Videos by wineassusa Videos by wineassusa http://revver.com/u/wineassusa/ http://revver.com webmaster@revver.com Wineass 133: 2005 Los Vascos Cabernet Sauvignon Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:13:07 -0800

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Duration: 204

“The fish may not get this cork out, 'cause it's a boogie board cork,” said the Grapedonk. “When I turn it, it unturns.” Yeah, we know. We don't get it either. “Wow, that does a lot of shit, a lot of weird gyrations. It went from a Kool-aid thing, to a dry wine thing, to a meat and food thing, to, well, now it's like you just drank a bunch of Ripple,” said the Grapedonk, on tasting the wine. After it sat for a while, he said, “It's a whole meal in itself.” But, apparently, not such a great meal. Maybe more like a TV dinner.

]]> 1332005cabernetlosreviewsauvignonvascoswinewineass http://revver.com/video/356400/wineass-133-2005-los-vascos-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/356400 Wineass 133: 2005 Los Vascos Cabernet Sauvignon “The fish may not get this cork out, 'cause it's a boogie board cork,” said the Grapedonk. “When I turn it, it unturns.” Yeah, we know. We don't get it either. “Wow, that does a lot of shit, a lot of weird gyrations. It went from a Kool-aid thing, to a dry wine thing, to a meat and food thing, to, well, now it's like you just drank a bunch of Ripple,” said the Grapedonk, on tasting the wine. After it sat for a while, he said, “It's a whole meal in itself.” But, apparently, not such a great meal. Maybe more like a TV dinner. “The fish may not get this cork out, 'cause it's a boogie board cork,” said the Grapedonk. “When I turn it, it unturns.” Yeah, we know. We don't get it either. “Wow, that does a lot of shit, a lot of weird gyrations. It went from a Kool-aid thing, to a dry wine thing, to a meat and food thing, to, well, now it's like you just drank a bunch of Ripple,” said the Grapedonk, on tasting the wine. After it sat for a while, he said, “It's a whole meal in itself.” But, apparently, not such a great meal. Maybe more like a TV dinner. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 133 2005 cabernet los review sauvignon vascos wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 134: 2003 Cline Oakley 5 Reds Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:13:07 -0800

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Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:13:07 -0800
Duration: 182

“OOO, good dark fucker,” said the Grapedonk, on pouring it. “Smells like a brand-new roll of 3M masking tape.” Not especially promising, and, on tasting, the Donk confirmed it. “That's a weird plastic thing it does. It has raisins and prunes and dark dried fruit, a lot of undertones about this one.” After a while, the masking tape odor went away. “Smells like a Coke, a spiked Coke,” the Grapedonk said. “It's really kinda light, with a cola-ginger ale thing, raisin plum date dark fruit, with some wood following it through. That got wayyyy better!”

]]> 20035clineoakleyredsreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/356409/wineass-134-2003-cline-oakley-5-reds/ http://revver.com/watch/356409 Wineass 134: 2003 Cline Oakley 5 Reds “OOO, good dark fucker,” said the Grapedonk, on pouring it. “Smells like a brand-new roll of 3M masking tape.” Not especially promising, and, on tasting, the Donk confirmed it. “That's a weird plastic thing it does. It has raisins and prunes and dark dried fruit, a lot of undertones about this one.” After a while, the masking tape odor went away. “Smells like a Coke, a spiked Coke,” the Grapedonk said. “It's really kinda light, with a cola-ginger ale thing, raisin plum date dark fruit, with some wood following it through. That got wayyyy better!” “OOO, good dark fucker,” said the Grapedonk, on pouring it. “Smells like a brand-new roll of 3M masking tape.” Not especially promising, and, on tasting, the Donk confirmed it. “That's a weird plastic thing it does. It has raisins and prunes and dark dried fruit, a lot of undertones about this one.” After a while, the masking tape odor went away. “Smells like a Coke, a spiked Coke,” the Grapedonk said. “It's really kinda light, with a cola-ginger ale thing, raisin plum date dark fruit, with some wood following it through. That got wayyyy better!” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2003 5 cline oakley reds review wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 132: 2004 Montevina Barbera Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:13:14 -0800

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Added: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:13:14 -0800
Duration: 207

We don't know what a Barbera is either. We had high, high hopes for this one. On first taste, it was a helluva wine. “That's a two-ton motherfucker, the whopper flopper, it's got a whole lotta shit going on. I could see that going well with spicy and weird food. This one kicks ass.” But on farting, this wine lost a whole lot of what was cool about it in the first place. “That lost a lot of weight and a lot of personality.” We thought it was gonna be a 4, but after farting, it was scraping to be a 3. If you're gonna get this one, DO NOT let it fart (or breathe, as the real connoisseurs say). Drink it right away!

]]> 2004barberamontevinawinewineass http://revver.com/video/301360/wineass-132-2004-montevina-barbera/ http://revver.com/watch/301360 Wineass 132: 2004 Montevina Barbera We don't know what a Barbera is either. We had high, high hopes for this one. On first taste, it was a helluva wine. “That's a two-ton motherfucker, the whopper flopper, it's got a whole lotta shit going on. I could see that going well with spicy and weird food. This one kicks ass.” But on farting, this wine lost a whole lot of what was cool about it in the first place. “That lost a lot of weight and a lot of personality.” We thought it was gonna be a 4, but after farting, it was scraping to be a 3. If you're gonna get this one, DO NOT let it fart (or breathe, as the real connoisseurs say). Drink it right away! We don't know what a Barbera is either. We had high, high hopes for this one. On first taste, it was a helluva wine. “That's a two-ton motherfucker, the whopper flopper, it's got a whole lotta shit going on. I could see that going well with spicy and weird food. This one kicks ass.” But on farting, this wine lost a whole lot of what was cool about it in the first place. “That lost a lot of weight and a lot of personality.” We thought it was gonna be a 4, but after farting, it was scraping to be a 3. If you're gonna get this one, DO NOT let it fart (or breathe, as the real connoisseurs say). Drink it right away! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2004 barbera montevina wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 131: 2006 Mesta Tempranillo Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:46:08 -0800

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Added: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:46:08 -0800
Duration: 181

What's a tem-pra-niL-oh? We don't know, either, except it's from Spain. The Donk used his flower-pot glass on this one, after a brief argument about whether or not it was a glass. “When you drink out of it, it's a goddamed cup!” he said. About the wine: “It's a twangy fucker, you get the warm and twang on this one. Sweet's medium, heat's medium-high . . . Mister Tem-pra-nil-oh is good for about a second, then it just becomes dry . . . twang, kool-aid, twang . . .” In other words, we've had better.

]]> 2006mestatempranillowinewineass http://revver.com/video/301346/wineass-131-2006-mesta-tempranillo/ http://revver.com/watch/301346 Wineass 131: 2006 Mesta Tempranillo What's a tem-pra-niL-oh? We don't know, either, except it's from Spain. The Donk used his flower-pot glass on this one, after a brief argument about whether or not it was a glass. “When you drink out of it, it's a goddamed cup!” he said. About the wine: “It's a twangy fucker, you get the warm and twang on this one. Sweet's medium, heat's medium-high . . . Mister Tem-pra-nil-oh is good for about a second, then it just becomes dry . . . twang, kool-aid, twang . . .” In other words, we've had better. What's a tem-pra-niL-oh? We don't know, either, except it's from Spain. The Donk used his flower-pot glass on this one, after a brief argument about whether or not it was a glass. “When you drink out of it, it's a goddamed cup!” he said. About the wine: “It's a twangy fucker, you get the warm and twang on this one. Sweet's medium, heat's medium-high . . . Mister Tem-pra-nil-oh is good for about a second, then it just becomes dry . . . twang, kool-aid, twang . . .” In other words, we've had better. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2006 mesta tempranillo wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 130: 1999 Changyu Cabernet Sauvignon Fri, 08 Jun 2007 16:13:08 -0800

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Duration: 237

China attacks again! “This is one-hunnert-seventy-five thousand mile transmission fluid,” said the Grapedonk. “Ashtray and coffee grounds,” he said, on first taste. “It's like that stuff you have to wash out of the bottom of the trash can, the stuff that sticks.” Needless to say, this wasn't our favorite wine. It wasn't so terrible that we'd spew it, but there are a whole lotta things going on that aren't real pleasant. But hey, the Donk kept drinking it, all the while complaining that, “It ain't even in orbit around the concept of good.” We paid 46 yuan. Get this on your next trip to China!

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/295251/wineass-130-1999-changyu-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/295251 Wineass 130: 1999 Changyu Cabernet Sauvignon China attacks again! “This is one-hunnert-seventy-five thousand mile transmission fluid,” said the Grapedonk. “Ashtray and coffee grounds,” he said, on first taste. “It's like that stuff you have to wash out of the bottom of the trash can, the stuff that sticks.” Needless to say, this wasn't our favorite wine. It wasn't so terrible that we'd spew it, but there are a whole lotta things going on that aren't real pleasant. But hey, the Donk kept drinking it, all the while complaining that, “It ain't even in orbit around the concept of good.” We paid 46 yuan. Get this on your next trip to China! China attacks again! “This is one-hunnert-seventy-five thousand mile transmission fluid,” said the Grapedonk. “Ashtray and coffee grounds,” he said, on first taste. “It's like that stuff you have to wash out of the bottom of the trash can, the stuff that sticks.” Needless to say, this wasn't our favorite wine. It wasn't so terrible that we'd spew it, but there are a whole lotta things going on that aren't real pleasant. But hey, the Donk kept drinking it, all the while complaining that, “It ain't even in orbit around the concept of good.” We paid 46 yuan. Get this on your next trip to China! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 128 Mon, 21 May 2007 16:25:14 -0800

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wineass

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Wineass

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Wineass

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Duration: 150

“This is definitely an elbow-the-chick-in-the-tit corkscrew,” the Donk said, opening this wine. “Knock that knocker right off'er.” Yeah. We know. He is what he is. “That a woody mofo,” the Grapedonk opined, on tasting the wine. But this was a good thing: “It has a really neat twangy candy thing, wet wood, raisin plum, real heavy elements, fresh tobacco and spice.” Yeah, it's complicated. But it didn't have any bad stuff in there. Well worth a 4!

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/272104/wineass-126-2003-adelaida-slo-zin/ http://revver.com/watch/272104 Wineass 126: 2003 Adelaida SLO Zin “This is definitely an elbow-the-chick-in-the-tit corkscrew,” the Donk said, opening this wine. “Knock that knocker right off'er.” Yeah. We know. He is what he is. “That a woody mofo,” the Grapedonk opined, on tasting the wine. But this was a good thing: “It has a really neat twangy candy thing, wet wood, raisin plum, real heavy elements, fresh tobacco and spice.” Yeah, it's complicated. But it didn't have any bad stuff in there. Well worth a 4! “This is definitely an elbow-the-chick-in-the-tit corkscrew,” the Donk said, opening this wine. “Knock that knocker right off'er.” Yeah. We know. He is what he is. “That a woody mofo,” the Grapedonk opined, on tasting the wine. But this was a good thing: “It has a really neat twangy candy thing, wet wood, raisin plum, real heavy elements, fresh tobacco and spice.” Yeah, it's complicated. But it didn't have any bad stuff in there. Well worth a 4! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 125: 2006 Timbuktu Small Block White Thu, 17 May 2007 17:34:09 -0800

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Added: Thu, 17 May 2007 17:34:09 -0800
Duration: 151

Okay, we're back behind the familiar bar, so the world is safe again. To celebrate, we gave the Donk a car-themed wine, expecting he'd hate it. After all, he's no big fan of white wines. And to top it off, it was a screw cap. “Like cough syrup,” the Grapedonk said. “Get a spoon.” But we were surprised. “Pear, nectariney, lemon tart curl, no garden hose, no shower curtains, no new vinyl interiors,” said the Donk and the Unseen Voice. But after a while, it lost some of its fun. “Kinda rindy, peely now. I think this is a pop-it and drink-it wine.”

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/272103/wineass-125-2006-timbuktu-small-block-white/ http://revver.com/watch/272103 Wineass 125: 2006 Timbuktu Small Block White Okay, we're back behind the familiar bar, so the world is safe again. To celebrate, we gave the Donk a car-themed wine, expecting he'd hate it. After all, he's no big fan of white wines. And to top it off, it was a screw cap. “Like cough syrup,” the Grapedonk said. “Get a spoon.” But we were surprised. “Pear, nectariney, lemon tart curl, no garden hose, no shower curtains, no new vinyl interiors,” said the Donk and the Unseen Voice. But after a while, it lost some of its fun. “Kinda rindy, peely now. I think this is a pop-it and drink-it wine.” Okay, we're back behind the familiar bar, so the world is safe again. To celebrate, we gave the Donk a car-themed wine, expecting he'd hate it. After all, he's no big fan of white wines. And to top it off, it was a screw cap. “Like cough syrup,” the Grapedonk said. “Get a spoon.” But we were surprised. “Pear, nectariney, lemon tart curl, no garden hose, no shower curtains, no new vinyl interiors,” said the Donk and the Unseen Voice. But after a while, it lost some of its fun. “Kinda rindy, peely now. I think this is a pop-it and drink-it wine.” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Bleep That Bleep Tue, 15 May 2007 17:25:09 -0800

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Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 17:25:09 -0800
Duration: 142

Yeah, we know. It would be cool if Wineass could be PG-13, so you could watch episodes at work. Or in school. Or with your kids. Or not. I mean, hey, we're talking about wine here. So, in order to demonstrate why Wineass will never be able to be PG-13, we decided to bleep out a slightly different edit of a recent episode. And yes, all of this cussing came from a single episode. Now you know. Wineass PG-13? Nice idea, ain't gonna happen. We'll be back to regular episodes by Wednesday, sorry for the interruption.

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/269440/bleep-that-bleep/ http://revver.com/watch/269440 Bleep That Bleep Yeah, we know. It would be cool if Wineass could be PG-13, so you could watch episodes at work. Or in school. Or with your kids. Or not. I mean, hey, we're talking about wine here. So, in order to demonstrate why Wineass will never be able to be PG-13, we decided to bleep out a slightly different edit of a recent episode. And yes, all of this cussing came from a single episode. Now you know. Wineass PG-13? Nice idea, ain't gonna happen. We'll be back to regular episodes by Wednesday, sorry for the interruption. Yeah, we know. It would be cool if Wineass could be PG-13, so you could watch episodes at work. Or in school. Or with your kids. Or not. I mean, hey, we're talking about wine here. So, in order to demonstrate why Wineass will never be able to be PG-13, we decided to bleep out a slightly different edit of a recent episode. And yes, all of this cussing came from a single episode. Now you know. Wineass PG-13? Nice idea, ain't gonna happen. We'll be back to regular episodes by Wednesday, sorry for the interruption. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 124 Thu, 10 May 2007 19:34:06 -0800

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Duration: 260

Wineass Live!

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/264936/wineass-124/ http://revver.com/watch/264936 Wineass 124 Wineass Live! Wineass Live! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 123 Wed, 09 May 2007 13:19:06 -0800

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Wineass! Live!

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/263603/wineass-123/ http://revver.com/watch/263603 Wineass 123 Wineass! Live! Wineass! Live! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 122 Tue, 08 May 2007 08:49:07 -0800

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Wineass!

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Added: Fri, 04 May 2007 15:19:05 -0800
Duration: 169

“This has way too much angry-cat writing on it,” the Donk said, on seeing the can. “Which means things are probably gonna get scary.” Because the Chinese wines we've had to date haven't been too thrilling. Or, in more direct terms, they've been crap. “Kinda like root beer and ginger ale mixed together,” Grapedonk said, smelling the wine. On tasting it, though, he said. “I liked how it smelled.” Elaborating: “It reminds me of a mostly-cola but litte-bit-of-cherry slurpee, after it's melted and became like water.” But it wasn't that bad. We'd drink it, especially after a couple of other bottles.

]]> 1994cabernetgreatsauvignonwallwineass http://revver.com/video/258167/wineass-121-1994-great-wall-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/258167 Wineass 121: 1994 Great Wall Cabernet Sauvignon “This has way too much angry-cat writing on it,” the Donk said, on seeing the can. “Which means things are probably gonna get scary.” Because the Chinese wines we've had to date haven't been too thrilling. Or, in more direct terms, they've been crap. “Kinda like root beer and ginger ale mixed together,” Grapedonk said, smelling the wine. On tasting it, though, he said. “I liked how it smelled.” Elaborating: “It reminds me of a mostly-cola but litte-bit-of-cherry slurpee, after it's melted and became like water.” But it wasn't that bad. We'd drink it, especially after a couple of other bottles. “This has way too much angry-cat writing on it,” the Donk said, on seeing the can. “Which means things are probably gonna get scary.” Because the Chinese wines we've had to date haven't been too thrilling. Or, in more direct terms, they've been crap. “Kinda like root beer and ginger ale mixed together,” Grapedonk said, smelling the wine. On tasting it, though, he said. “I liked how it smelled.” Elaborating: “It reminds me of a mostly-cola but litte-bit-of-cherry slurpee, after it's melted and became like water.” But it wasn't that bad. We'd drink it, especially after a couple of other bottles. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 1994 cabernet great sauvignon wall wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 120: 2005 Timbuktu Shiraz Deluxe Wed, 02 May 2007 10:04:23 -0800

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Added: Wed, 02 May 2007 10:04:23 -0800
Duration: 80

You know we're suckers for wine with cars and shit on the label. Not that we expect them to be any good. The only one so far that's really rung our bell was the Red Truck. Now, you can add another to the list—with a screwcap, no less! “Get ready for the soda,” the Donk said. “That definitely looks like used tranny fluid. Sumo wrestler body slam! Yeah! Pretty amazing stuff!” Yeah, this is a winner. Spend a couple of bucks more and treat yourself.

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/254878/wineass-120-2005-timbuktu-shiraz-deluxe/ http://revver.com/watch/254878 Wineass 120: 2005 Timbuktu Shiraz Deluxe You know we're suckers for wine with cars and shit on the label. Not that we expect them to be any good. The only one so far that's really rung our bell was the Red Truck. Now, you can add another to the list—with a screwcap, no less! “Get ready for the soda,” the Donk said. “That definitely looks like used tranny fluid. Sumo wrestler body slam! Yeah! Pretty amazing stuff!” Yeah, this is a winner. Spend a couple of bucks more and treat yourself. You know we're suckers for wine with cars and shit on the label. Not that we expect them to be any good. The only one so far that's really rung our bell was the Red Truck. Now, you can add another to the list—with a screwcap, no less! “Get ready for the soda,” the Donk said. “That definitely looks like used tranny fluid. Sumo wrestler body slam! Yeah! Pretty amazing stuff!” Yeah, this is a winner. Spend a couple of bucks more and treat yourself. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 119 Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:28:11 -0800

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Added: Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:28:11 -0800
Duration: 97

Wine

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/252750/wineass-119/ http://revver.com/watch/252750 Wineass 119 Wine Wine wineassusa wineassusa wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 118: 2005 ? Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:01:11 -0800

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Duration: 219

Yes, ? Who the hell names their wine “?” If you read the story on the label, you'll discover this wine was essentially a fuckup. This winery mixed two wines accidentally, and “discovered” this Syrah/Cabernet blend. So, we're drinking someone else's mistake. “It's like a mushroom cloud,” the Grapedonk said. “I think that one kicks ass, it's a good fuckup. Pretty sweet, but counterbalanced by the spice and the grip. Screaming IBC rootbeer.” And yeah, it was sweet. That's what kept this wine from a 4. But, overall, a great wine to introduce a newbie to reds with. And a helluva deal.

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/247280/wineass-118-2005/ http://revver.com/watch/247280 Wineass 118: 2005 ? Yes, ? Who the hell names their wine “?” If you read the story on the label, you'll discover this wine was essentially a fuckup. This winery mixed two wines accidentally, and “discovered” this Syrah/Cabernet blend. So, we're drinking someone else's mistake. “It's like a mushroom cloud,” the Grapedonk said. “I think that one kicks ass, it's a good fuckup. Pretty sweet, but counterbalanced by the spice and the grip. Screaming IBC rootbeer.” And yeah, it was sweet. That's what kept this wine from a 4. But, overall, a great wine to introduce a newbie to reds with. And a helluva deal. Yes, ? Who the hell names their wine “?” If you read the story on the label, you'll discover this wine was essentially a fuckup. This winery mixed two wines accidentally, and “discovered” this Syrah/Cabernet blend. So, we're drinking someone else's mistake. “It's like a mushroom cloud,” the Grapedonk said. “I think that one kicks ass, it's a good fuckup. Pretty sweet, but counterbalanced by the spice and the grip. Screaming IBC rootbeer.” And yeah, it was sweet. That's what kept this wine from a 4. But, overall, a great wine to introduce a newbie to reds with. And a helluva deal. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 117 Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:40:18 -0800

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Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:40:18 -0800
Duration: 177

Wine!

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Wine!

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Duration: 200

Wine!

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Added: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:32:37 -0800
Duration: 269

Another dumb wine, another dumb name. Yeah. We admit, we pick a lot of these because they look stupid. And this one is no exception. The Donk doesn't seem to mind. Well, no, yes he does. “Look at that dark shit,” he said, on pouring this one. “Reminds me of the red skin of a peanut,” he said. “Got the heavy dark fruit thing, molasses, anise, shit like that. It's familiar, safe, like a cheeseburger. You know what this one is. Comfortable.” And yeah, look at that—this cheeseburger wine gets a 4, too!

]]> 1132005cabernetsauvignonshowwinewineass http://revver.com/video/238705/wineass-113-2005-the-show-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/238705 Wineass 113: 2005 The Show Cabernet Sauvignon Another dumb wine, another dumb name. Yeah. We admit, we pick a lot of these because they look stupid. And this one is no exception. The Donk doesn't seem to mind. Well, no, yes he does. “Look at that dark shit,” he said, on pouring this one. “Reminds me of the red skin of a peanut,” he said. “Got the heavy dark fruit thing, molasses, anise, shit like that. It's familiar, safe, like a cheeseburger. You know what this one is. Comfortable.” And yeah, look at that—this cheeseburger wine gets a 4, too! Another dumb wine, another dumb name. Yeah. We admit, we pick a lot of these because they look stupid. And this one is no exception. The Donk doesn't seem to mind. Well, no, yes he does. “Look at that dark shit,” he said, on pouring this one. “Reminds me of the red skin of a peanut,” he said. “Got the heavy dark fruit thing, molasses, anise, shit like that. It's familiar, safe, like a cheeseburger. You know what this one is. Comfortable.” And yeah, look at that—this cheeseburger wine gets a 4, too! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 113 2005 cabernet sauvignon show wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 114: 2006 Echeverria Carmenere Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:20:53 -0800

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Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:20:53 -0800
Duration: 262

Did Carmen Err? Hmm, in this case it's a matter of opinion. This is one of the most controversial wines we've had here. “Screamin loud, tastes exactly like roasted bell peppers,” said the Donk, clearly thrilled with this wine. Our panel, though, was less impressed. Ken didn't like it at all, and the Unseen Voice was only moderately impressed. In the Donk's opinion, this is a 4. In Ken's, a 2. In the end, we went super-scientific and averaged the ratings, ending with a 3. A weird wine, not for the newbie.

]]> 2006carmenereecheverriawinewineass http://revver.com/video/238708/wineass-114-2006-echeverria-carmenere/ http://revver.com/watch/238708 Wineass 114: 2006 Echeverria Carmenere Did Carmen Err? Hmm, in this case it's a matter of opinion. This is one of the most controversial wines we've had here. “Screamin loud, tastes exactly like roasted bell peppers,” said the Donk, clearly thrilled with this wine. Our panel, though, was less impressed. Ken didn't like it at all, and the Unseen Voice was only moderately impressed. In the Donk's opinion, this is a 4. In Ken's, a 2. In the end, we went super-scientific and averaged the ratings, ending with a 3. A weird wine, not for the newbie. Did Carmen Err? Hmm, in this case it's a matter of opinion. This is one of the most controversial wines we've had here. “Screamin loud, tastes exactly like roasted bell peppers,” said the Donk, clearly thrilled with this wine. Our panel, though, was less impressed. Ken didn't like it at all, and the Unseen Voice was only moderately impressed. In the Donk's opinion, this is a 4. In Ken's, a 2. In the end, we went super-scientific and averaged the ratings, ending with a 3. A weird wine, not for the newbie. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2006 carmenere echeverria wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 112 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:57:36 -0800

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Added: Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:57:36 -0800
Duration: 232

More wine!

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More wine!

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Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:40:45 -0800
Duration: 253

More wine, this time, it's French

]]> winewineass http://revver.com/video/230138/wineass-110/ http://revver.com/watch/230138 Wineass 110 More wine, this time, it's French More wine, this time, it's French Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 108: 2005 Chateau Haut Nadeau Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:16:06 -0800

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Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:16:06 -0800
Duration: 226

“Chateau poo-poo furniture polish, give your woodgrain a healthy glow, makes your wood taste so good,” said the Grapedonk, after a bit of a spill. So is this a French wine the Donk likes? “Cherry berry wood wood wood!” he said, on tasting. “It kinda goes up, warm, mostly heat and grip. Has a lot of furniture polish in it.” After farting out for a while, this light red wine got a little better, but it still didn't manage more than a 2. Still looking for that elusive French-Donk connection...

]]> 2005chateauhautnadeaureviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/226352/wineass-108-2005-chateau-haut-nadeau/ http://revver.com/watch/226352 Wineass 108: 2005 Chateau Haut Nadeau “Chateau poo-poo furniture polish, give your woodgrain a healthy glow, makes your wood taste so good,” said the Grapedonk, after a bit of a spill. So is this a French wine the Donk likes? “Cherry berry wood wood wood!” he said, on tasting. “It kinda goes up, warm, mostly heat and grip. Has a lot of furniture polish in it.” After farting out for a while, this light red wine got a little better, but it still didn't manage more than a 2. Still looking for that elusive French-Donk connection... “Chateau poo-poo furniture polish, give your woodgrain a healthy glow, makes your wood taste so good,” said the Grapedonk, after a bit of a spill. So is this a French wine the Donk likes? “Cherry berry wood wood wood!” he said, on tasting. “It kinda goes up, warm, mostly heat and grip. Has a lot of furniture polish in it.” After farting out for a while, this light red wine got a little better, but it still didn't manage more than a 2. Still looking for that elusive French-Donk connection... Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 chateau haut nadeau review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 109: 2003 Christian Moueix Merlot Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:37:18 -0800

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Duration: 198

Merlot

]]> 2003christianmerlotmoueixreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/226357/wineass-109-2003-christian-moueix-merlot/ http://revver.com/watch/226357 Wineass 109: 2003 Christian Moueix Merlot Merlot Merlot Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2003 christian merlot moueix review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 107 - 2005 Cabs Bordeaux Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:56:22 -0800

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Added: Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:56:22 -0800
Duration: 258

After a demonstration of how the Grapedonk rinses his glasses, the Donk said. “Stinky! You know when you have a pie cookin, and you have the crust smell mixed with the berry smell . . . kinda smells like armpitty, pastry, moldy bread thingy shittin somethin fuckin greasy bastard thing.” Ohh-kay. On tasting, the Donk said, “Not bad non-food flavors, but it's a weird bastard, pomegranite cranberry and grip. Doesn't make me want to wiener wiggle everyone.” We all agreed that this was something we'd never want to happen. But, in the end, the wine was quite nice.

]]> 2005bordeauxcabsreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/222849/wineass-107-2005-cabs-bordeaux/ http://revver.com/watch/222849 Wineass 107 - 2005 Cabs Bordeaux After a demonstration of how the Grapedonk rinses his glasses, the Donk said. “Stinky! You know when you have a pie cookin, and you have the crust smell mixed with the berry smell . . . kinda smells like armpitty, pastry, moldy bread thingy shittin somethin fuckin greasy bastard thing.” Ohh-kay. On tasting, the Donk said, “Not bad non-food flavors, but it's a weird bastard, pomegranite cranberry and grip. Doesn't make me want to wiener wiggle everyone.” We all agreed that this was something we'd never want to happen. But, in the end, the wine was quite nice. After a demonstration of how the Grapedonk rinses his glasses, the Donk said. “Stinky! You know when you have a pie cookin, and you have the crust smell mixed with the berry smell . . . kinda smells like armpitty, pastry, moldy bread thingy shittin somethin fuckin greasy bastard thing.” Ohh-kay. On tasting, the Donk said, “Not bad non-food flavors, but it's a weird bastard, pomegranite cranberry and grip. Doesn't make me want to wiener wiggle everyone.” We all agreed that this was something we'd never want to happen. But, in the end, the wine was quite nice. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 bordeaux cabs review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 106: 2004 Red Truck Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:43:21 -0800

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Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:43:21 -0800
Duration: 228

“All these truck wines bit my ass!” said the 'Donk, on pulling the bottle out of the bag. He's referring to White Truck and Pink Truck, which we were less than thrilled with. But this was a whole new truck. Find out what kind of truck it is, why chicks like Harleys, and other interesting facts in this review. “Heavy, medium grip, the same thing all the way through—surprisingly good.” The peanut gallery concurred, saying, “This is damn good!” The donk says, “You need a truck to carry that load! Big flavor bomb!”

]]> 2004redreviewtruckwinewineass http://revver.com/video/219260/wineass-106-2004-red-truck/ http://revver.com/watch/219260 Wineass 106: 2004 Red Truck “All these truck wines bit my ass!” said the 'Donk, on pulling the bottle out of the bag. He's referring to White Truck and Pink Truck, which we were less than thrilled with. But this was a whole new truck. Find out what kind of truck it is, why chicks like Harleys, and other interesting facts in this review. “Heavy, medium grip, the same thing all the way through—surprisingly good.” The peanut gallery concurred, saying, “This is damn good!” The donk says, “You need a truck to carry that load! Big flavor bomb!” “All these truck wines bit my ass!” said the 'Donk, on pulling the bottle out of the bag. He's referring to White Truck and Pink Truck, which we were less than thrilled with. But this was a whole new truck. Find out what kind of truck it is, why chicks like Harleys, and other interesting facts in this review. “Heavy, medium grip, the same thing all the way through—surprisingly good.” The peanut gallery concurred, saying, “This is damn good!” The donk says, “You need a truck to carry that load! Big flavor bomb!” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2004 red review truck wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 105: 2004 Armador Carmenere Tue, 27 Mar 2007 19:33:35 -0800

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Added: Tue, 27 Mar 2007 19:33:35 -0800
Duration: 241

2004 Armador Carmenere

]]> 2004armadorcarmenerereviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/217221/wineass-105-2004-armador-carmenere/ http://revver.com/watch/217221 Wineass 105: 2004 Armador Carmenere 2004 Armador Carmenere 2004 Armador Carmenere Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2004 armador carmenere review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 104: 2004 Trinchero Cabernet Shiraz Wine Cube Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:57:48 -0800

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Added: Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:57:48 -0800
Duration: 258

Okay, we've finally found the perfect wine drink to put in your kid's lunchboxes—oh, no, wait, they can't drink yet. So what the hell are these things for? Executive bag lunches? We don't know. In any case, we thought we'd give these bizarre little wine drinkboxes a shot. “Wow,” the Donk said, on pulling the box out of the bag. After opening one of the boxes with a corkscrew and using the infamous wine glasses, he said. “This tastes like pomegranate juice with aspirins in it.” We can think of a lot better things to drink for $8.

]]> 2004cabernetcubereviewshiraztrincherowinewineass http://revver.com/video/215724/wineass-104-2004-trinchero-cabernet-shiraz-wine-cube/ http://revver.com/watch/215724 Wineass 104: 2004 Trinchero Cabernet Shiraz Wine Cube Okay, we've finally found the perfect wine drink to put in your kid's lunchboxes—oh, no, wait, they can't drink yet. So what the hell are these things for? Executive bag lunches? We don't know. In any case, we thought we'd give these bizarre little wine drinkboxes a shot. “Wow,” the Donk said, on pulling the box out of the bag. After opening one of the boxes with a corkscrew and using the infamous wine glasses, he said. “This tastes like pomegranate juice with aspirins in it.” We can think of a lot better things to drink for $8. Okay, we've finally found the perfect wine drink to put in your kid's lunchboxes—oh, no, wait, they can't drink yet. So what the hell are these things for? Executive bag lunches? We don't know. In any case, we thought we'd give these bizarre little wine drinkboxes a shot. “Wow,” the Donk said, on pulling the box out of the bag. After opening one of the boxes with a corkscrew and using the infamous wine glasses, he said. “This tastes like pomegranate juice with aspirins in it.” We can think of a lot better things to drink for $8. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2004 cabernet cube review shiraz trinchero wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 102: Gensaku Wine Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:48:49 -0800

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Added: Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:48:49 -0800
Duration: 228

Another delight from Japan, courtesy of Ken. This is what one shop proprietor recommended when he asked for a “good” wine. What does the Grapedonk say? “This isn't funny anymore,” he says. “Almost smells like a French wine,” the Donk opined. On tasting, he said, “It's got a weird spice thing, then it goes through an ashtray, then it turns into a day-old beer that curls into . . . well, you know when you stand behind a car with a really big engine where you can taste the exhaust.” All in all, it wasn't bad, but we couldn't get really excited about it. One more Asian wine this week, then it's back to the catch-as-catch-can thing you love us for.

]]> gensakureviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/210955/wineass-102-gensaku-wine/ http://revver.com/watch/210955 Wineass 102: Gensaku Wine Another delight from Japan, courtesy of Ken. This is what one shop proprietor recommended when he asked for a “good” wine. What does the Grapedonk say? “This isn't funny anymore,” he says. “Almost smells like a French wine,” the Donk opined. On tasting, he said, “It's got a weird spice thing, then it goes through an ashtray, then it turns into a day-old beer that curls into . . . well, you know when you stand behind a car with a really big engine where you can taste the exhaust.” All in all, it wasn't bad, but we couldn't get really excited about it. One more Asian wine this week, then it's back to the catch-as-catch-can thing you love us for. Another delight from Japan, courtesy of Ken. This is what one shop proprietor recommended when he asked for a “good” wine. What does the Grapedonk say? “This isn't funny anymore,” he says. “Almost smells like a French wine,” the Donk opined. On tasting, he said, “It's got a weird spice thing, then it goes through an ashtray, then it turns into a day-old beer that curls into . . . well, you know when you stand behind a car with a really big engine where you can taste the exhaust.” All in all, it wasn't bad, but we couldn't get really excited about it. One more Asian wine this week, then it's back to the catch-as-catch-can thing you love us for. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions gensaku review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 103: 1995 Rhapsodie 1 Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:18:52 -0800

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Added: Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:18:52 -0800
Duration: 224

Okay, the last Asian wine. “Looks like a dessert wine, which means it'll probably be one of those face-imploding sweet little bastard,” the Donk said, on seeing the tiny bottle. “Smells like paint,” he said. “Smells like something I use at work. I know this smell!” On tasting, he said. “Yeah! Automotive paint! No fruits in there at all! AHH! That's what it is! That's the paint I used on the X-Men Magneto helmet. Tastes like it too!”

]]> 11995reviewrhapsodiewinewineass http://revver.com/video/210956/wineass-103-1995-rhapsodie-1/ http://revver.com/watch/210956 Wineass 103: 1995 Rhapsodie 1 Okay, the last Asian wine. “Looks like a dessert wine, which means it'll probably be one of those face-imploding sweet little bastard,” the Donk said, on seeing the tiny bottle. “Smells like paint,” he said. “Smells like something I use at work. I know this smell!” On tasting, he said. “Yeah! Automotive paint! No fruits in there at all! AHH! That's what it is! That's the paint I used on the X-Men Magneto helmet. Tastes like it too!” Okay, the last Asian wine. “Looks like a dessert wine, which means it'll probably be one of those face-imploding sweet little bastard,” the Donk said, on seeing the tiny bottle. “Smells like paint,” he said. “Smells like something I use at work. I know this smell!” On tasting, he said. “Yeah! Automotive paint! No fruits in there at all! AHH! That's what it is! That's the paint I used on the X-Men Magneto helmet. Tastes like it too!” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 1 1995 review rhapsodie wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 101: Dr. Grow Concord Grape Wine Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:13:13 -0800

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Added: Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:13:13 -0800
Duration: 241

When Ken goes to the Far East, it's his assignment to assess the current state of Asian wines. In this case, he brought us back a strange one from Japan. “Dr. Grow” is apparently made from Concord grapes grown in Washington. Yes, the same grapes as they use in jelly. After a Hard Gay moment, the Grapedonk said, “That smells just like a jelly sandwich!” What a surprise. “It's like taking a bite out of a jelly sandwich, then someone takes the sandwich out of your mouth and sticks in a Bic ink pen.” This may be why we usually don't make wine from Concord grapes. If you're brave enough to drink this, have it with some peanut butter cookies.

]]> concorddrgrapegrowreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/207806/wineass-101-dr-grow-concord-grape-wine/ http://revver.com/watch/207806 Wineass 101: Dr. Grow Concord Grape Wine When Ken goes to the Far East, it's his assignment to assess the current state of Asian wines. In this case, he brought us back a strange one from Japan. “Dr. Grow” is apparently made from Concord grapes grown in Washington. Yes, the same grapes as they use in jelly. After a Hard Gay moment, the Grapedonk said, “That smells just like a jelly sandwich!” What a surprise. “It's like taking a bite out of a jelly sandwich, then someone takes the sandwich out of your mouth and sticks in a Bic ink pen.” This may be why we usually don't make wine from Concord grapes. If you're brave enough to drink this, have it with some peanut butter cookies. When Ken goes to the Far East, it's his assignment to assess the current state of Asian wines. In this case, he brought us back a strange one from Japan. “Dr. Grow” is apparently made from Concord grapes grown in Washington. Yes, the same grapes as they use in jelly. After a Hard Gay moment, the Grapedonk said, “That smells just like a jelly sandwich!” What a surprise. “It's like taking a bite out of a jelly sandwich, then someone takes the sandwich out of your mouth and sticks in a Bic ink pen.” This may be why we usually don't make wine from Concord grapes. If you're brave enough to drink this, have it with some peanut butter cookies. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions concord dr grape grow review wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 100: 2002 Chateau Montelena Cabernet Sauvignon Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:04:09 -0800

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Added: Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:04:09 -0800
Duration: 309

We wanted to do something special for Wineass' 100th episode, so we decided to treat the 'Donk to a $100 bottle of Chateau Montelena, rated 95 points by Robert Parker. For those of you to whom the preceding sentence is something like the Charlie Brown teacher-speak, Robert Parker is “the king daddy of wine reviewin',” in the Grapedonk's own words. So what happens when we lob this uber-hawt wine at the Donk? “Smells like WD-40 . . . and perfumed toilet paper,” he said. “But it's a neat wine, not bad at all.” Or, in summation. “A hunnert-dollar bottle of wine . . . and it's a 3.” You can buy this wine for $99.95 at BevMo. Whether or not you feel ripped off afterwards is a matter of taste.

]]> 2002cabernetchateaumontelenareviewsauvignonwinewineass http://revver.com/video/201990/wineass-100-2002-chateau-montelena-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/201990 Wineass 100: 2002 Chateau Montelena Cabernet Sauvignon We wanted to do something special for Wineass' 100th episode, so we decided to treat the 'Donk to a $100 bottle of Chateau Montelena, rated 95 points by Robert Parker. For those of you to whom the preceding sentence is something like the Charlie Brown teacher-speak, Robert Parker is “the king daddy of wine reviewin',” in the Grapedonk's own words. So what happens when we lob this uber-hawt wine at the Donk? “Smells like WD-40 . . . and perfumed toilet paper,” he said. “But it's a neat wine, not bad at all.” Or, in summation. “A hunnert-dollar bottle of wine . . . and it's a 3.” You can buy this wine for $99.95 at BevMo. Whether or not you feel ripped off afterwards is a matter of taste. We wanted to do something special for Wineass' 100th episode, so we decided to treat the 'Donk to a $100 bottle of Chateau Montelena, rated 95 points by Robert Parker. For those of you to whom the preceding sentence is something like the Charlie Brown teacher-speak, Robert Parker is “the king daddy of wine reviewin',” in the Grapedonk's own words. So what happens when we lob this uber-hawt wine at the Donk? “Smells like WD-40 . . . and perfumed toilet paper,” he said. “But it's a neat wine, not bad at all.” Or, in summation. “A hunnert-dollar bottle of wine . . . and it's a 3.” You can buy this wine for $99.95 at BevMo. Whether or not you feel ripped off afterwards is a matter of taste. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2002 cabernet chateau montelena review sauvignon wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 99: 2005 Rosenblum Appellation Series Zinfandel Paso Robles Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:04:09 -0800

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Added: Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:04:09 -0800
Duration: 322

Well, we found where they got the grapes for the “mushroom cloud flavor bomb” of Zinfandel, the Late Harvest zin we reviewed earlier. “Everything tastes like chocolate,” the Donk said, reading the label. “It's like chicken—everything tastes like chicken.” Yeah, we know. “It smells like a new car interior,” he said. “But rich cherry, blackberry, anise—yeah, it's got all those. It tastes like the label. It's pretty good, straight out the gate.” After some discussion about how roads are striped, we decided—this is another great wine from Rosenblum. “But no chicken,” the Donk said. Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $15 from them here.

]]> 200599appellationpasoreviewroblesrosenblumserieswinewineasszinfandel http://revver.com/video/201962/wineass-99-2005-rosenblum-appellation-series-zinfandel-paso-robles/ http://revver.com/watch/201962 Wineass 99: 2005 Rosenblum Appellation Series Zinfandel Paso Robles Well, we found where they got the grapes for the “mushroom cloud flavor bomb” of Zinfandel, the Late Harvest zin we reviewed earlier. “Everything tastes like chocolate,” the Donk said, reading the label. “It's like chicken—everything tastes like chicken.” Yeah, we know. “It smells like a new car interior,” he said. “But rich cherry, blackberry, anise—yeah, it's got all those. It tastes like the label. It's pretty good, straight out the gate.” After some discussion about how roads are striped, we decided—this is another great wine from Rosenblum. “But no chicken,” the Donk said. Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $15 from them here. Well, we found where they got the grapes for the “mushroom cloud flavor bomb” of Zinfandel, the Late Harvest zin we reviewed earlier. “Everything tastes like chocolate,” the Donk said, reading the label. “It's like chicken—everything tastes like chicken.” Yeah, we know. “It smells like a new car interior,” he said. “But rich cherry, blackberry, anise—yeah, it's got all those. It tastes like the label. It's pretty good, straight out the gate.” After some discussion about how roads are striped, we decided—this is another great wine from Rosenblum. “But no chicken,” the Donk said. Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $15 from them here. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 99 appellation paso review robles rosenblum series wine wineass zinfandel nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 98: 2003 Roselblum Syrah Base Camp Vineyards Sun, 11 Mar 2007 19:22:16 -0800

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Added: Sun, 11 Mar 2007 19:22:16 -0800
Duration: 207

Yeah, yeah, another syrah. But this one is a BIG syrah. After looking like “pomegranate juice” and smelling like “magic bubble,” it sits on you like a “sumo wrestler.” Although it tasted nothing like what the label said, this was a helluva wine. “If you're not a veteran winedrinker, be ready for it, because that's a big hard slug in the chops,” said the Donk. “It's not really peppery, but it has a hint of black pepper, dry heat shittin thing going on. But that's worthy of having around!” Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $19 from them here.

]]> 2003basecampreviewroselblumsyrahvineyardswinewineass http://revver.com/video/201175/wineass-98-2003-roselblum-syrah-base-camp-vineyards/ http://revver.com/watch/201175 Wineass 98: 2003 Roselblum Syrah Base Camp Vineyards Yeah, yeah, another syrah. But this one is a BIG syrah. After looking like “pomegranate juice” and smelling like “magic bubble,” it sits on you like a “sumo wrestler.” Although it tasted nothing like what the label said, this was a helluva wine. “If you're not a veteran winedrinker, be ready for it, because that's a big hard slug in the chops,” said the Donk. “It's not really peppery, but it has a hint of black pepper, dry heat shittin thing going on. But that's worthy of having around!” Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $19 from them here. Yeah, yeah, another syrah. But this one is a BIG syrah. After looking like “pomegranate juice” and smelling like “magic bubble,” it sits on you like a “sumo wrestler.” Although it tasted nothing like what the label said, this was a helluva wine. “If you're not a veteran winedrinker, be ready for it, because that's a big hard slug in the chops,” said the Donk. “It's not really peppery, but it has a hint of black pepper, dry heat shittin thing going on. But that's worthy of having around!” Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $19 from them here. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2003 base camp review roselblum syrah vineyards wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 97: 2005 Huntington Petite Syrah Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:38:18 -0800

Author: wineassusa
Added: Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:38:18 -0800
Duration: 217

“Smells like fruits and berries,” the Donk said. “It don't smell grippy or weird or toilet-y or any of that fucked-up shit. No battery cables or anything.” Which is a promising beginning, anyway. “Sweet, light spice, then bar of soap.” Our panel concurred on the soap, but argued about whether it was Irish Spring or “them little soaps you get in a hotel.” After it farted, Grapedonk said, “It's almost like a black licorice, kinda mixed in with red berry and wood and shit, but it's all good.” Damn nice wine, all in all. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine.

]]> 2005huntingtonpetitereviewsyrahwinewineass http://revver.com/video/198618/wineass-97-2005-huntington-petite-syrah/ http://revver.com/watch/198618 Wineass 97: 2005 Huntington Petite Syrah “Smells like fruits and berries,” the Donk said. “It don't smell grippy or weird or toilet-y or any of that fucked-up shit. No battery cables or anything.” Which is a promising beginning, anyway. “Sweet, light spice, then bar of soap.” Our panel concurred on the soap, but argued about whether it was Irish Spring or “them little soaps you get in a hotel.” After it farted, Grapedonk said, “It's almost like a black licorice, kinda mixed in with red berry and wood and shit, but it's all good.” Damn nice wine, all in all. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. “Smells like fruits and berries,” the Donk said. “It don't smell grippy or weird or toilet-y or any of that fucked-up shit. No battery cables or anything.” Which is a promising beginning, anyway. “Sweet, light spice, then bar of soap.” Our panel concurred on the soap, but argued about whether it was Irish Spring or “them little soaps you get in a hotel.” After it farted, Grapedonk said, “It's almost like a black licorice, kinda mixed in with red berry and wood and shit, but it's all good.” Damn nice wine, all in all. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 huntington petite review syrah wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 96: 2005 Hahn Estates Syrah Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:56:26 -0800

Author: wineassusa
Added: Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:56:26 -0800
Duration: 287

Hahn Syrah—is that like Han Solo? We don't know, but after a debate about the merits of wine labels and their description (or lack thereof), we ended up with a wine that looked like “blueberry syrup” and was “full of wood.” No, not Grapedonk's wood. At least we certainly hope not. “You know, like, when you eat a really rare steak, you get that blood taste, like stainless steel? It has a little bit of that going on,” Grapedonk said. “It's like pine tree, like cool Christmas tree, with ginger ale.” If that makes sense to you, go at it. It's a good wine, though. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine.

]]> 2005estateshahnreviewsyrahwinewineass http://revver.com/video/196146/wineass-96-2005-hahn-estates-syrah/ http://revver.com/watch/196146 Wineass 96: 2005 Hahn Estates Syrah Hahn Syrah—is that like Han Solo? We don't know, but after a debate about the merits of wine labels and their description (or lack thereof), we ended up with a wine that looked like “blueberry syrup” and was “full of wood.” No, not Grapedonk's wood. At least we certainly hope not. “You know, like, when you eat a really rare steak, you get that blood taste, like stainless steel? It has a little bit of that going on,” Grapedonk said. “It's like pine tree, like cool Christmas tree, with ginger ale.” If that makes sense to you, go at it. It's a good wine, though. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Hahn Syrah—is that like Han Solo? We don't know, but after a debate about the merits of wine labels and their description (or lack thereof), we ended up with a wine that looked like “blueberry syrup” and was “full of wood.” No, not Grapedonk's wood. At least we certainly hope not. “You know, like, when you eat a really rare steak, you get that blood taste, like stainless steel? It has a little bit of that going on,” Grapedonk said. “It's like pine tree, like cool Christmas tree, with ginger ale.” If that makes sense to you, go at it. It's a good wine, though. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 estates hahn review syrah wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 95: 2005 Earth Zin and Fire Zinfandel Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:04:50 -0800

Author: wineassusa
Added: Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:04:50 -0800
Duration: 269

After a brief episode of cork-throwing, Grapedonk said, “This smells like blacktop!” On tasting, he jumped and said, “Wow! This is a loud sonofabitch!” Not thrilled with the aftertaste, Grapedonk compared the taste to a crusty battery tray. Don't try that one at home. But after “pinching a loaf,” this wine improved quite a bit. Battery tray turned to cucumber, and the whole thing had mellowed. “Sweet, spice, leather-barrelly-woody-thing, with a spicy tannin finish,” sez the Donk. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine.

]]> 2005earthfirewinewineasszinzinfandel http://revver.com/video/191086/wineass-95-2005-earth-zin-and-fire-zinfandel/ http://revver.com/watch/191086 Wineass 95: 2005 Earth Zin and Fire Zinfandel After a brief episode of cork-throwing, Grapedonk said, “This smells like blacktop!” On tasting, he jumped and said, “Wow! This is a loud sonofabitch!” Not thrilled with the aftertaste, Grapedonk compared the taste to a crusty battery tray. Don't try that one at home. But after “pinching a loaf,” this wine improved quite a bit. Battery tray turned to cucumber, and the whole thing had mellowed. “Sweet, spice, leather-barrelly-woody-thing, with a spicy tannin finish,” sez the Donk. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. After a brief episode of cork-throwing, Grapedonk said, “This smells like blacktop!” On tasting, he jumped and said, “Wow! This is a loud sonofabitch!” Not thrilled with the aftertaste, Grapedonk compared the taste to a crusty battery tray. Don't try that one at home. But after “pinching a loaf,” this wine improved quite a bit. Battery tray turned to cucumber, and the whole thing had mellowed. “Sweet, spice, leather-barrelly-woody-thing, with a spicy tannin finish,” sez the Donk. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 earth fire wine wineass zin zinfandel nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 94: 2002 Huntington Merlot Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:55:54 -0800

Author: wineassusa
Added: Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:55:54 -0800
Duration: 280

“Can you see it? It's big and it's purple and it goes like this!” said the Grapedonk, in an uncharacteristically cheerful mood. In this innuendo-filled review, GD compares Huntington to “sweet Magic Bubble” and says “it's all over the place, it's whomper-jawed.” When asked for an explanation of “whomper-jawed,” GD said, “When the hinges don't line up, not just eating corn through a picket fence.” But in the end, this settled down into a fantastic, complex wine that we enjoyed quite a bit. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine.

]]> 2002huntingtonmerlotwinewineass http://revver.com/video/191078/wineass-94-2002-huntington-merlot/ http://revver.com/watch/191078 Wineass 94: 2002 Huntington Merlot “Can you see it? It's big and it's purple and it goes like this!” said the Grapedonk, in an uncharacteristically cheerful mood. In this innuendo-filled review, GD compares Huntington to “sweet Magic Bubble” and says “it's all over the place, it's whomper-jawed.” When asked for an explanation of “whomper-jawed,” GD said, “When the hinges don't line up, not just eating corn through a picket fence.” But in the end, this settled down into a fantastic, complex wine that we enjoyed quite a bit. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. “Can you see it? It's big and it's purple and it goes like this!” said the Grapedonk, in an uncharacteristically cheerful mood. In this innuendo-filled review, GD compares Huntington to “sweet Magic Bubble” and says “it's all over the place, it's whomper-jawed.” When asked for an explanation of “whomper-jawed,” GD said, “When the hinges don't line up, not just eating corn through a picket fence.” But in the end, this settled down into a fantastic, complex wine that we enjoyed quite a bit. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2002 huntington merlot wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 93: 2003 Red Flyer Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:55:07 -0800