

http://www.tobyturner.com</p>]]></description>
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http://www.tobyturner.com</media:text>

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http://www.tobyturner.com</media:description>
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            <title>Googling Boobies</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:54:11 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Googling Boobies" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1100163.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:54:11 -0800<br />Duration: 102</p><p>The Devil knows you weren't referring to the seabirds from the Galapagos.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">The Devil knows you weren't referring to the seabirds from the Galapagos.</media:text>

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            <title>Fastest Snapper in World, The</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:53:57 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Fastest Snapper in World, The" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1100013.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:53:57 -0800<br />Duration: 31</p><p>Snap Duel - Engage.

http://www.tobyturner.com
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com


WHAAT? He posted a link to Guinness world records? LEGIT!</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Snap Duel - Engage.

http://www.tobyturner.com
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com


WHAAT? He posted a link to Guinness world records? LEGIT!</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Snap Duel - Engage.

http://www.tobyturner.com
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com


WHAAT? He posted a link to Guinness world records? LEGIT!</media:description>
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            <title>Googling Boobies</title>            
            <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 07:52:54 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Googling Boobies" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1065743.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Sat, 26 Jul 2008 07:52:54 -0800<br />Duration: 102</p><p>The Devil knows you're not referring to the seabirds from the Galapagos...</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">The Devil knows you're not referring to the seabirds from the Galapagos...</media:text>

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            <title>8 Hour Energy</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:24:32 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="8 Hour Energy" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/1012833.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:24:32 -0800<br />Duration: 89</p><p>http://www.8-hr.com

The energy pills trusted by secret agents everywhere.  8 Hour Energy.  Put it to use.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">http://www.8-hr.com

The energy pills trusted by secret agents everywhere.  8 Hour Energy.  Put it to use.</media:text>

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The energy pills trusted by secret agents everywhere.  8 Hour Energy.  Put it to use.</media:description>
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            <title>Squirrel Threesome</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:49:33 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Squirrel Threesome" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/927163.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:49:33 -0800<br />Duration: 61</p><p>Squirrels getting their nuts... in HD.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Squirrels getting their nuts... in HD.</media:text>

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            <title>Candy Planet - Episode Two</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 06:17:58 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Candy Planet - Episode Two" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/868908.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Wed, 07 May 2008 06:17:58 -0800<br />Duration: 182</p><p>Part two of an epic mini-mini-series.</p>]]></description>
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            <media:title>Candy Planet - Episode Two</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">Part two of an epic mini-mini-series.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Part two of an epic mini-mini-series.</media:description>
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            <title>Candy Planet - Episode One</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:19:32 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Candy Planet - Episode One" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/851034.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:19:32 -0800<br />Duration: 152</p><p>In a world where carbon is sugar, carbon-based life... is candy.  Welcome to Candy Planet.</p>]]></description>
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            <media:title>Candy Planet - Episode One</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">In a world where carbon is sugar, carbon-based life... is candy.  Welcome to Candy Planet.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">In a world where carbon is sugar, carbon-based life... is candy.  Welcome to Candy Planet.</media:description>
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            <title>Magic Eye Porn!</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:46:18 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Magic Eye Porn!" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/782362.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:46:18 -0800<br />Duration: 45</p><p>They PUBLISHED this!</p>]]></description>
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            <media:title>Magic Eye Porn!</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">They PUBLISHED this!</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">They PUBLISHED this!</media:description>
            <media:credit>Toby Turner</media:credit>            
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            <title>Tag!</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:16:20 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Tag!" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/719828.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:16:20 -0800<br />Duration: 181</p><p>No tag backs... or else.</p>]]></description>
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            <media:title>Tag!</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">No tag backs... or else.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">No tag backs... or else.</media:description>
            <media:credit>Toby Turner, Scott Jones</media:credit>            
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            <title>Toby Turner - I Go To College For The Financial Aid</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:06:30 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Toby Turner - I Go To College For The Financial Aid" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/616677.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:06:30 -0800<br />Duration: 197</p><p>True story.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">True story.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">True story.</media:description>
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            <title>Toby Goes to School</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:36:27 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Toby Goes to School" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/608466.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:36:27 -0800<br />Duration: 380</p><p>I goes to school, and bring my HV-20 with.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">I goes to school, and bring my HV-20 with.</media:text>

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            <title>AiPhone</title>            
            <pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 09:40:18 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="AiPhone" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/517688.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Sat, 08 Dec 2007 09:40:18 -0800<br />Duration: 540</p><p>Web 3.0
http://www.tobytees.com
http://www.tobyturner.com</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Web 3.0
http://www.tobytees.com
http://www.tobyturner.com</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Web 3.0
http://www.tobytees.com
http://www.tobyturner.com</media:description>
            <media:credit>Toby Turner, Scott Jones</media:credit>            
            <media:player url="http://revver.com/video/517688/aiphone/"></media:player>
            
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            <media:credit>Toby Turner, Scott Jones</media:credit>
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            <title>Don't Tase Me, Bro! - (UF Student Tasered Remix)</title>            
            <pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:56:55 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Don't Tase Me, Bro! - (UF Student Tasered Remix)" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/403222.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:56:55 -0800<br />Duration: 44</p><p>Buy the shirt, or risk tasering! printfection.com/freeandrewmeyer
Andrew is in most of my classes this semester... I wanted to show him this in class, but he didn't show up. He was in some place called "carcerated."

Profits (and they'll be ultra-slim, like a Trojan) may go towards Andrew's epic attorney fees. They may also be used to buy him epic quantities of booze - his birthday was this past weekend, after all... Happy 21st, mang!

www.tobyturner.com</p>]]></description>
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            <media:title>Don't Tase Me, Bro! - (UF Student Tasered Remix)</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">Buy the shirt, or risk tasering! printfection.com/freeandrewmeyer
Andrew is in most of my classes this semester... I wanted to show him this in class, but he didn't show up. He was in some place called "carcerated."

Profits (and they'll be ultra-slim, like a Trojan) may go towards Andrew's epic attorney fees. They may also be used to buy him epic quantities of booze - his birthday was this past weekend, after all... Happy 21st, mang!

www.tobyturner.com</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Buy the shirt, or risk tasering! printfection.com/freeandrewmeyer
Andrew is in most of my classes this semester... I wanted to show him this in class, but he didn't show up. He was in some place called "carcerated."

Profits (and they'll be ultra-slim, like a Trojan) may go towards Andrew's epic attorney fees. They may also be used to buy him epic quantities of booze - his birthday was this past weekend, after all... Happy 21st, mang!

www.tobyturner.com</media:description>
            <media:credit>Toby Turner</media:credit>            
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            <title>Hamster Hunt</title>            
            <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:04:05 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Hamster Hunt" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/344090.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:04:05 -0800<br />Duration: 108</p><p>Saw hamster, grabbed camera.</p>]]></description>
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            <media:title>Hamster Hunt</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">Saw hamster, grabbed camera.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Saw hamster, grabbed camera.</media:description>
            <media:credit>Toby Turner</media:credit>            
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            <title>Everyday (The Wii Is Gone)</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:04:08 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Everyday (The Wii Is Gone)" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/333496.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:04:08 -0800<br />Duration: 207</p><p>True story.</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">True story.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">True story.</media:description>
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            <title>The Best Damn Video I Ever Made Yesterday</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:34:08 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="The Best Damn Video I Ever Made Yesterday" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/333307.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:34:08 -0800<br />Duration: 78</p><p>I could probably send this to a therapist and be diagnosed with ADD.  

Well... hopefully ADHD.  Cause... everything's better with HD.</p>]]></description>
            <category>madman</category><category>musings</category><category>toby</category><category>turner</category>
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            <media:title>The Best Damn Video I Ever Made Yesterday</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">I could probably send this to a therapist and be diagnosed with ADD.  

Well... hopefully ADHD.  Cause... everything's better with HD.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">I could probably send this to a therapist and be diagnosed with ADD.  

Well... hopefully ADHD.  Cause... everything's better with HD.</media:description>
            <media:credit>Toby Turner</media:credit>            
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            <media:credit>Toby Turner</media:credit>
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            <title>FALCOR the URiNATOR</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 14:04:08 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="FALCOR the URiNATOR" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/333182.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 14:04:08 -0800<br />Duration: 63</p><p>Maybe I played too much Guitar Hero...</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Maybe I played too much Guitar Hero...</media:text>

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            <media:credit>Toby Turner</media:credit>            
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            <title>New Cingular Commercial</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:58:08 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="New Cingular Commercial" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/229921.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:58:08 -0800<br />Duration: 117</p><p>Switch to the network with fewer dropped calls... or else.</p>]]></description>
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            <media:title>New Cingular Commercial</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">Switch to the network with fewer dropped calls... or else.</media:text>

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            <title>Raw Pork Takes the Pepsi Challenge... (no cutaway!)</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:46:09 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Raw Pork Takes the Pepsi Challenge... (no cutaway!)" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/200926.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Sun, 11 Mar 2007 14:46:09 -0800<br />Duration: 111</p><p>What happens when the Pepsi Challenge is applied to a new demographic?</p>]]></description>
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            <link>http://revver.com/video/200926/raw-pork-takes-the-pepsi-challenge-no-cutaway/</link>
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            <media:title>Raw Pork Takes the Pepsi Challenge... (no cutaway!)</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">What happens when the Pepsi Challenge is applied to a new demographic?</media:text>

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            <title>What Happens When You Pour Coke on Raw Pork</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:09:13 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="What Happens When You Pour Coke on Raw Pork" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/194309.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:09:13 -0800<br />Duration: 51</p><p>Watch this one first:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/447498/...

My roommate told me that she never ate pork because, "when you pour Coke on it, worms come out."

After I finished laughing, I caught my breath and said, "I'm no lawyer, but if I was, I'd say you were legally retarded."

She responded with, "Why the hell do you think nobody eats it?!"

I told her I was going to prove her wrong - with video. So I made this... thinking she'd say "Hahah... yeah right. Why'd you fade to black if it was only 2 minutes?!"

Instead, she watched it and said, "NOW do you believe me?!"

... She didn't care that it was ridiculously fake-looking, and I didn't expect anyone ELSE would buy it...

But then people started reposting it (it was featured on Break, Ebaumsworld, Myspace, and maybe some others). It received 3 million views in the first week from these sites alone, not to mention the half million on YouTube (where it wasn't even featured).

It generates a lot of racist and offensive comments. Here is my favorite interchange:

Comment: "That's why Muslims don't eat pork, you stupid fucking Americans."
Response: "Don't you have something to blow up?" (more) (less)</p>]]></description>
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                <media:text type="plain">Watch this one first:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/447498/...

My roommate told me that she never ate pork because, "when you pour Coke on it, worms come out."

After I finished laughing, I caught my breath and said, "I'm no lawyer, but if I was, I'd say you were legally retarded."

She responded with, "Why the hell do you think nobody eats it?!"

I told her I was going to prove her wrong - with video. So I made this... thinking she'd say "Hahah... yeah right. Why'd you fade to black if it was only 2 minutes?!"

Instead, she watched it and said, "NOW do you believe me?!"

... She didn't care that it was ridiculously fake-looking, and I didn't expect anyone ELSE would buy it...

But then people started reposting it (it was featured on Break, Ebaumsworld, Myspace, and maybe some others). It received 3 million views in the first week from these sites alone, not to mention the half million on YouTube (where it wasn't even featured).

It generates a lot of racist and offensive comments. Here is my favorite interchange:

Comment: "That's why Muslims don't eat pork, you stupid fucking Americans."
Response: "Don't you have something to blow up?" (more) (less)</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Watch this one first:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/447498/...

My roommate told me that she never ate pork because, "when you pour Coke on it, worms come out."

After I finished laughing, I caught my breath and said, "I'm no lawyer, but if I was, I'd say you were legally retarded."

She responded with, "Why the hell do you think nobody eats it?!"

I told her I was going to prove her wrong - with video. So I made this... thinking she'd say "Hahah... yeah right. Why'd you fade to black if it was only 2 minutes?!"

Instead, she watched it and said, "NOW do you believe me?!"

... She didn't care that it was ridiculously fake-looking, and I didn't expect anyone ELSE would buy it...

But then people started reposting it (it was featured on Break, Ebaumsworld, Myspace, and maybe some others). It received 3 million views in the first week from these sites alone, not to mention the half million on YouTube (where it wasn't even featured).

It generates a lot of racist and offensive comments. Here is my favorite interchange:

Comment: "That's why Muslims don't eat pork, you stupid fucking Americans."
Response: "Don't you have something to blow up?" (more) (less)</media:description>
            <media:credit>Toby Turner</media:credit>            
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            <title>This Scared My Dentist</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 14:20:35 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="This Scared My Dentist" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/177966.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Sun, 18 Feb 2007 14:20:35 -0800<br />Duration: 22</p><p>This would probably be a fun prank to pull during a dental checkup.</p>]]></description>
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            <media:title>This Scared My Dentist</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">This would probably be a fun prank to pull during a dental checkup.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">This would probably be a fun prank to pull during a dental checkup.</media:description>
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            <title>Arnold Running for President</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:20:46 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Arnold Running for President" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/175919.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:20:46 -0800<br />Duration: 58</p><p>A preview of what may come in the 2008 election.</p>]]></description>
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            <media:title>Arnold Running for President</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">A preview of what may come in the 2008 election.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">A preview of what may come in the 2008 election.</media:description>
            <media:credit>Toby Turner</media:credit>            
            <media:player url="http://revver.com/video/175919/arnold-running-for-president/"></media:player>
            
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            <title>Straight/Gay</title>            
            <pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:13:05 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Straight/Gay" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/175912.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:13:05 -0800<br />Duration: 37</p><p>Change your sexual orientation with a wave of the hand!</p>]]></description>
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            <link>http://revver.com/video/175912/straightgay/</link>
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            <media:title>Straight/Gay</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">Change your sexual orientation with a wave of the hand!</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Change your sexual orientation with a wave of the hand!</media:description>
            <media:credit>Toby Turner</media:credit>            
            <media:player url="http://revver.com/video/175912/straightgay/"></media:player>
            
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            <title>How to Make The Ultimate Favicon</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:55:25 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="How to Make The Ultimate Favicon" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/118856.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:55:25 -0800<br />Duration: 76</p><p>An easy and effective way to create a Favicon for your website.  Dig it.</p>]]></description>
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            <link>http://revver.com/video/118856/how-to-make-the-ultimate-favicon/</link>
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            <media:title>How to Make The Ultimate Favicon</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">An easy and effective way to create a Favicon for your website.  Dig it.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">An easy and effective way to create a Favicon for your website.  Dig it.</media:description>
            <media:credit>tobuscus</media:credit>            
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            <title>A Fun Way To Get Your Loved One Away From World Of Warcraft</title>            
            <pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:16:29 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="A Fun Way To Get Your Loved One Away From World Of Warcraft" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/118693.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:16:29 -0800<br />Duration: 93</p><p>This also works for Online Poker.  It prevents your spouse from depleting your bank account.</p>]]></description>
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            <link>http://revver.com/video/118693/a-fun-way-to-get-your-loved-one-away-from-world-of-warcraft/</link>
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            <media:title>A Fun Way To Get Your Loved One Away From World Of Warcraft</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">This also works for Online Poker.  It prevents your spouse from depleting your bank account.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">This also works for Online Poker.  It prevents your spouse from depleting your bank account.</media:description>
            <media:credit>tobuscus</media:credit>            
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            <title>Eight O'Clock Coffee (Day Two)</title>            
            <pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:19:40 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Eight O'Clock Coffee (Day Two)" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/117803.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:19:40 -0800<br />Duration: 160</p><p>Based on a true coffee.  Day Two.</p>]]></description>
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            <media:title>Eight O'Clock Coffee (Day Two)</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">Based on a true coffee.  Day Two.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Based on a true coffee.  Day Two.</media:description>
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            <title>Eight O'Clock Coffee (Day One)</title>            
            <pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 23:55:39 -0800</pubDate>            
            <description><![CDATA[<img width="120" alt="Eight O'Clock Coffee (Day One)" height="90" src="http://frame.revver.com/frame/120x90/117800.jpg" /><p>Author: <a href="http://revver.com/u/tobuscus/">tobuscus</a><br />Added: Sun, 10 Dec 2006 23:55:39 -0800<br />Duration: 113</p><p>Based on a true coffee.  Day One.</p>]]></description>
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            <media:title>Eight O'Clock Coffee (Day One)</media:title>            
            
                <media:text type="plain">Based on a true coffee.  Day One.</media:text>

            <media:description type="plain">Based on a true coffee.  Day One.</media:description>
            <media:credit>tobuscus</media:credit>            
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