Videos by wineassusa Videos by wineassusa http://revver.com/u/wineassusa/ http://revver.com webmaster@revver.com Wineass 133: 2005 Los Vascos Cabernet Sauvignon Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:13:07 -0800

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Duration: 204

“The fish may not get this cork out, 'cause it's a boogie board cork,” said the Grapedonk. “When I turn it, it unturns.” Yeah, we know. We don't get it either. “Wow, that does a lot of shit, a lot of weird gyrations. It went from a Kool-aid thing, to a dry wine thing, to a meat and food thing, to, well, now it's like you just drank a bunch of Ripple,” said the Grapedonk, on tasting the wine. After it sat for a while, he said, “It's a whole meal in itself.” But, apparently, not such a great meal. Maybe more like a TV dinner.

]]> 1332005cabernetlosreviewsauvignonvascoswinewineass http://revver.com/video/356400/wineass-133-2005-los-vascos-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/356400 Wineass 133: 2005 Los Vascos Cabernet Sauvignon “The fish may not get this cork out, 'cause it's a boogie board cork,” said the Grapedonk. “When I turn it, it unturns.” Yeah, we know. We don't get it either. “Wow, that does a lot of shit, a lot of weird gyrations. It went from a Kool-aid thing, to a dry wine thing, to a meat and food thing, to, well, now it's like you just drank a bunch of Ripple,” said the Grapedonk, on tasting the wine. After it sat for a while, he said, “It's a whole meal in itself.” But, apparently, not such a great meal. Maybe more like a TV dinner. “The fish may not get this cork out, 'cause it's a boogie board cork,” said the Grapedonk. “When I turn it, it unturns.” Yeah, we know. We don't get it either. “Wow, that does a lot of shit, a lot of weird gyrations. It went from a Kool-aid thing, to a dry wine thing, to a meat and food thing, to, well, now it's like you just drank a bunch of Ripple,” said the Grapedonk, on tasting the wine. After it sat for a while, he said, “It's a whole meal in itself.” But, apparently, not such a great meal. Maybe more like a TV dinner. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 133 2005 cabernet los review sauvignon vascos wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 134: 2003 Cline Oakley 5 Reds Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:13:07 -0800

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Added: Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:13:07 -0800
Duration: 182

“OOO, good dark fucker,” said the Grapedonk, on pouring it. “Smells like a brand-new roll of 3M masking tape.” Not especially promising, and, on tasting, the Donk confirmed it. “That's a weird plastic thing it does. It has raisins and prunes and dark dried fruit, a lot of undertones about this one.” After a while, the masking tape odor went away. “Smells like a Coke, a spiked Coke,” the Grapedonk said. “It's really kinda light, with a cola-ginger ale thing, raisin plum date dark fruit, with some wood following it through. That got wayyyy better!”

]]> 20035clineoakleyredsreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/356409/wineass-134-2003-cline-oakley-5-reds/ http://revver.com/watch/356409 Wineass 134: 2003 Cline Oakley 5 Reds “OOO, good dark fucker,” said the Grapedonk, on pouring it. “Smells like a brand-new roll of 3M masking tape.” Not especially promising, and, on tasting, the Donk confirmed it. “That's a weird plastic thing it does. It has raisins and prunes and dark dried fruit, a lot of undertones about this one.” After a while, the masking tape odor went away. “Smells like a Coke, a spiked Coke,” the Grapedonk said. “It's really kinda light, with a cola-ginger ale thing, raisin plum date dark fruit, with some wood following it through. That got wayyyy better!” “OOO, good dark fucker,” said the Grapedonk, on pouring it. “Smells like a brand-new roll of 3M masking tape.” Not especially promising, and, on tasting, the Donk confirmed it. “That's a weird plastic thing it does. It has raisins and prunes and dark dried fruit, a lot of undertones about this one.” After a while, the masking tape odor went away. “Smells like a Coke, a spiked Coke,” the Grapedonk said. “It's really kinda light, with a cola-ginger ale thing, raisin plum date dark fruit, with some wood following it through. That got wayyyy better!” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2003 5 cline oakley reds review wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 132: 2004 Montevina Barbera Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:13:14 -0800

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Added: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:13:14 -0800
Duration: 207

We don't know what a Barbera is either. We had high, high hopes for this one. On first taste, it was a helluva wine. “That's a two-ton motherfucker, the whopper flopper, it's got a whole lotta shit going on. I could see that going well with spicy and weird food. This one kicks ass.” But on farting, this wine lost a whole lot of what was cool about it in the first place. “That lost a lot of weight and a lot of personality.” We thought it was gonna be a 4, but after farting, it was scraping to be a 3. If you're gonna get this one, DO NOT let it fart (or breathe, as the real connoisseurs say). Drink it right away!

]]> 2004barberamontevinawinewineass http://revver.com/video/301360/wineass-132-2004-montevina-barbera/ http://revver.com/watch/301360 Wineass 132: 2004 Montevina Barbera We don't know what a Barbera is either. We had high, high hopes for this one. On first taste, it was a helluva wine. “That's a two-ton motherfucker, the whopper flopper, it's got a whole lotta shit going on. I could see that going well with spicy and weird food. This one kicks ass.” But on farting, this wine lost a whole lot of what was cool about it in the first place. “That lost a lot of weight and a lot of personality.” We thought it was gonna be a 4, but after farting, it was scraping to be a 3. If you're gonna get this one, DO NOT let it fart (or breathe, as the real connoisseurs say). Drink it right away! We don't know what a Barbera is either. We had high, high hopes for this one. On first taste, it was a helluva wine. “That's a two-ton motherfucker, the whopper flopper, it's got a whole lotta shit going on. I could see that going well with spicy and weird food. This one kicks ass.” But on farting, this wine lost a whole lot of what was cool about it in the first place. “That lost a lot of weight and a lot of personality.” We thought it was gonna be a 4, but after farting, it was scraping to be a 3. If you're gonna get this one, DO NOT let it fart (or breathe, as the real connoisseurs say). Drink it right away! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2004 barbera montevina wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 131: 2006 Mesta Tempranillo Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:46:08 -0800

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Added: Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:46:08 -0800
Duration: 181

What's a tem-pra-niL-oh? We don't know, either, except it's from Spain. The Donk used his flower-pot glass on this one, after a brief argument about whether or not it was a glass. “When you drink out of it, it's a goddamed cup!” he said. About the wine: “It's a twangy fucker, you get the warm and twang on this one. Sweet's medium, heat's medium-high . . . Mister Tem-pra-nil-oh is good for about a second, then it just becomes dry . . . twang, kool-aid, twang . . .” In other words, we've had better.

]]> 2006mestatempranillowinewineass http://revver.com/video/301346/wineass-131-2006-mesta-tempranillo/ http://revver.com/watch/301346 Wineass 131: 2006 Mesta Tempranillo What's a tem-pra-niL-oh? We don't know, either, except it's from Spain. The Donk used his flower-pot glass on this one, after a brief argument about whether or not it was a glass. “When you drink out of it, it's a goddamed cup!” he said. About the wine: “It's a twangy fucker, you get the warm and twang on this one. Sweet's medium, heat's medium-high . . . Mister Tem-pra-nil-oh is good for about a second, then it just becomes dry . . . twang, kool-aid, twang . . .” In other words, we've had better. What's a tem-pra-niL-oh? We don't know, either, except it's from Spain. The Donk used his flower-pot glass on this one, after a brief argument about whether or not it was a glass. “When you drink out of it, it's a goddamed cup!” he said. About the wine: “It's a twangy fucker, you get the warm and twang on this one. Sweet's medium, heat's medium-high . . . Mister Tem-pra-nil-oh is good for about a second, then it just becomes dry . . . twang, kool-aid, twang . . .” In other words, we've had better. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2006 mesta tempranillo wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 130: 1999 Changyu Cabernet Sauvignon Fri, 08 Jun 2007 16:13:08 -0800

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Duration: 237

China attacks again! “This is one-hunnert-seventy-five thousand mile transmission fluid,” said the Grapedonk. “Ashtray and coffee grounds,” he said, on first taste. “It's like that stuff you have to wash out of the bottom of the trash can, the stuff that sticks.” Needless to say, this wasn't our favorite wine. It wasn't so terrible that we'd spew it, but there are a whole lotta things going on that aren't real pleasant. But hey, the Donk kept drinking it, all the while complaining that, “It ain't even in orbit around the concept of good.” We paid 46 yuan. Get this on your next trip to China!

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/295251/wineass-130-1999-changyu-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/295251 Wineass 130: 1999 Changyu Cabernet Sauvignon China attacks again! “This is one-hunnert-seventy-five thousand mile transmission fluid,” said the Grapedonk. “Ashtray and coffee grounds,” he said, on first taste. “It's like that stuff you have to wash out of the bottom of the trash can, the stuff that sticks.” Needless to say, this wasn't our favorite wine. It wasn't so terrible that we'd spew it, but there are a whole lotta things going on that aren't real pleasant. But hey, the Donk kept drinking it, all the while complaining that, “It ain't even in orbit around the concept of good.” We paid 46 yuan. Get this on your next trip to China! China attacks again! “This is one-hunnert-seventy-five thousand mile transmission fluid,” said the Grapedonk. “Ashtray and coffee grounds,” he said, on first taste. “It's like that stuff you have to wash out of the bottom of the trash can, the stuff that sticks.” Needless to say, this wasn't our favorite wine. It wasn't so terrible that we'd spew it, but there are a whole lotta things going on that aren't real pleasant. But hey, the Donk kept drinking it, all the while complaining that, “It ain't even in orbit around the concept of good.” We paid 46 yuan. Get this on your next trip to China! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 128 Mon, 21 May 2007 16:25:14 -0800

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wineass

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Wineass

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Wineass

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Duration: 150

“This is definitely an elbow-the-chick-in-the-tit corkscrew,” the Donk said, opening this wine. “Knock that knocker right off'er.” Yeah. We know. He is what he is. “That a woody mofo,” the Grapedonk opined, on tasting the wine. But this was a good thing: “It has a really neat twangy candy thing, wet wood, raisin plum, real heavy elements, fresh tobacco and spice.” Yeah, it's complicated. But it didn't have any bad stuff in there. Well worth a 4!

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/272104/wineass-126-2003-adelaida-slo-zin/ http://revver.com/watch/272104 Wineass 126: 2003 Adelaida SLO Zin “This is definitely an elbow-the-chick-in-the-tit corkscrew,” the Donk said, opening this wine. “Knock that knocker right off'er.” Yeah. We know. He is what he is. “That a woody mofo,” the Grapedonk opined, on tasting the wine. But this was a good thing: “It has a really neat twangy candy thing, wet wood, raisin plum, real heavy elements, fresh tobacco and spice.” Yeah, it's complicated. But it didn't have any bad stuff in there. Well worth a 4! “This is definitely an elbow-the-chick-in-the-tit corkscrew,” the Donk said, opening this wine. “Knock that knocker right off'er.” Yeah. We know. He is what he is. “That a woody mofo,” the Grapedonk opined, on tasting the wine. But this was a good thing: “It has a really neat twangy candy thing, wet wood, raisin plum, real heavy elements, fresh tobacco and spice.” Yeah, it's complicated. But it didn't have any bad stuff in there. Well worth a 4! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 125: 2006 Timbuktu Small Block White Thu, 17 May 2007 17:34:09 -0800

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Added: Thu, 17 May 2007 17:34:09 -0800
Duration: 151

Okay, we're back behind the familiar bar, so the world is safe again. To celebrate, we gave the Donk a car-themed wine, expecting he'd hate it. After all, he's no big fan of white wines. And to top it off, it was a screw cap. “Like cough syrup,” the Grapedonk said. “Get a spoon.” But we were surprised. “Pear, nectariney, lemon tart curl, no garden hose, no shower curtains, no new vinyl interiors,” said the Donk and the Unseen Voice. But after a while, it lost some of its fun. “Kinda rindy, peely now. I think this is a pop-it and drink-it wine.”

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/272103/wineass-125-2006-timbuktu-small-block-white/ http://revver.com/watch/272103 Wineass 125: 2006 Timbuktu Small Block White Okay, we're back behind the familiar bar, so the world is safe again. To celebrate, we gave the Donk a car-themed wine, expecting he'd hate it. After all, he's no big fan of white wines. And to top it off, it was a screw cap. “Like cough syrup,” the Grapedonk said. “Get a spoon.” But we were surprised. “Pear, nectariney, lemon tart curl, no garden hose, no shower curtains, no new vinyl interiors,” said the Donk and the Unseen Voice. But after a while, it lost some of its fun. “Kinda rindy, peely now. I think this is a pop-it and drink-it wine.” Okay, we're back behind the familiar bar, so the world is safe again. To celebrate, we gave the Donk a car-themed wine, expecting he'd hate it. After all, he's no big fan of white wines. And to top it off, it was a screw cap. “Like cough syrup,” the Grapedonk said. “Get a spoon.” But we were surprised. “Pear, nectariney, lemon tart curl, no garden hose, no shower curtains, no new vinyl interiors,” said the Donk and the Unseen Voice. But after a while, it lost some of its fun. “Kinda rindy, peely now. I think this is a pop-it and drink-it wine.” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Bleep That Bleep Tue, 15 May 2007 17:25:09 -0800

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Added: Tue, 15 May 2007 17:25:09 -0800
Duration: 142

Yeah, we know. It would be cool if Wineass could be PG-13, so you could watch episodes at work. Or in school. Or with your kids. Or not. I mean, hey, we're talking about wine here. So, in order to demonstrate why Wineass will never be able to be PG-13, we decided to bleep out a slightly different edit of a recent episode. And yes, all of this cussing came from a single episode. Now you know. Wineass PG-13? Nice idea, ain't gonna happen. We'll be back to regular episodes by Wednesday, sorry for the interruption.

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/269440/bleep-that-bleep/ http://revver.com/watch/269440 Bleep That Bleep Yeah, we know. It would be cool if Wineass could be PG-13, so you could watch episodes at work. Or in school. Or with your kids. Or not. I mean, hey, we're talking about wine here. So, in order to demonstrate why Wineass will never be able to be PG-13, we decided to bleep out a slightly different edit of a recent episode. And yes, all of this cussing came from a single episode. Now you know. Wineass PG-13? Nice idea, ain't gonna happen. We'll be back to regular episodes by Wednesday, sorry for the interruption. Yeah, we know. It would be cool if Wineass could be PG-13, so you could watch episodes at work. Or in school. Or with your kids. Or not. I mean, hey, we're talking about wine here. So, in order to demonstrate why Wineass will never be able to be PG-13, we decided to bleep out a slightly different edit of a recent episode. And yes, all of this cussing came from a single episode. Now you know. Wineass PG-13? Nice idea, ain't gonna happen. We'll be back to regular episodes by Wednesday, sorry for the interruption. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 124 Thu, 10 May 2007 19:34:06 -0800

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Duration: 260

Wineass Live!

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/264936/wineass-124/ http://revver.com/watch/264936 Wineass 124 Wineass Live! Wineass Live! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 123 Wed, 09 May 2007 13:19:06 -0800

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Wineass! Live!

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/263603/wineass-123/ http://revver.com/watch/263603 Wineass 123 Wineass! Live! Wineass! Live! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 122 Tue, 08 May 2007 08:49:07 -0800

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Wineass!

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Added: Fri, 04 May 2007 15:19:05 -0800
Duration: 169

“This has way too much angry-cat writing on it,” the Donk said, on seeing the can. “Which means things are probably gonna get scary.” Because the Chinese wines we've had to date haven't been too thrilling. Or, in more direct terms, they've been crap. “Kinda like root beer and ginger ale mixed together,” Grapedonk said, smelling the wine. On tasting it, though, he said. “I liked how it smelled.” Elaborating: “It reminds me of a mostly-cola but litte-bit-of-cherry slurpee, after it's melted and became like water.” But it wasn't that bad. We'd drink it, especially after a couple of other bottles.

]]> 1994cabernetgreatsauvignonwallwineass http://revver.com/video/258167/wineass-121-1994-great-wall-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/258167 Wineass 121: 1994 Great Wall Cabernet Sauvignon “This has way too much angry-cat writing on it,” the Donk said, on seeing the can. “Which means things are probably gonna get scary.” Because the Chinese wines we've had to date haven't been too thrilling. Or, in more direct terms, they've been crap. “Kinda like root beer and ginger ale mixed together,” Grapedonk said, smelling the wine. On tasting it, though, he said. “I liked how it smelled.” Elaborating: “It reminds me of a mostly-cola but litte-bit-of-cherry slurpee, after it's melted and became like water.” But it wasn't that bad. We'd drink it, especially after a couple of other bottles. “This has way too much angry-cat writing on it,” the Donk said, on seeing the can. “Which means things are probably gonna get scary.” Because the Chinese wines we've had to date haven't been too thrilling. Or, in more direct terms, they've been crap. “Kinda like root beer and ginger ale mixed together,” Grapedonk said, smelling the wine. On tasting it, though, he said. “I liked how it smelled.” Elaborating: “It reminds me of a mostly-cola but litte-bit-of-cherry slurpee, after it's melted and became like water.” But it wasn't that bad. We'd drink it, especially after a couple of other bottles. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 1994 cabernet great sauvignon wall wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 120: 2005 Timbuktu Shiraz Deluxe Wed, 02 May 2007 10:04:23 -0800

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Added: Wed, 02 May 2007 10:04:23 -0800
Duration: 80

You know we're suckers for wine with cars and shit on the label. Not that we expect them to be any good. The only one so far that's really rung our bell was the Red Truck. Now, you can add another to the list—with a screwcap, no less! “Get ready for the soda,” the Donk said. “That definitely looks like used tranny fluid. Sumo wrestler body slam! Yeah! Pretty amazing stuff!” Yeah, this is a winner. Spend a couple of bucks more and treat yourself.

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/254878/wineass-120-2005-timbuktu-shiraz-deluxe/ http://revver.com/watch/254878 Wineass 120: 2005 Timbuktu Shiraz Deluxe You know we're suckers for wine with cars and shit on the label. Not that we expect them to be any good. The only one so far that's really rung our bell was the Red Truck. Now, you can add another to the list—with a screwcap, no less! “Get ready for the soda,” the Donk said. “That definitely looks like used tranny fluid. Sumo wrestler body slam! Yeah! Pretty amazing stuff!” Yeah, this is a winner. Spend a couple of bucks more and treat yourself. You know we're suckers for wine with cars and shit on the label. Not that we expect them to be any good. The only one so far that's really rung our bell was the Red Truck. Now, you can add another to the list—with a screwcap, no less! “Get ready for the soda,” the Donk said. “That definitely looks like used tranny fluid. Sumo wrestler body slam! Yeah! Pretty amazing stuff!” Yeah, this is a winner. Spend a couple of bucks more and treat yourself. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 119 Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:28:11 -0800

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Added: Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:28:11 -0800
Duration: 97

Wine

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/252750/wineass-119/ http://revver.com/watch/252750 Wineass 119 Wine Wine wineassusa wineassusa wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 118: 2005 ? Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:01:11 -0800

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Duration: 219

Yes, ? Who the hell names their wine “?” If you read the story on the label, you'll discover this wine was essentially a fuckup. This winery mixed two wines accidentally, and “discovered” this Syrah/Cabernet blend. So, we're drinking someone else's mistake. “It's like a mushroom cloud,” the Grapedonk said. “I think that one kicks ass, it's a good fuckup. Pretty sweet, but counterbalanced by the spice and the grip. Screaming IBC rootbeer.” And yeah, it was sweet. That's what kept this wine from a 4. But, overall, a great wine to introduce a newbie to reds with. And a helluva deal.

]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/247280/wineass-118-2005/ http://revver.com/watch/247280 Wineass 118: 2005 ? Yes, ? Who the hell names their wine “?” If you read the story on the label, you'll discover this wine was essentially a fuckup. This winery mixed two wines accidentally, and “discovered” this Syrah/Cabernet blend. So, we're drinking someone else's mistake. “It's like a mushroom cloud,” the Grapedonk said. “I think that one kicks ass, it's a good fuckup. Pretty sweet, but counterbalanced by the spice and the grip. Screaming IBC rootbeer.” And yeah, it was sweet. That's what kept this wine from a 4. But, overall, a great wine to introduce a newbie to reds with. And a helluva deal. Yes, ? Who the hell names their wine “?” If you read the story on the label, you'll discover this wine was essentially a fuckup. This winery mixed two wines accidentally, and “discovered” this Syrah/Cabernet blend. So, we're drinking someone else's mistake. “It's like a mushroom cloud,” the Grapedonk said. “I think that one kicks ass, it's a good fuckup. Pretty sweet, but counterbalanced by the spice and the grip. Screaming IBC rootbeer.” And yeah, it was sweet. That's what kept this wine from a 4. But, overall, a great wine to introduce a newbie to reds with. And a helluva deal. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 117 Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:40:18 -0800

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Added: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:40:18 -0800
Duration: 177

Wine!

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Wine!

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Duration: 200

Wine!

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Added: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:32:37 -0800
Duration: 269

Another dumb wine, another dumb name. Yeah. We admit, we pick a lot of these because they look stupid. And this one is no exception. The Donk doesn't seem to mind. Well, no, yes he does. “Look at that dark shit,” he said, on pouring this one. “Reminds me of the red skin of a peanut,” he said. “Got the heavy dark fruit thing, molasses, anise, shit like that. It's familiar, safe, like a cheeseburger. You know what this one is. Comfortable.” And yeah, look at that—this cheeseburger wine gets a 4, too!

]]> 1132005cabernetsauvignonshowwinewineass http://revver.com/video/238705/wineass-113-2005-the-show-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/238705 Wineass 113: 2005 The Show Cabernet Sauvignon Another dumb wine, another dumb name. Yeah. We admit, we pick a lot of these because they look stupid. And this one is no exception. The Donk doesn't seem to mind. Well, no, yes he does. “Look at that dark shit,” he said, on pouring this one. “Reminds me of the red skin of a peanut,” he said. “Got the heavy dark fruit thing, molasses, anise, shit like that. It's familiar, safe, like a cheeseburger. You know what this one is. Comfortable.” And yeah, look at that—this cheeseburger wine gets a 4, too! Another dumb wine, another dumb name. Yeah. We admit, we pick a lot of these because they look stupid. And this one is no exception. The Donk doesn't seem to mind. Well, no, yes he does. “Look at that dark shit,” he said, on pouring this one. “Reminds me of the red skin of a peanut,” he said. “Got the heavy dark fruit thing, molasses, anise, shit like that. It's familiar, safe, like a cheeseburger. You know what this one is. Comfortable.” And yeah, look at that—this cheeseburger wine gets a 4, too! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 113 2005 cabernet sauvignon show wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 114: 2006 Echeverria Carmenere Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:20:53 -0800

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Added: Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:20:53 -0800
Duration: 262

Did Carmen Err? Hmm, in this case it's a matter of opinion. This is one of the most controversial wines we've had here. “Screamin loud, tastes exactly like roasted bell peppers,” said the Donk, clearly thrilled with this wine. Our panel, though, was less impressed. Ken didn't like it at all, and the Unseen Voice was only moderately impressed. In the Donk's opinion, this is a 4. In Ken's, a 2. In the end, we went super-scientific and averaged the ratings, ending with a 3. A weird wine, not for the newbie.

]]> 2006carmenereecheverriawinewineass http://revver.com/video/238708/wineass-114-2006-echeverria-carmenere/ http://revver.com/watch/238708 Wineass 114: 2006 Echeverria Carmenere Did Carmen Err? Hmm, in this case it's a matter of opinion. This is one of the most controversial wines we've had here. “Screamin loud, tastes exactly like roasted bell peppers,” said the Donk, clearly thrilled with this wine. Our panel, though, was less impressed. Ken didn't like it at all, and the Unseen Voice was only moderately impressed. In the Donk's opinion, this is a 4. In Ken's, a 2. In the end, we went super-scientific and averaged the ratings, ending with a 3. A weird wine, not for the newbie. Did Carmen Err? Hmm, in this case it's a matter of opinion. This is one of the most controversial wines we've had here. “Screamin loud, tastes exactly like roasted bell peppers,” said the Donk, clearly thrilled with this wine. Our panel, though, was less impressed. Ken didn't like it at all, and the Unseen Voice was only moderately impressed. In the Donk's opinion, this is a 4. In Ken's, a 2. In the end, we went super-scientific and averaged the ratings, ending with a 3. A weird wine, not for the newbie. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2006 carmenere echeverria wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 112 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:57:36 -0800

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Added: Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:57:36 -0800
Duration: 232

More wine!

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More wine!

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Added: Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:40:45 -0800
Duration: 253

More wine, this time, it's French

]]> winewineass http://revver.com/video/230138/wineass-110/ http://revver.com/watch/230138 Wineass 110 More wine, this time, it's French More wine, this time, it's French Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 108: 2005 Chateau Haut Nadeau Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:16:06 -0800

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Added: Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:16:06 -0800
Duration: 226

“Chateau poo-poo furniture polish, give your woodgrain a healthy glow, makes your wood taste so good,” said the Grapedonk, after a bit of a spill. So is this a French wine the Donk likes? “Cherry berry wood wood wood!” he said, on tasting. “It kinda goes up, warm, mostly heat and grip. Has a lot of furniture polish in it.” After farting out for a while, this light red wine got a little better, but it still didn't manage more than a 2. Still looking for that elusive French-Donk connection...

]]> 2005chateauhautnadeaureviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/226352/wineass-108-2005-chateau-haut-nadeau/ http://revver.com/watch/226352 Wineass 108: 2005 Chateau Haut Nadeau “Chateau poo-poo furniture polish, give your woodgrain a healthy glow, makes your wood taste so good,” said the Grapedonk, after a bit of a spill. So is this a French wine the Donk likes? “Cherry berry wood wood wood!” he said, on tasting. “It kinda goes up, warm, mostly heat and grip. Has a lot of furniture polish in it.” After farting out for a while, this light red wine got a little better, but it still didn't manage more than a 2. Still looking for that elusive French-Donk connection... “Chateau poo-poo furniture polish, give your woodgrain a healthy glow, makes your wood taste so good,” said the Grapedonk, after a bit of a spill. So is this a French wine the Donk likes? “Cherry berry wood wood wood!” he said, on tasting. “It kinda goes up, warm, mostly heat and grip. Has a lot of furniture polish in it.” After farting out for a while, this light red wine got a little better, but it still didn't manage more than a 2. Still looking for that elusive French-Donk connection... Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 chateau haut nadeau review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 109: 2003 Christian Moueix Merlot Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:37:18 -0800

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Duration: 198

Merlot

]]> 2003christianmerlotmoueixreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/226357/wineass-109-2003-christian-moueix-merlot/ http://revver.com/watch/226357 Wineass 109: 2003 Christian Moueix Merlot Merlot Merlot Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2003 christian merlot moueix review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 107 - 2005 Cabs Bordeaux Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:56:22 -0800

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Added: Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:56:22 -0800
Duration: 258

After a demonstration of how the Grapedonk rinses his glasses, the Donk said. “Stinky! You know when you have a pie cookin, and you have the crust smell mixed with the berry smell . . . kinda smells like armpitty, pastry, moldy bread thingy shittin somethin fuckin greasy bastard thing.” Ohh-kay. On tasting, the Donk said, “Not bad non-food flavors, but it's a weird bastard, pomegranite cranberry and grip. Doesn't make me want to wiener wiggle everyone.” We all agreed that this was something we'd never want to happen. But, in the end, the wine was quite nice.

]]> 2005bordeauxcabsreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/222849/wineass-107-2005-cabs-bordeaux/ http://revver.com/watch/222849 Wineass 107 - 2005 Cabs Bordeaux After a demonstration of how the Grapedonk rinses his glasses, the Donk said. “Stinky! You know when you have a pie cookin, and you have the crust smell mixed with the berry smell . . . kinda smells like armpitty, pastry, moldy bread thingy shittin somethin fuckin greasy bastard thing.” Ohh-kay. On tasting, the Donk said, “Not bad non-food flavors, but it's a weird bastard, pomegranite cranberry and grip. Doesn't make me want to wiener wiggle everyone.” We all agreed that this was something we'd never want to happen. But, in the end, the wine was quite nice. After a demonstration of how the Grapedonk rinses his glasses, the Donk said. “Stinky! You know when you have a pie cookin, and you have the crust smell mixed with the berry smell . . . kinda smells like armpitty, pastry, moldy bread thingy shittin somethin fuckin greasy bastard thing.” Ohh-kay. On tasting, the Donk said, “Not bad non-food flavors, but it's a weird bastard, pomegranite cranberry and grip. Doesn't make me want to wiener wiggle everyone.” We all agreed that this was something we'd never want to happen. But, in the end, the wine was quite nice. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 bordeaux cabs review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 106: 2004 Red Truck Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:43:21 -0800

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Added: Thu, 29 Mar 2007 17:43:21 -0800
Duration: 228

“All these truck wines bit my ass!” said the 'Donk, on pulling the bottle out of the bag. He's referring to White Truck and Pink Truck, which we were less than thrilled with. But this was a whole new truck. Find out what kind of truck it is, why chicks like Harleys, and other interesting facts in this review. “Heavy, medium grip, the same thing all the way through—surprisingly good.” The peanut gallery concurred, saying, “This is damn good!” The donk says, “You need a truck to carry that load! Big flavor bomb!”

]]> 2004redreviewtruckwinewineass http://revver.com/video/219260/wineass-106-2004-red-truck/ http://revver.com/watch/219260 Wineass 106: 2004 Red Truck “All these truck wines bit my ass!” said the 'Donk, on pulling the bottle out of the bag. He's referring to White Truck and Pink Truck, which we were less than thrilled with. But this was a whole new truck. Find out what kind of truck it is, why chicks like Harleys, and other interesting facts in this review. “Heavy, medium grip, the same thing all the way through—surprisingly good.” The peanut gallery concurred, saying, “This is damn good!” The donk says, “You need a truck to carry that load! Big flavor bomb!” “All these truck wines bit my ass!” said the 'Donk, on pulling the bottle out of the bag. He's referring to White Truck and Pink Truck, which we were less than thrilled with. But this was a whole new truck. Find out what kind of truck it is, why chicks like Harleys, and other interesting facts in this review. “Heavy, medium grip, the same thing all the way through—surprisingly good.” The peanut gallery concurred, saying, “This is damn good!” The donk says, “You need a truck to carry that load! Big flavor bomb!” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2004 red review truck wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 105: 2004 Armador Carmenere Tue, 27 Mar 2007 19:33:35 -0800

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Added: Tue, 27 Mar 2007 19:33:35 -0800
Duration: 241

2004 Armador Carmenere

]]> 2004armadorcarmenerereviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/217221/wineass-105-2004-armador-carmenere/ http://revver.com/watch/217221 Wineass 105: 2004 Armador Carmenere 2004 Armador Carmenere 2004 Armador Carmenere Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2004 armador carmenere review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 104: 2004 Trinchero Cabernet Shiraz Wine Cube Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:57:48 -0800

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Added: Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:57:48 -0800
Duration: 258

Okay, we've finally found the perfect wine drink to put in your kid's lunchboxes—oh, no, wait, they can't drink yet. So what the hell are these things for? Executive bag lunches? We don't know. In any case, we thought we'd give these bizarre little wine drinkboxes a shot. “Wow,” the Donk said, on pulling the box out of the bag. After opening one of the boxes with a corkscrew and using the infamous wine glasses, he said. “This tastes like pomegranate juice with aspirins in it.” We can think of a lot better things to drink for $8.

]]> 2004cabernetcubereviewshiraztrincherowinewineass http://revver.com/video/215724/wineass-104-2004-trinchero-cabernet-shiraz-wine-cube/ http://revver.com/watch/215724 Wineass 104: 2004 Trinchero Cabernet Shiraz Wine Cube Okay, we've finally found the perfect wine drink to put in your kid's lunchboxes—oh, no, wait, they can't drink yet. So what the hell are these things for? Executive bag lunches? We don't know. In any case, we thought we'd give these bizarre little wine drinkboxes a shot. “Wow,” the Donk said, on pulling the box out of the bag. After opening one of the boxes with a corkscrew and using the infamous wine glasses, he said. “This tastes like pomegranate juice with aspirins in it.” We can think of a lot better things to drink for $8. Okay, we've finally found the perfect wine drink to put in your kid's lunchboxes—oh, no, wait, they can't drink yet. So what the hell are these things for? Executive bag lunches? We don't know. In any case, we thought we'd give these bizarre little wine drinkboxes a shot. “Wow,” the Donk said, on pulling the box out of the bag. After opening one of the boxes with a corkscrew and using the infamous wine glasses, he said. “This tastes like pomegranate juice with aspirins in it.” We can think of a lot better things to drink for $8. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2004 cabernet cube review shiraz trinchero wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 102: Gensaku Wine Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:48:49 -0800

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Added: Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:48:49 -0800
Duration: 228

Another delight from Japan, courtesy of Ken. This is what one shop proprietor recommended when he asked for a “good” wine. What does the Grapedonk say? “This isn't funny anymore,” he says. “Almost smells like a French wine,” the Donk opined. On tasting, he said, “It's got a weird spice thing, then it goes through an ashtray, then it turns into a day-old beer that curls into . . . well, you know when you stand behind a car with a really big engine where you can taste the exhaust.” All in all, it wasn't bad, but we couldn't get really excited about it. One more Asian wine this week, then it's back to the catch-as-catch-can thing you love us for.

]]> gensakureviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/210955/wineass-102-gensaku-wine/ http://revver.com/watch/210955 Wineass 102: Gensaku Wine Another delight from Japan, courtesy of Ken. This is what one shop proprietor recommended when he asked for a “good” wine. What does the Grapedonk say? “This isn't funny anymore,” he says. “Almost smells like a French wine,” the Donk opined. On tasting, he said, “It's got a weird spice thing, then it goes through an ashtray, then it turns into a day-old beer that curls into . . . well, you know when you stand behind a car with a really big engine where you can taste the exhaust.” All in all, it wasn't bad, but we couldn't get really excited about it. One more Asian wine this week, then it's back to the catch-as-catch-can thing you love us for. Another delight from Japan, courtesy of Ken. This is what one shop proprietor recommended when he asked for a “good” wine. What does the Grapedonk say? “This isn't funny anymore,” he says. “Almost smells like a French wine,” the Donk opined. On tasting, he said, “It's got a weird spice thing, then it goes through an ashtray, then it turns into a day-old beer that curls into . . . well, you know when you stand behind a car with a really big engine where you can taste the exhaust.” All in all, it wasn't bad, but we couldn't get really excited about it. One more Asian wine this week, then it's back to the catch-as-catch-can thing you love us for. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions gensaku review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 103: 1995 Rhapsodie 1 Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:18:52 -0800

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Added: Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:18:52 -0800
Duration: 224

Okay, the last Asian wine. “Looks like a dessert wine, which means it'll probably be one of those face-imploding sweet little bastard,” the Donk said, on seeing the tiny bottle. “Smells like paint,” he said. “Smells like something I use at work. I know this smell!” On tasting, he said. “Yeah! Automotive paint! No fruits in there at all! AHH! That's what it is! That's the paint I used on the X-Men Magneto helmet. Tastes like it too!”

]]> 11995reviewrhapsodiewinewineass http://revver.com/video/210956/wineass-103-1995-rhapsodie-1/ http://revver.com/watch/210956 Wineass 103: 1995 Rhapsodie 1 Okay, the last Asian wine. “Looks like a dessert wine, which means it'll probably be one of those face-imploding sweet little bastard,” the Donk said, on seeing the tiny bottle. “Smells like paint,” he said. “Smells like something I use at work. I know this smell!” On tasting, he said. “Yeah! Automotive paint! No fruits in there at all! AHH! That's what it is! That's the paint I used on the X-Men Magneto helmet. Tastes like it too!” Okay, the last Asian wine. “Looks like a dessert wine, which means it'll probably be one of those face-imploding sweet little bastard,” the Donk said, on seeing the tiny bottle. “Smells like paint,” he said. “Smells like something I use at work. I know this smell!” On tasting, he said. “Yeah! Automotive paint! No fruits in there at all! AHH! That's what it is! That's the paint I used on the X-Men Magneto helmet. Tastes like it too!” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 1 1995 review rhapsodie wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 101: Dr. Grow Concord Grape Wine Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:13:13 -0800

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Added: Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:13:13 -0800
Duration: 241

When Ken goes to the Far East, it's his assignment to assess the current state of Asian wines. In this case, he brought us back a strange one from Japan. “Dr. Grow” is apparently made from Concord grapes grown in Washington. Yes, the same grapes as they use in jelly. After a Hard Gay moment, the Grapedonk said, “That smells just like a jelly sandwich!” What a surprise. “It's like taking a bite out of a jelly sandwich, then someone takes the sandwich out of your mouth and sticks in a Bic ink pen.” This may be why we usually don't make wine from Concord grapes. If you're brave enough to drink this, have it with some peanut butter cookies.

]]> concorddrgrapegrowreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/207806/wineass-101-dr-grow-concord-grape-wine/ http://revver.com/watch/207806 Wineass 101: Dr. Grow Concord Grape Wine When Ken goes to the Far East, it's his assignment to assess the current state of Asian wines. In this case, he brought us back a strange one from Japan. “Dr. Grow” is apparently made from Concord grapes grown in Washington. Yes, the same grapes as they use in jelly. After a Hard Gay moment, the Grapedonk said, “That smells just like a jelly sandwich!” What a surprise. “It's like taking a bite out of a jelly sandwich, then someone takes the sandwich out of your mouth and sticks in a Bic ink pen.” This may be why we usually don't make wine from Concord grapes. If you're brave enough to drink this, have it with some peanut butter cookies. When Ken goes to the Far East, it's his assignment to assess the current state of Asian wines. In this case, he brought us back a strange one from Japan. “Dr. Grow” is apparently made from Concord grapes grown in Washington. Yes, the same grapes as they use in jelly. After a Hard Gay moment, the Grapedonk said, “That smells just like a jelly sandwich!” What a surprise. “It's like taking a bite out of a jelly sandwich, then someone takes the sandwich out of your mouth and sticks in a Bic ink pen.” This may be why we usually don't make wine from Concord grapes. If you're brave enough to drink this, have it with some peanut butter cookies. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions concord dr grape grow review wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 100: 2002 Chateau Montelena Cabernet Sauvignon Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:04:09 -0800

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Added: Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:04:09 -0800
Duration: 309

We wanted to do something special for Wineass' 100th episode, so we decided to treat the 'Donk to a $100 bottle of Chateau Montelena, rated 95 points by Robert Parker. For those of you to whom the preceding sentence is something like the Charlie Brown teacher-speak, Robert Parker is “the king daddy of wine reviewin',” in the Grapedonk's own words. So what happens when we lob this uber-hawt wine at the Donk? “Smells like WD-40 . . . and perfumed toilet paper,” he said. “But it's a neat wine, not bad at all.” Or, in summation. “A hunnert-dollar bottle of wine . . . and it's a 3.” You can buy this wine for $99.95 at BevMo. Whether or not you feel ripped off afterwards is a matter of taste.

]]> 2002cabernetchateaumontelenareviewsauvignonwinewineass http://revver.com/video/201990/wineass-100-2002-chateau-montelena-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/201990 Wineass 100: 2002 Chateau Montelena Cabernet Sauvignon We wanted to do something special for Wineass' 100th episode, so we decided to treat the 'Donk to a $100 bottle of Chateau Montelena, rated 95 points by Robert Parker. For those of you to whom the preceding sentence is something like the Charlie Brown teacher-speak, Robert Parker is “the king daddy of wine reviewin',” in the Grapedonk's own words. So what happens when we lob this uber-hawt wine at the Donk? “Smells like WD-40 . . . and perfumed toilet paper,” he said. “But it's a neat wine, not bad at all.” Or, in summation. “A hunnert-dollar bottle of wine . . . and it's a 3.” You can buy this wine for $99.95 at BevMo. Whether or not you feel ripped off afterwards is a matter of taste. We wanted to do something special for Wineass' 100th episode, so we decided to treat the 'Donk to a $100 bottle of Chateau Montelena, rated 95 points by Robert Parker. For those of you to whom the preceding sentence is something like the Charlie Brown teacher-speak, Robert Parker is “the king daddy of wine reviewin',” in the Grapedonk's own words. So what happens when we lob this uber-hawt wine at the Donk? “Smells like WD-40 . . . and perfumed toilet paper,” he said. “But it's a neat wine, not bad at all.” Or, in summation. “A hunnert-dollar bottle of wine . . . and it's a 3.” You can buy this wine for $99.95 at BevMo. Whether or not you feel ripped off afterwards is a matter of taste. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2002 cabernet chateau montelena review sauvignon wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 99: 2005 Rosenblum Appellation Series Zinfandel Paso Robles Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:04:09 -0800

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Added: Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:04:09 -0800
Duration: 322

Well, we found where they got the grapes for the “mushroom cloud flavor bomb” of Zinfandel, the Late Harvest zin we reviewed earlier. “Everything tastes like chocolate,” the Donk said, reading the label. “It's like chicken—everything tastes like chicken.” Yeah, we know. “It smells like a new car interior,” he said. “But rich cherry, blackberry, anise—yeah, it's got all those. It tastes like the label. It's pretty good, straight out the gate.” After some discussion about how roads are striped, we decided—this is another great wine from Rosenblum. “But no chicken,” the Donk said. Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $15 from them here.

]]> 200599appellationpasoreviewroblesrosenblumserieswinewineasszinfandel http://revver.com/video/201962/wineass-99-2005-rosenblum-appellation-series-zinfandel-paso-robles/ http://revver.com/watch/201962 Wineass 99: 2005 Rosenblum Appellation Series Zinfandel Paso Robles Well, we found where they got the grapes for the “mushroom cloud flavor bomb” of Zinfandel, the Late Harvest zin we reviewed earlier. “Everything tastes like chocolate,” the Donk said, reading the label. “It's like chicken—everything tastes like chicken.” Yeah, we know. “It smells like a new car interior,” he said. “But rich cherry, blackberry, anise—yeah, it's got all those. It tastes like the label. It's pretty good, straight out the gate.” After some discussion about how roads are striped, we decided—this is another great wine from Rosenblum. “But no chicken,” the Donk said. Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $15 from them here. Well, we found where they got the grapes for the “mushroom cloud flavor bomb” of Zinfandel, the Late Harvest zin we reviewed earlier. “Everything tastes like chocolate,” the Donk said, reading the label. “It's like chicken—everything tastes like chicken.” Yeah, we know. “It smells like a new car interior,” he said. “But rich cherry, blackberry, anise—yeah, it's got all those. It tastes like the label. It's pretty good, straight out the gate.” After some discussion about how roads are striped, we decided—this is another great wine from Rosenblum. “But no chicken,” the Donk said. Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $15 from them here. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 99 appellation paso review robles rosenblum series wine wineass zinfandel nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 98: 2003 Roselblum Syrah Base Camp Vineyards Sun, 11 Mar 2007 19:22:16 -0800

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Added: Sun, 11 Mar 2007 19:22:16 -0800
Duration: 207

Yeah, yeah, another syrah. But this one is a BIG syrah. After looking like “pomegranate juice” and smelling like “magic bubble,” it sits on you like a “sumo wrestler.” Although it tasted nothing like what the label said, this was a helluva wine. “If you're not a veteran winedrinker, be ready for it, because that's a big hard slug in the chops,” said the Donk. “It's not really peppery, but it has a hint of black pepper, dry heat shittin thing going on. But that's worthy of having around!” Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $19 from them here.

]]> 2003basecampreviewroselblumsyrahvineyardswinewineass http://revver.com/video/201175/wineass-98-2003-roselblum-syrah-base-camp-vineyards/ http://revver.com/watch/201175 Wineass 98: 2003 Roselblum Syrah Base Camp Vineyards Yeah, yeah, another syrah. But this one is a BIG syrah. After looking like “pomegranate juice” and smelling like “magic bubble,” it sits on you like a “sumo wrestler.” Although it tasted nothing like what the label said, this was a helluva wine. “If you're not a veteran winedrinker, be ready for it, because that's a big hard slug in the chops,” said the Donk. “It's not really peppery, but it has a hint of black pepper, dry heat shittin thing going on. But that's worthy of having around!” Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $19 from them here. Yeah, yeah, another syrah. But this one is a BIG syrah. After looking like “pomegranate juice” and smelling like “magic bubble,” it sits on you like a “sumo wrestler.” Although it tasted nothing like what the label said, this was a helluva wine. “If you're not a veteran winedrinker, be ready for it, because that's a big hard slug in the chops,” said the Donk. “It's not really peppery, but it has a hint of black pepper, dry heat shittin thing going on. But that's worthy of having around!” Rosenblum sent us this one. They're brave. It costs $19 from them here. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2003 base camp review roselblum syrah vineyards wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 97: 2005 Huntington Petite Syrah Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:38:18 -0800

Author: wineassusa
Added: Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:38:18 -0800
Duration: 217

“Smells like fruits and berries,” the Donk said. “It don't smell grippy or weird or toilet-y or any of that fucked-up shit. No battery cables or anything.” Which is a promising beginning, anyway. “Sweet, light spice, then bar of soap.” Our panel concurred on the soap, but argued about whether it was Irish Spring or “them little soaps you get in a hotel.” After it farted, Grapedonk said, “It's almost like a black licorice, kinda mixed in with red berry and wood and shit, but it's all good.” Damn nice wine, all in all. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine.

]]> 2005huntingtonpetitereviewsyrahwinewineass http://revver.com/video/198618/wineass-97-2005-huntington-petite-syrah/ http://revver.com/watch/198618 Wineass 97: 2005 Huntington Petite Syrah “Smells like fruits and berries,” the Donk said. “It don't smell grippy or weird or toilet-y or any of that fucked-up shit. No battery cables or anything.” Which is a promising beginning, anyway. “Sweet, light spice, then bar of soap.” Our panel concurred on the soap, but argued about whether it was Irish Spring or “them little soaps you get in a hotel.” After it farted, Grapedonk said, “It's almost like a black licorice, kinda mixed in with red berry and wood and shit, but it's all good.” Damn nice wine, all in all. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. “Smells like fruits and berries,” the Donk said. “It don't smell grippy or weird or toilet-y or any of that fucked-up shit. No battery cables or anything.” Which is a promising beginning, anyway. “Sweet, light spice, then bar of soap.” Our panel concurred on the soap, but argued about whether it was Irish Spring or “them little soaps you get in a hotel.” After it farted, Grapedonk said, “It's almost like a black licorice, kinda mixed in with red berry and wood and shit, but it's all good.” Damn nice wine, all in all. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 huntington petite review syrah wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 96: 2005 Hahn Estates Syrah Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:56:26 -0800

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Added: Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:56:26 -0800
Duration: 287

Hahn Syrah—is that like Han Solo? We don't know, but after a debate about the merits of wine labels and their description (or lack thereof), we ended up with a wine that looked like “blueberry syrup” and was “full of wood.” No, not Grapedonk's wood. At least we certainly hope not. “You know, like, when you eat a really rare steak, you get that blood taste, like stainless steel? It has a little bit of that going on,” Grapedonk said. “It's like pine tree, like cool Christmas tree, with ginger ale.” If that makes sense to you, go at it. It's a good wine, though. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine.

]]> 2005estateshahnreviewsyrahwinewineass http://revver.com/video/196146/wineass-96-2005-hahn-estates-syrah/ http://revver.com/watch/196146 Wineass 96: 2005 Hahn Estates Syrah Hahn Syrah—is that like Han Solo? We don't know, but after a debate about the merits of wine labels and their description (or lack thereof), we ended up with a wine that looked like “blueberry syrup” and was “full of wood.” No, not Grapedonk's wood. At least we certainly hope not. “You know, like, when you eat a really rare steak, you get that blood taste, like stainless steel? It has a little bit of that going on,” Grapedonk said. “It's like pine tree, like cool Christmas tree, with ginger ale.” If that makes sense to you, go at it. It's a good wine, though. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Hahn Syrah—is that like Han Solo? We don't know, but after a debate about the merits of wine labels and their description (or lack thereof), we ended up with a wine that looked like “blueberry syrup” and was “full of wood.” No, not Grapedonk's wood. At least we certainly hope not. “You know, like, when you eat a really rare steak, you get that blood taste, like stainless steel? It has a little bit of that going on,” Grapedonk said. “It's like pine tree, like cool Christmas tree, with ginger ale.” If that makes sense to you, go at it. It's a good wine, though. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 estates hahn review syrah wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 95: 2005 Earth Zin and Fire Zinfandel Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:04:50 -0800

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Added: Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:04:50 -0800
Duration: 269

After a brief episode of cork-throwing, Grapedonk said, “This smells like blacktop!” On tasting, he jumped and said, “Wow! This is a loud sonofabitch!” Not thrilled with the aftertaste, Grapedonk compared the taste to a crusty battery tray. Don't try that one at home. But after “pinching a loaf,” this wine improved quite a bit. Battery tray turned to cucumber, and the whole thing had mellowed. “Sweet, spice, leather-barrelly-woody-thing, with a spicy tannin finish,” sez the Donk. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine.

]]> 2005earthfirewinewineasszinzinfandel http://revver.com/video/191086/wineass-95-2005-earth-zin-and-fire-zinfandel/ http://revver.com/watch/191086 Wineass 95: 2005 Earth Zin and Fire Zinfandel After a brief episode of cork-throwing, Grapedonk said, “This smells like blacktop!” On tasting, he jumped and said, “Wow! This is a loud sonofabitch!” Not thrilled with the aftertaste, Grapedonk compared the taste to a crusty battery tray. Don't try that one at home. But after “pinching a loaf,” this wine improved quite a bit. Battery tray turned to cucumber, and the whole thing had mellowed. “Sweet, spice, leather-barrelly-woody-thing, with a spicy tannin finish,” sez the Donk. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. After a brief episode of cork-throwing, Grapedonk said, “This smells like blacktop!” On tasting, he jumped and said, “Wow! This is a loud sonofabitch!” Not thrilled with the aftertaste, Grapedonk compared the taste to a crusty battery tray. Don't try that one at home. But after “pinching a loaf,” this wine improved quite a bit. Battery tray turned to cucumber, and the whole thing had mellowed. “Sweet, spice, leather-barrelly-woody-thing, with a spicy tannin finish,” sez the Donk. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 earth fire wine wineass zin zinfandel nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 94: 2002 Huntington Merlot Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:55:54 -0800

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Added: Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:55:54 -0800
Duration: 280

“Can you see it? It's big and it's purple and it goes like this!” said the Grapedonk, in an uncharacteristically cheerful mood. In this innuendo-filled review, GD compares Huntington to “sweet Magic Bubble” and says “it's all over the place, it's whomper-jawed.” When asked for an explanation of “whomper-jawed,” GD said, “When the hinges don't line up, not just eating corn through a picket fence.” But in the end, this settled down into a fantastic, complex wine that we enjoyed quite a bit. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine.

]]> 2002huntingtonmerlotwinewineass http://revver.com/video/191078/wineass-94-2002-huntington-merlot/ http://revver.com/watch/191078 Wineass 94: 2002 Huntington Merlot “Can you see it? It's big and it's purple and it goes like this!” said the Grapedonk, in an uncharacteristically cheerful mood. In this innuendo-filled review, GD compares Huntington to “sweet Magic Bubble” and says “it's all over the place, it's whomper-jawed.” When asked for an explanation of “whomper-jawed,” GD said, “When the hinges don't line up, not just eating corn through a picket fence.” But in the end, this settled down into a fantastic, complex wine that we enjoyed quite a bit. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. “Can you see it? It's big and it's purple and it goes like this!” said the Grapedonk, in an uncharacteristically cheerful mood. In this innuendo-filled review, GD compares Huntington to “sweet Magic Bubble” and says “it's all over the place, it's whomper-jawed.” When asked for an explanation of “whomper-jawed,” GD said, “When the hinges don't line up, not just eating corn through a picket fence.” But in the end, this settled down into a fantastic, complex wine that we enjoyed quite a bit. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2002 huntington merlot wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 93: 2003 Red Flyer Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:55:07 -0800

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Added: Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:55:07 -0800
Duration: 218

“Almost looks like transmission fluid in a way,” the Grapedonk said, on pouring this wine. “But it's kinda purple.” Yeah, we know. We have no idea what he's talking about either. But this wine would be great for an alien-invasion themed party. Oh, wait, you don't have alien invasion themed parties? Never mind. In the end, this simple, straightforward wine didn't even need to fart out. Grapedonk searched in vain for something to say about it, then finally found it. “That's that unidentified taste! It's not a UFO, it's a UFT. Spearmint!” Neat wine, great value. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine.

]]> flyerredwinewineass http://revver.com/video/189357/wineass-93-2003-red-flyer/ http://revver.com/watch/189357 Wineass 93: 2003 Red Flyer “Almost looks like transmission fluid in a way,” the Grapedonk said, on pouring this wine. “But it's kinda purple.” Yeah, we know. We have no idea what he's talking about either. But this wine would be great for an alien-invasion themed party. Oh, wait, you don't have alien invasion themed parties? Never mind. In the end, this simple, straightforward wine didn't even need to fart out. Grapedonk searched in vain for something to say about it, then finally found it. “That's that unidentified taste! It's not a UFO, it's a UFT. Spearmint!” Neat wine, great value. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. “Almost looks like transmission fluid in a way,” the Grapedonk said, on pouring this wine. “But it's kinda purple.” Yeah, we know. We have no idea what he's talking about either. But this wine would be great for an alien-invasion themed party. Oh, wait, you don't have alien invasion themed parties? Never mind. In the end, this simple, straightforward wine didn't even need to fart out. Grapedonk searched in vain for something to say about it, then finally found it. “That's that unidentified taste! It's not a UFO, it's a UFT. Spearmint!” Neat wine, great value. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions flyer red wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 92: 2005 Cycles Gladiator Cabernet Sauvignon Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:04:52 -0800

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Added: Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:04:52 -0800
Duration: 203

“I did that on a bike,” the Donk said, on seeing the label. “Except when I landed, things happened.” After this personal moment, he got to the wine. “Smells like grape juice and vodka,” he said. “it does the happy grape jelly tingly spicy thing, then it does this weird cartwheel of rusty pipe and corroded urinal lickage.” Not promising. In the end, though, the finish didn't get a lot better. It changed to a “fish food” kind of thing, which still wasn't great. This wine really wanted to be a 3, but it didn't quite make it. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine.

]]> cabernetcyclesgladiatorsauvignonwinewineass http://revver.com/video/186577/wineass-92-2005-cycles-gladiator-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/186577 Wineass 92: 2005 Cycles Gladiator Cabernet Sauvignon “I did that on a bike,” the Donk said, on seeing the label. “Except when I landed, things happened.” After this personal moment, he got to the wine. “Smells like grape juice and vodka,” he said. “it does the happy grape jelly tingly spicy thing, then it does this weird cartwheel of rusty pipe and corroded urinal lickage.” Not promising. In the end, though, the finish didn't get a lot better. It changed to a “fish food” kind of thing, which still wasn't great. This wine really wanted to be a 3, but it didn't quite make it. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. “I did that on a bike,” the Donk said, on seeing the label. “Except when I landed, things happened.” After this personal moment, he got to the wine. “Smells like grape juice and vodka,” he said. “it does the happy grape jelly tingly spicy thing, then it does this weird cartwheel of rusty pipe and corroded urinal lickage.” Not promising. In the end, though, the finish didn't get a lot better. It changed to a “fish food” kind of thing, which still wasn't great. This wine really wanted to be a 3, but it didn't quite make it. This week, Wineass is generously sponsored by Wimbledon Wine, a (really brave) wine marketing company. Buy this wine at Wimbledon Wine. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions cabernet cycles gladiator sauvignon wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 91: 2002 Wente Zinfandel Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:11:22 -0800

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Added: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:11:22 -0800
Duration: 199

We thought Livermore Valley was for geeks, not grapes, but Wente wants to prove us wrong. Maybe they ran the grapes through the Livermore Labs molecular beam epitaxy system (don't ask). Because it does have a “slight plastic” thing happening to it. “It's got a big block of shit going on,” Grapedonk said, trying to describe the flavor in sign language. (Donkese? Donk Sign? We don't know.) “A block of . . . something moves through, leaving a small skidmark on the way out. Plop, flush, done.” Despite this unpromising description, this is pretty damn good wine once it farts out for a while.

]]> wentewinewineasszinfandel http://revver.com/video/180568/wineass-91-2002-wente-zinfandel/ http://revver.com/watch/180568 Wineass 91: 2002 Wente Zinfandel We thought Livermore Valley was for geeks, not grapes, but Wente wants to prove us wrong. Maybe they ran the grapes through the Livermore Labs molecular beam epitaxy system (don't ask). Because it does have a “slight plastic” thing happening to it. “It's got a big block of shit going on,” Grapedonk said, trying to describe the flavor in sign language. (Donkese? Donk Sign? We don't know.) “A block of . . . something moves through, leaving a small skidmark on the way out. Plop, flush, done.” Despite this unpromising description, this is pretty damn good wine once it farts out for a while. We thought Livermore Valley was for geeks, not grapes, but Wente wants to prove us wrong. Maybe they ran the grapes through the Livermore Labs molecular beam epitaxy system (don't ask). Because it does have a “slight plastic” thing happening to it. “It's got a big block of shit going on,” Grapedonk said, trying to describe the flavor in sign language. (Donkese? Donk Sign? We don't know.) “A block of . . . something moves through, leaving a small skidmark on the way out. Plop, flush, done.” Despite this unpromising description, this is pretty damn good wine once it farts out for a while. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions wente wine wineass zinfandel adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 90: Nuvola Vecchio Toscana Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:41:35 -0800

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Added: Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:41:35 -0800
Duration: 235

“We gots some eye-tralian wine here,” said the Grapedonk, not unhappily. We've had some neat Italians (and some good wine from them, too). “Carbonated raisin berries,” GD said, on tasting. “It's got that neat raisin port thing going on, and something on the finish . . . oh, this finish is kissin my ass.” After boofing for 20 minutes, the aftertaste still hadn't gone away. “It's like a lava lamp, curling backflipping kooky bastard,” said GD. It smells great, and there's no hint on first taste that it's going to do what it does. “The trick is, don't swallow it. As long as it's in your mouth, it's great.”

]]> 2002 nuvola toscanareviewvecchiowinewineass http://revver.com/video/178221/wineass-90-nuvola-vecchio-toscana/ http://revver.com/watch/178221 Wineass 90: Nuvola Vecchio Toscana “We gots some eye-tralian wine here,” said the Grapedonk, not unhappily. We've had some neat Italians (and some good wine from them, too). “Carbonated raisin berries,” GD said, on tasting. “It's got that neat raisin port thing going on, and something on the finish . . . oh, this finish is kissin my ass.” After boofing for 20 minutes, the aftertaste still hadn't gone away. “It's like a lava lamp, curling backflipping kooky bastard,” said GD. It smells great, and there's no hint on first taste that it's going to do what it does. “The trick is, don't swallow it. As long as it's in your mouth, it's great.” “We gots some eye-tralian wine here,” said the Grapedonk, not unhappily. We've had some neat Italians (and some good wine from them, too). “Carbonated raisin berries,” GD said, on tasting. “It's got that neat raisin port thing going on, and something on the finish . . . oh, this finish is kissin my ass.” After boofing for 20 minutes, the aftertaste still hadn't gone away. “It's like a lava lamp, curling backflipping kooky bastard,” said GD. It smells great, and there's no hint on first taste that it's going to do what it does. “The trick is, don't swallow it. As long as it's in your mouth, it's great.” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2002 nuvola toscana review vecchio wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 89: Seng Wine Ginseng Wine Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:40:59 -0800

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Added: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:40:59 -0800
Duration: 238

Seng Wine Ginseng Wine

]]> reviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/171416/wineass-89-seng-wine-ginseng-wine/ http://revver.com/watch/171416 Wineass 89: Seng Wine Ginseng Wine Seng Wine Ginseng Wine Seng Wine Ginseng Wine Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 88: Red Bicyclette Syrah Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:57:26 -0800

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Added: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 17:57:26 -0800
Duration: 227

Red Bicyclette Syrah

]]> reviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/171407/wineass-88-red-bicyclette-syrah/ http://revver.com/watch/171407 Wineass 88: Red Bicyclette Syrah Red Bicyclette Syrah Red Bicyclette Syrah Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 87: '03 Columbia Crest Merlot Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:29:10 -0800

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Added: Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:29:10 -0800
Duration: 230

Hmm, cheap merlot. Not exactly a promising beginning, especially if you're a fan of Sideways and “won't drink merlot.” Yeah, fine. Open your minds, and your ass will follow. “You know, when you go buy M-1 carbine parts at an army surplus place and they're always wrapped in cosmoline?” the Donk asked. “That's exactly what this smells like.” Yeah. A cheap merlot that smells like greasy paper. Nice. But on tasting, it turned out to be a really neat, complex wine without any hint of “chemicals, buttholes, or anything you'd not want to drink.”

]]> columbiacrestmerlotreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/170940/wineass-87-03-columbia-crest-merlot/ http://revver.com/watch/170940 Wineass 87: '03 Columbia Crest Merlot Hmm, cheap merlot. Not exactly a promising beginning, especially if you're a fan of Sideways and “won't drink merlot.” Yeah, fine. Open your minds, and your ass will follow. “You know, when you go buy M-1 carbine parts at an army surplus place and they're always wrapped in cosmoline?” the Donk asked. “That's exactly what this smells like.” Yeah. A cheap merlot that smells like greasy paper. Nice. But on tasting, it turned out to be a really neat, complex wine without any hint of “chemicals, buttholes, or anything you'd not want to drink.” Hmm, cheap merlot. Not exactly a promising beginning, especially if you're a fan of Sideways and “won't drink merlot.” Yeah, fine. Open your minds, and your ass will follow. “You know, when you go buy M-1 carbine parts at an army surplus place and they're always wrapped in cosmoline?” the Donk asked. “That's exactly what this smells like.” Yeah. A cheap merlot that smells like greasy paper. Nice. But on tasting, it turned out to be a really neat, complex wine without any hint of “chemicals, buttholes, or anything you'd not want to drink.” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions columbia crest merlot review wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 85: Penfolds Koonunga Hill Cabernet Merlot Tue, 06 Feb 2007 16:36:26 -0800

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Added: Tue, 06 Feb 2007 16:36:26 -0800
Duration: 245

Penfolds Koonunga Hill Cabernet Merlot

]]> cabernethillkoonungamerlotpenfoldsreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/164769/wineass-85-penfolds-koonunga-hill-cabernet-merlot/ http://revver.com/watch/164769 Wineass 85: Penfolds Koonunga Hill Cabernet Merlot Penfolds Koonunga Hill Cabernet Merlot Penfolds Koonunga Hill Cabernet Merlot Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions cabernet hill koonunga merlot penfolds review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 86: Fault Line Red Tue, 06 Feb 2007 16:36:26 -0800

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Added: Tue, 06 Feb 2007 16:36:26 -0800
Duration: 251

Fault Line Red

]]> faultlineredreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/164800/wineass-86-fault-line-red/ http://revver.com/watch/164800 Wineass 86: Fault Line Red Fault Line Red Fault Line Red Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions fault line red review wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 84: 2003 Conti di Bregonzo Amarone Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:42:33 -0800

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Added: Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:42:33 -0800
Duration: 201

After a brief Ah-nult sighting, and a comparison to Ted Nugent, Grapedonk said, “It smells like a red wine.” Maybe the most obvious, uh, observation, in the world. Then, a little better: “This focker actually smells like roses.” “Wow, fuck shit piss hell!” Grapedonk said, on first tasting the wine. Asked if this was a good thing, he said, “Yeah, it just really got a bang. When you pop it in your mouth, it just does its thing really quick. Berry, tobaccoy, leathery, like chewing on a baseball glove that you ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with.”

]]> amaronebregonzocontidireviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/162851/wineass-84-2003-conti-di-bregonzo-amarone/ http://revver.com/watch/162851 Wineass 84: 2003 Conti di Bregonzo Amarone After a brief Ah-nult sighting, and a comparison to Ted Nugent, Grapedonk said, “It smells like a red wine.” Maybe the most obvious, uh, observation, in the world. Then, a little better: “This focker actually smells like roses.” “Wow, fuck shit piss hell!” Grapedonk said, on first tasting the wine. Asked if this was a good thing, he said, “Yeah, it just really got a bang. When you pop it in your mouth, it just does its thing really quick. Berry, tobaccoy, leathery, like chewing on a baseball glove that you ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with.” After a brief Ah-nult sighting, and a comparison to Ted Nugent, Grapedonk said, “It smells like a red wine.” Maybe the most obvious, uh, observation, in the world. Then, a little better: “This focker actually smells like roses.” “Wow, fuck shit piss hell!” Grapedonk said, on first tasting the wine. Asked if this was a good thing, he said, “Yeah, it just really got a bang. When you pop it in your mouth, it just does its thing really quick. Berry, tobaccoy, leathery, like chewing on a baseball glove that you ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with.” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions amarone bregonzo conti di review wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 83: Hello My Name Is 2005 Syrah Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:51:46 -0800

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Added: Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:51:46 -0800
Duration: 214

"Oh, wow. Is that a real label?"

]]> 2005hellomynamereviewsyrahwinewineass http://revver.com/video/160019/wineass-83-hello-my-name-is-2005-syrah/ http://revver.com/watch/160019 Wineass 83: Hello My Name Is 2005 Syrah "Oh, wow. Is that a real label?" "Oh, wow. Is that a real label?" Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 hello my name review syrah wine wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 82: Chateau de Festiano Minervois Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:28:04 -0800

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Added: Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:28:04 -0800
Duration: 220

82 “It’s a miner with a voice, saying ‘hey, fockers,’ from the bottom of the well,” said Grapedonk, on seeing an unfamiliar name on this wine. “It’s got Sarahs, Gretchens, and Craig-nans in there,” he said, perhaps referring to the blend of Syrah, Grenache, and Cariagne grapes. We don’t know. We don’t ask, either. On tasting, things seemed promising at first. “This is neat. You get sweet, and you get tannins doing this,” Grapedonk slammed his fists together, “then it goes a whole different direction. Like getting sideswiped by a fast-moving Chevy at a red light.” But when we came back to it, the wine had lost quite a bit of flavor.

]]> chateaudefestianominervoisreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/155649/wineass-82-chateau-de-festiano-minervois/ http://revver.com/watch/155649 Wineass 82: Chateau de Festiano Minervois 82 “It’s a miner with a voice, saying ‘hey, fockers,’ from the bottom of the well,” said Grapedonk, on seeing an unfamiliar name on this wine. “It’s got Sarahs, Gretchens, and Craig-nans in there,” he said, perhaps referring to the blend of Syrah, Grenache, and Cariagne grapes. We don’t know. We don’t ask, either. On tasting, things seemed promising at first. “This is neat. You get sweet, and you get tannins doing this,” Grapedonk slammed his fists together, “then it goes a whole different direction. Like getting sideswiped by a fast-moving Chevy at a red light.” But when we came back to it, the wine had lost quite a bit of flavor. 82 “It’s a miner with a voice, saying ‘hey, fockers,’ from the bottom of the well,” said Grapedonk, on seeing an unfamiliar name on this wine. “It’s got Sarahs, Gretchens, and Craig-nans in there,” he said, perhaps referring to the blend of Syrah, Grenache, and Cariagne grapes. We don’t know. We don’t ask, either. On tasting, things seemed promising at first. “This is neat. You get sweet, and you get tannins doing this,” Grapedonk slammed his fists together, “then it goes a whole different direction. Like getting sideswiped by a fast-moving Chevy at a red light.” But when we came back to it, the wine had lost quite a bit of flavor. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions chateau de festiano minervois review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 81: Rapazzini Chateau De Garlic Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:17:34 -0800

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“I like garlic,” Grapedonk said, when he first saw this, uh, “wine.” That’s about as good as it gets, though, when it comes to white wine with garlic essence added. The ancient cork was probably a clue—we think this one sat on the shelf for a good long time before some idiot (like Ken) was stupid enough to buy it. “Doesn’t smell like something you’d really want to drink,” Grapedonk said. And his reaction made it perfectly clear. “That hit every oogah horn on the way down. If you see this, run.”

]]> chateaudegarlicrapazzinireviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/155241/wineass-81-rapazzini-chateau-de-garlic/ http://revver.com/watch/155241 Wineass 81: Rapazzini Chateau De Garlic “I like garlic,” Grapedonk said, when he first saw this, uh, “wine.” That’s about as good as it gets, though, when it comes to white wine with garlic essence added. The ancient cork was probably a clue—we think this one sat on the shelf for a good long time before some idiot (like Ken) was stupid enough to buy it. “Doesn’t smell like something you’d really want to drink,” Grapedonk said. And his reaction made it perfectly clear. “That hit every oogah horn on the way down. If you see this, run.” “I like garlic,” Grapedonk said, when he first saw this, uh, “wine.” That’s about as good as it gets, though, when it comes to white wine with garlic essence added. The ancient cork was probably a clue—we think this one sat on the shelf for a good long time before some idiot (like Ken) was stupid enough to buy it. “Doesn’t smell like something you’d really want to drink,” Grapedonk said. And his reaction made it perfectly clear. “That hit every oogah horn on the way down. If you see this, run.” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions chateau de garlic rapazzini review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 80: '05 Rosenblum Cellars Late Harvest Zinfandel Mon, 22 Jan 2007 14:52:12 -0800

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Late harvest Zinfandels are dessert wines, sweet and fun. And boy oh boy is this one sweet. It smells kinda like “tree sap, with a dark berry thing on the end of it.” Grapedonk’s first reaction was, “Wow! They neglected to tell you it’s Zinfandel made from concentrate—without the water added back in.” Comments from the peanut gallery included. “Smells like a hot toaster—it’s like they made jelly out of it, then made it into wine.” It’s good, in really small amounts. As Grapedonk said, “You can sugar cereal with this stuff.”

]]> cellarsharvestlatereviewrosenblumwinewineasszinfandel http://revver.com/video/149436/wineass-80-05-rosenblum-cellars-late-harvest-zinfandel/ http://revver.com/watch/149436 Wineass 80: '05 Rosenblum Cellars Late Harvest Zinfandel Late harvest Zinfandels are dessert wines, sweet and fun. And boy oh boy is this one sweet. It smells kinda like “tree sap, with a dark berry thing on the end of it.” Grapedonk’s first reaction was, “Wow! They neglected to tell you it’s Zinfandel made from concentrate—without the water added back in.” Comments from the peanut gallery included. “Smells like a hot toaster—it’s like they made jelly out of it, then made it into wine.” It’s good, in really small amounts. As Grapedonk said, “You can sugar cereal with this stuff.” Late harvest Zinfandels are dessert wines, sweet and fun. And boy oh boy is this one sweet. It smells kinda like “tree sap, with a dark berry thing on the end of it.” Grapedonk’s first reaction was, “Wow! They neglected to tell you it’s Zinfandel made from concentrate—without the water added back in.” Comments from the peanut gallery included. “Smells like a hot toaster—it’s like they made jelly out of it, then made it into wine.” It’s good, in really small amounts. As Grapedonk said, “You can sugar cereal with this stuff.” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions cellars harvest late review rosenblum wine wineass zinfandel adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 79: '04 Amity Pinot Noir Mon, 22 Jan 2007 13:58:13 -0800

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Duration: 205

“It says it has a pleasant nose, but I don’t see a nose on there anywhere,” Grapedonk said, looking at the bottle. This peanut-without the ear smelled not so great—like wet plants and the “smell after the rain,” Grapedonk said. In the end, it had a whole lot of things going on, from cocoa to Magic Bubble (remember that from when you were a kid—well, maybe not). Asked if it was good, Grapedonk said, “I can’t get too excited about it.”

]]> amitynoirpinotreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/149404/wineass-79-04-amity-pinot-noir/ http://revver.com/watch/149404 Wineass 79: '04 Amity Pinot Noir “It says it has a pleasant nose, but I don’t see a nose on there anywhere,” Grapedonk said, looking at the bottle. This peanut-without the ear smelled not so great—like wet plants and the “smell after the rain,” Grapedonk said. In the end, it had a whole lot of things going on, from cocoa to Magic Bubble (remember that from when you were a kid—well, maybe not). Asked if it was good, Grapedonk said, “I can’t get too excited about it.” “It says it has a pleasant nose, but I don’t see a nose on there anywhere,” Grapedonk said, looking at the bottle. This peanut-without the ear smelled not so great—like wet plants and the “smell after the rain,” Grapedonk said. In the end, it had a whole lot of things going on, from cocoa to Magic Bubble (remember that from when you were a kid—well, maybe not). Asked if it was good, Grapedonk said, “I can’t get too excited about it.” Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions amity noir pinot review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 76: '05 EOS Sauvignon Blanc Tue, 16 Jan 2007 19:16:58 -0800

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Duration: 222

“Look, there’s a boob in the bottle,” Grapedonk said, not looking thrilled at this white wine. But then again, he’s not a real fan of whites. On tasting, he held up the garden hose. “It’s got a little bit of that in there, with a sweety rindy thing that ends in a coppery stainless-steely aftertaste.” Yeah, we know, if you can decipher it, go right ahead. But the consensus was . . . this ain’t bad. Good summertime wine for working on the old Camaro!

]]> 2005blanceosreviewsauvignonwinewineass http://revver.com/video/142605/wineass-76-05-eos-sauvignon-blanc/ http://revver.com/watch/142605 Wineass 76: '05 EOS Sauvignon Blanc “Look, there’s a boob in the bottle,” Grapedonk said, not looking thrilled at this white wine. But then again, he’s not a real fan of whites. On tasting, he held up the garden hose. “It’s got a little bit of that in there, with a sweety rindy thing that ends in a coppery stainless-steely aftertaste.” Yeah, we know, if you can decipher it, go right ahead. But the consensus was . . . this ain’t bad. Good summertime wine for working on the old Camaro! “Look, there’s a boob in the bottle,” Grapedonk said, not looking thrilled at this white wine. But then again, he’s not a real fan of whites. On tasting, he held up the garden hose. “It’s got a little bit of that in there, with a sweety rindy thing that ends in a coppery stainless-steely aftertaste.” Yeah, we know, if you can decipher it, go right ahead. But the consensus was . . . this ain’t bad. Good summertime wine for working on the old Camaro! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions 2005 blanc eos review sauvignon wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 77: '05 Pink Truck Tue, 16 Jan 2007 19:16:58 -0800

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Duration: 219

“Fuck you doood! That shit looks like it’s pink!” Grapedonk said, on seeing the neck of the bottle. “I knew one day I’d get hit by the Pink Truck!” Not, as he’d say, promising. But hey, what would you expect from a White Zinfandel, even one with “new state of the art styling?” “Smells kinda like Kool-Aid, raspberry Kool-Aid with some Comet cleanser in it,” opined the Grapedonk. “Like drinking Kool-Aid while cleaning the sink.” Again, not a lot of fun. On tasting, it didn’t get any better. This sweet wine is right up there with Boones’ Farm on the Jell-O taste scale.

]]> pinkreviewtruckwinewineass http://revver.com/video/142609/wineass-77-05-pink-truck/ http://revver.com/watch/142609 Wineass 77: '05 Pink Truck “Fuck you doood! That shit looks like it’s pink!” Grapedonk said, on seeing the neck of the bottle. “I knew one day I’d get hit by the Pink Truck!” Not, as he’d say, promising. But hey, what would you expect from a White Zinfandel, even one with “new state of the art styling?” “Smells kinda like Kool-Aid, raspberry Kool-Aid with some Comet cleanser in it,” opined the Grapedonk. “Like drinking Kool-Aid while cleaning the sink.” Again, not a lot of fun. On tasting, it didn’t get any better. This sweet wine is right up there with Boones’ Farm on the Jell-O taste scale. “Fuck you doood! That shit looks like it’s pink!” Grapedonk said, on seeing the neck of the bottle. “I knew one day I’d get hit by the Pink Truck!” Not, as he’d say, promising. But hey, what would you expect from a White Zinfandel, even one with “new state of the art styling?” “Smells kinda like Kool-Aid, raspberry Kool-Aid with some Comet cleanser in it,” opined the Grapedonk. “Like drinking Kool-Aid while cleaning the sink.” Again, not a lot of fun. On tasting, it didn’t get any better. This sweet wine is right up there with Boones’ Farm on the Jell-O taste scale. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions pink review truck wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 78: Terra Cotta Merlot Tue, 16 Jan 2007 19:16:58 -0800

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Duration: 250

]]> cottamerlotreviewterrawinewineass http://revver.com/video/142612/wineass-78-terra-cotta-merlot/ http://revver.com/watch/142612 Wineass 78: Terra Cotta Merlot Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions cotta merlot review terra wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 75: '03 Jewel Petit Syrah Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:44:26 -0800

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Duration: 243

“Peh-ti-t,” Grapedonk said, grinning. “But it smells like when I’m cleaning my dirty engine parts—not like chemicals, but like an engine with a grease sweater on it.” But it didn’t taste anything like it smelled, which according to Grapedonk is a good thing, unless you like licking your engine. After a microsecond of dark blackberry/boysenberry thing, the wine rolls off into an odd finish with peaking tannins. In the end, it had a bit too much grip for us.

]]> jewelpetitreviewsyrahwinewineass http://revver.com/video/137747/wineass-75-03-jewel-petit-syrah/ http://revver.com/watch/137747 Wineass 75: '03 Jewel Petit Syrah “Peh-ti-t,” Grapedonk said, grinning. “But it smells like when I’m cleaning my dirty engine parts—not like chemicals, but like an engine with a grease sweater on it.” But it didn’t taste anything like it smelled, which according to Grapedonk is a good thing, unless you like licking your engine. After a microsecond of dark blackberry/boysenberry thing, the wine rolls off into an odd finish with peaking tannins. In the end, it had a bit too much grip for us. “Peh-ti-t,” Grapedonk said, grinning. “But it smells like when I’m cleaning my dirty engine parts—not like chemicals, but like an engine with a grease sweater on it.” But it didn’t taste anything like it smelled, which according to Grapedonk is a good thing, unless you like licking your engine. After a microsecond of dark blackberry/boysenberry thing, the wine rolls off into an odd finish with peaking tannins. In the end, it had a bit too much grip for us. Twlight's Fancy Productions Twlight's Fancy Productions jewel petit review syrah wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 73: JW Morris Merlot Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:44:26 -0800

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Duration: 229

This one smelled a little like “Uncooked bacon . . . no, hardboiled egg, no, uncooked hamburger,” said the Grapedonk. That didn’t sound promising, and on first tasting, it did a lot of “goofy weird sweet things” with a really awful aftertaste like “a dirty lawnmower.” After 20 minutes, though, this merlot really straightened out. The aftertaste went away, but the “meatiness” remained. All in all, not a bad deal for $3. Just let it boof for a while!

]]> jwmerlotmorrisreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/137697/wineass-73-jw-morris-merlot/ http://revver.com/watch/137697 Wineass 73: JW Morris Merlot This one smelled a little like “Uncooked bacon . . . no, hardboiled egg, no, uncooked hamburger,” said the Grapedonk. That didn’t sound promising, and on first tasting, it did a lot of “goofy weird sweet things” with a really awful aftertaste like “a dirty lawnmower.” After 20 minutes, though, this merlot really straightened out. The aftertaste went away, but the “meatiness” remained. All in all, not a bad deal for $3. Just let it boof for a while! This one smelled a little like “Uncooked bacon . . . no, hardboiled egg, no, uncooked hamburger,” said the Grapedonk. That didn’t sound promising, and on first tasting, it did a lot of “goofy weird sweet things” with a really awful aftertaste like “a dirty lawnmower.” After 20 minutes, though, this merlot really straightened out. The aftertaste went away, but the “meatiness” remained. All in all, not a bad deal for $3. Just let it boof for a while! Twlight's Fancy Productions Twlight's Fancy Productions jw merlot morris review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 74: '04 Woop Woop Cabernet Sauvignon Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:44:26 -0800

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Duration: 253

“Woop woop woop . . . makes you want to go ‘nyuck nyuck nyuck,” the Grapedonk said. “It needs to say ‘ass,’ so I can open up a Woop Ass.” Commentary on the name nonwithstanding, this wine smelled pretty good . . . something like tobacco and cedar. On tasting, we would be hard-pressed to pick this as a Cabernet. Woop Woop is over-the-top sweet for a Cab. We’d guess it was a zin if we didn’t know better. “That’s what it tastes like!” Grapedonk exclaimed. “Jolly Rancher watermelon candy.” If you want to try a strange Cab—that ain’t bad—try this one.

]]> cabernetreviewsauvignonwinewineasswoop http://revver.com/video/137708/wineass-74-04-woop-woop-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/137708 Wineass 74: '04 Woop Woop Cabernet Sauvignon “Woop woop woop . . . makes you want to go ‘nyuck nyuck nyuck,” the Grapedonk said. “It needs to say ‘ass,’ so I can open up a Woop Ass.” Commentary on the name nonwithstanding, this wine smelled pretty good . . . something like tobacco and cedar. On tasting, we would be hard-pressed to pick this as a Cabernet. Woop Woop is over-the-top sweet for a Cab. We’d guess it was a zin if we didn’t know better. “That’s what it tastes like!” Grapedonk exclaimed. “Jolly Rancher watermelon candy.” If you want to try a strange Cab—that ain’t bad—try this one. “Woop woop woop . . . makes you want to go ‘nyuck nyuck nyuck,” the Grapedonk said. “It needs to say ‘ass,’ so I can open up a Woop Ass.” Commentary on the name nonwithstanding, this wine smelled pretty good . . . something like tobacco and cedar. On tasting, we would be hard-pressed to pick this as a Cabernet. Woop Woop is over-the-top sweet for a Cab. We’d guess it was a zin if we didn’t know better. “That’s what it tastes like!” Grapedonk exclaimed. “Jolly Rancher watermelon candy.” If you want to try a strange Cab—that ain’t bad—try this one. Twlight's Fancy Productions Twlight's Fancy Productions cabernet review sauvignon wine wineass woop adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 73: JW Morris Merlot Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:14:26 -0800

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This one smelled a little like “Uncooked bacon . . . no, hardboiled egg, no, uncooked hamburger,” said the Grapedonk. That didn’t sound promising, and on first tasting, it did a lot of “goofy weird sweet things” with a really awful aftertaste like “a dirty lawnmower.” After 20 minutes, though, this merlot really straightened out. The aftertaste went away, but the “meatiness” remained. All in all, not a bad deal for $3. Just let it boof for a while!

]]> jwmerlotmorrisreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/137673/wineass-73-jw-morris-merlot/ http://revver.com/watch/137673 Wineass 73: JW Morris Merlot This one smelled a little like “Uncooked bacon . . . no, hardboiled egg, no, uncooked hamburger,” said the Grapedonk. That didn’t sound promising, and on first tasting, it did a lot of “goofy weird sweet things” with a really awful aftertaste like “a dirty lawnmower.” After 20 minutes, though, this merlot really straightened out. The aftertaste went away, but the “meatiness” remained. All in all, not a bad deal for $3. Just let it boof for a while! This one smelled a little like “Uncooked bacon . . . no, hardboiled egg, no, uncooked hamburger,” said the Grapedonk. That didn’t sound promising, and on first tasting, it did a lot of “goofy weird sweet things” with a really awful aftertaste like “a dirty lawnmower.” After 20 minutes, though, this merlot really straightened out. The aftertaste went away, but the “meatiness” remained. All in all, not a bad deal for $3. Just let it boof for a while! Twlight's Fancy Productions Twlight's Fancy Productions jw merlot morris review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 72: 2005 Cycles Gladiator Pinot Noir Tue, 09 Jan 2007 20:59:28 -0800

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Added: Tue, 09 Jan 2007 20:59:28 -0800
Duration: 407

Grapedonk heartily approved of the label on this wine. “Naked broads with long flowing hair . . . nice!” And on a bicycle, even better. Grapedonk shows off his vintage 70’s NOS Champion. The wine smelled promising, but it had a weird corroded copper-pipe aftertaste when it was first opened. After 20 minutes, though, it shaped up nicely. If you like lighter reds, this Pinot is a good choice—though a little pricey.

]]> cyclesgladiatornoirpinotreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/137008/wineass-72-2005-cycles-gladiator-pinot-noir/ http://revver.com/watch/137008 Wineass 72: 2005 Cycles Gladiator Pinot Noir Grapedonk heartily approved of the label on this wine. “Naked broads with long flowing hair . . . nice!” And on a bicycle, even better. Grapedonk shows off his vintage 70’s NOS Champion. The wine smelled promising, but it had a weird corroded copper-pipe aftertaste when it was first opened. After 20 minutes, though, it shaped up nicely. If you like lighter reds, this Pinot is a good choice—though a little pricey. Grapedonk heartily approved of the label on this wine. “Naked broads with long flowing hair . . . nice!” And on a bicycle, even better. Grapedonk shows off his vintage 70’s NOS Champion. The wine smelled promising, but it had a weird corroded copper-pipe aftertaste when it was first opened. After 20 minutes, though, it shaped up nicely. If you like lighter reds, this Pinot is a good choice—though a little pricey. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions cycles gladiator noir pinot review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 71: 2001 Morro Bay Chardonnay Tue, 09 Jan 2007 14:37:37 -0800

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Added: Tue, 09 Jan 2007 14:37:37 -0800
Duration: 230

Can a wine from a 99-cent store be anything more than toilet cleaner? Are cases of “airplane wine” dropped on the market from time to time? Hell, we don’t know, but it’s always fun to give the Grapedonk something from the 99-cent store. Amazingly, though, this was a fairly standard, credible white wine. Not much garden hose, not many offensive qualities, this one actually did a 3 on the Grapedonk scale. Pretty amazing for an overaged white!

]]> baychardonnaymorroreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/136988/wineass-71-2001-morro-bay-chardonnay/ http://revver.com/watch/136988 Wineass 71: 2001 Morro Bay Chardonnay Can a wine from a 99-cent store be anything more than toilet cleaner? Are cases of “airplane wine” dropped on the market from time to time? Hell, we don’t know, but it’s always fun to give the Grapedonk something from the 99-cent store. Amazingly, though, this was a fairly standard, credible white wine. Not much garden hose, not many offensive qualities, this one actually did a 3 on the Grapedonk scale. Pretty amazing for an overaged white! Can a wine from a 99-cent store be anything more than toilet cleaner? Are cases of “airplane wine” dropped on the market from time to time? Hell, we don’t know, but it’s always fun to give the Grapedonk something from the 99-cent store. Amazingly, though, this was a fairly standard, credible white wine. Not much garden hose, not many offensive qualities, this one actually did a 3 on the Grapedonk scale. Pretty amazing for an overaged white! Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions bay chardonnay morro review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 70: 2004 McManis Cabernet Sauvignon Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:42:03 -0800

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Added: Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:42:03 -0800
Duration: 261

This “foofy-labeled” wine started with the “just flushed the toilet and opened the door boof-o-rama smell.” And man oh man did it hit hard on first taste. If you were a conductor, you’d have the whole symphony going, Grapedonk said. Other than a bit of Scotch-Brited Revere Ware taste, it wasn’t bad, though. After twenty minutes or so, this wine opened up nicely, with blueberry, dark cherry, and “smoky oakey, karaoke,” kind of thing. Nice stuff, and a great buy at $9.99

]]> cabernetmcmanisreviewsauvignonwinewineass http://revver.com/video/132633/wineass-70-2004-mcmanis-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/132633 Wineass 70: 2004 McManis Cabernet Sauvignon This “foofy-labeled” wine started with the “just flushed the toilet and opened the door boof-o-rama smell.” And man oh man did it hit hard on first taste. If you were a conductor, you’d have the whole symphony going, Grapedonk said. Other than a bit of Scotch-Brited Revere Ware taste, it wasn’t bad, though. After twenty minutes or so, this wine opened up nicely, with blueberry, dark cherry, and “smoky oakey, karaoke,” kind of thing. Nice stuff, and a great buy at $9.99 This “foofy-labeled” wine started with the “just flushed the toilet and opened the door boof-o-rama smell.” And man oh man did it hit hard on first taste. If you were a conductor, you’d have the whole symphony going, Grapedonk said. Other than a bit of Scotch-Brited Revere Ware taste, it wasn’t bad, though. After twenty minutes or so, this wine opened up nicely, with blueberry, dark cherry, and “smoky oakey, karaoke,” kind of thing. Nice stuff, and a great buy at $9.99 Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions cabernet mcmanis review sauvignon wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 68: Shao Hsing Hua Tiao Chiew Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:30:25 -0800

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This wine definitely gets the award for strangest container we’ve ever seen. We thought we’d give China another chance, this time with rice wine. Hey, sake is great, isn’t it? Unfortunately this isn’t sake.

]]> huareviewshao hsing tiao chiewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/121470/wineass-68-shao-hsing-hua-tiao-chiew/ http://revver.com/watch/121470 Wineass 68: Shao Hsing Hua Tiao Chiew This wine definitely gets the award for strangest container we’ve ever seen. We thought we’d give China another chance, this time with rice wine. Hey, sake is great, isn’t it? Unfortunately this isn’t sake. This wine definitely gets the award for strangest container we’ve ever seen. We thought we’d give China another chance, this time with rice wine. Hey, sake is great, isn’t it? Unfortunately this isn’t sake. wineassusa wineassusa hua review shao hsing tiao chiew wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 69: Liberty School Cabernet Sauvignon Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:30:25 -0800

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Added: Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:30:25 -0800
Duration: 222

This wine smelled promising, but it was a “dry motherfucker, with salad dressing and grip till hell won’t have it.” And it gets hot on the end.” Grapedonk opined that it needed to fart in a very bad way. The panel said. “We hope it gets better. A lot better.”

]]> cabernetlibertyreviewsauvignonschoolwinewineass http://revver.com/video/121471/wineass-69-liberty-school-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/121471 Wineass 69: Liberty School Cabernet Sauvignon This wine smelled promising, but it was a “dry motherfucker, with salad dressing and grip till hell won’t have it.” And it gets hot on the end.” Grapedonk opined that it needed to fart in a very bad way. The panel said. “We hope it gets better. A lot better.” This wine smelled promising, but it was a “dry motherfucker, with salad dressing and grip till hell won’t have it.” And it gets hot on the end.” Grapedonk opined that it needed to fart in a very bad way. The panel said. “We hope it gets better. A lot better.” wineassusa wineassusa cabernet liberty review sauvignon school wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 67: '05 Donati Claret Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:01:11 -0800

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“It’s a blend,” said the Grapedonk. “Caber-Neht, Mer-Laht, and Caber-Neht with, uh, Frank in there.” Asked if a Claret was like a clarinet, Grapedonk happily obliged by playing “Popeye the Sailor Man” on his improvised Claret-net. Maybe a new career for him? Let’s hope not.

]]> donati claretreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/119796/wineass-67-05-donati-claret/ http://revver.com/watch/119796 Wineass 67: '05 Donati Claret “It’s a blend,” said the Grapedonk. “Caber-Neht, Mer-Laht, and Caber-Neht with, uh, Frank in there.” Asked if a Claret was like a clarinet, Grapedonk happily obliged by playing “Popeye the Sailor Man” on his improvised Claret-net. Maybe a new career for him? Let’s hope not. “It’s a blend,” said the Grapedonk. “Caber-Neht, Mer-Laht, and Caber-Neht with, uh, Frank in there.” Asked if a Claret was like a clarinet, Grapedonk happily obliged by playing “Popeye the Sailor Man” on his improvised Claret-net. Maybe a new career for him? Let’s hope not. wineassusa wineassusa donati claret review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 66: '05 Donati Claret Mon, 11 Dec 2006 13:34:40 -0800

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“It’s a blend,” said the Grapedonk. “Caber-Neht, Mer-Laht, and Caber-Neht with, uh, Frank in there.” Asked if a Claret was like a clarinet, Grapedonk happily obliged by playing “Popeye the Sailor Man” on his improvised Claret-net. Maybe a new career for him? Let’s hope not.

]]> claretdonatireviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/118126/wineass-66-05-donati-claret/ http://revver.com/watch/118126 Wineass 66: '05 Donati Claret “It’s a blend,” said the Grapedonk. “Caber-Neht, Mer-Laht, and Caber-Neht with, uh, Frank in there.” Asked if a Claret was like a clarinet, Grapedonk happily obliged by playing “Popeye the Sailor Man” on his improvised Claret-net. Maybe a new career for him? Let’s hope not. “It’s a blend,” said the Grapedonk. “Caber-Neht, Mer-Laht, and Caber-Neht with, uh, Frank in there.” Asked if a Claret was like a clarinet, Grapedonk happily obliged by playing “Popeye the Sailor Man” on his improvised Claret-net. Maybe a new career for him? Let’s hope not. wineassusa wineassusa claret donati review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 65: '05 Borsao Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:35:30 -0800

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We were a little scared of this bottle, considering it was only $5.99, and our experience with the uni-boob cow didn't make us friends of cheap Spanish wine. Plus, the label has a "dork on it," according to the Grapedonk's Interpretation of Modern Art.

]]> borsaodreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/108720/wineass-65-05-borsao/ http://revver.com/watch/108720 Wineass 65: '05 Borsao We were a little scared of this bottle, considering it was only $5.99, and our experience with the uni-boob cow didn't make us friends of cheap Spanish wine. Plus, the label has a "dork on it," according to the Grapedonk's Interpretation of Modern Art. We were a little scared of this bottle, considering it was only $5.99, and our experience with the uni-boob cow didn't make us friends of cheap Spanish wine. Plus, the label has a "dork on it," according to the Grapedonk's Interpretation of Modern Art. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions borsaod review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 62: '05 Goats Du Roam White Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:20:32 -0800

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Duration: 203

"Goats do roam . . . and they eliminate anything in the yard that is vertical and green," according to our Grapedonk. He had a fun time with the label, which said the grapes were picked by the goats. "If goats can pick your wine, I don't want to hear anything from any of you," he said, perhaps referring to his qualifications, or lack thereof.

]]> dugoatsreviewroamwinewineass http://revver.com/video/108721/wineass-62-05-goats-du-roam-white/ http://revver.com/watch/108721 Wineass 62: '05 Goats Du Roam White "Goats do roam . . . and they eliminate anything in the yard that is vertical and green," according to our Grapedonk. He had a fun time with the label, which said the grapes were picked by the goats. "If goats can pick your wine, I don't want to hear anything from any of you," he said, perhaps referring to his qualifications, or lack thereof. "Goats do roam . . . and they eliminate anything in the yard that is vertical and green," according to our Grapedonk. He had a fun time with the label, which said the grapes were picked by the goats. "If goats can pick your wine, I don't want to hear anything from any of you," he said, perhaps referring to his qualifications, or lack thereof. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions du goats review roam wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 63: '03 KitFox Foxy Red Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:20:32 -0800

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We had the white fox, now we have the red fox, but the gray fox that the Grapedonk keeps feeding didn't make an appearance in his backyard. But that's about the only bad news here. "That is surprisingly mellow for straight out the bottle," the Grapedonk said.

]]> foxykitfoxredreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/108722/wineass-63-03-kitfox-foxy-red/ http://revver.com/watch/108722 Wineass 63: '03 KitFox Foxy Red We had the white fox, now we have the red fox, but the gray fox that the Grapedonk keeps feeding didn't make an appearance in his backyard. But that's about the only bad news here. "That is surprisingly mellow for straight out the bottle," the Grapedonk said. We had the white fox, now we have the red fox, but the gray fox that the Grapedonk keeps feeding didn't make an appearance in his backyard. But that's about the only bad news here. "That is surprisingly mellow for straight out the bottle," the Grapedonk said. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions foxy kitfox red review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 64: '04 Louis Jadot Boujolais-Villiages Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:20:32 -0800

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Duration: 236

This bo-jole-e-ass villages is another adventure into the world of French wine. Featuring a particle-board cork (maybe from Ikea, but then it would be a Kørk, wouldn't it?). Surprisingly enough, this wine did well for a French wine, with Ken being the only dissenting opinion. "Kinda metallic," he said.

]]> beaujolaisreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/108723/wineass-64-04-louis-jadot-boujolais-villiages/ http://revver.com/watch/108723 Wineass 64: '04 Louis Jadot Boujolais-Villiages This bo-jole-e-ass villages is another adventure into the world of French wine. Featuring a particle-board cork (maybe from Ikea, but then it would be a Kørk, wouldn't it?). Surprisingly enough, this wine did well for a French wine, with Ken being the only dissenting opinion. "Kinda metallic," he said. This bo-jole-e-ass villages is another adventure into the world of French wine. Featuring a particle-board cork (maybe from Ikea, but then it would be a Kørk, wouldn't it?). Surprisingly enough, this wine did well for a French wine, with Ken being the only dissenting opinion. "Kinda metallic," he said. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions beaujolais review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 61: KitFox Foxy White Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:05:39 -0800

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As the Grapedonk sez, "If you aren't having fun with your wine, people aren't having fun with you." About the wine: "It's got the Fruit of the Loom guys in there, then it comes around and bites you on the ass with a rusty bottle-cap thing. But not a lot of garden hose." Translated from "Grapedonk hates whites" lingo, this means this is a damn credible white wine. Try it with cheese.

]]> foxykitfoxreviewwhitewinewineass http://revver.com/video/107238/wineass-61-kitfox-foxy-white/ http://revver.com/watch/107238 Wineass 61: KitFox Foxy White As the Grapedonk sez, "If you aren't having fun with your wine, people aren't having fun with you." About the wine: "It's got the Fruit of the Loom guys in there, then it comes around and bites you on the ass with a rusty bottle-cap thing. But not a lot of garden hose." Translated from "Grapedonk hates whites" lingo, this means this is a damn credible white wine. Try it with cheese. As the Grapedonk sez, "If you aren't having fun with your wine, people aren't having fun with you." About the wine: "It's got the Fruit of the Loom guys in there, then it comes around and bites you on the ass with a rusty bottle-cap thing. But not a lot of garden hose." Translated from "Grapedonk hates whites" lingo, this means this is a damn credible white wine. Try it with cheese. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions foxy kitfox review white wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 59: '03 Screw Kappa Napa Merlot Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:05:39 -0800

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"Whoa," the Grapedonk said, on seeing this wine. "That's just wrong. Must be a frat wine." But on tasting, he was impressed. "Kinda reminds me of a Vernor's ginger ale, put a shot of cherry Coke in it."

]]> kappamerlotnapareviewscrewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/107239/wineass-59-03-screw-kappa-napa-merlot/ http://revver.com/watch/107239 Wineass 59: '03 Screw Kappa Napa Merlot "Whoa," the Grapedonk said, on seeing this wine. "That's just wrong. Must be a frat wine." But on tasting, he was impressed. "Kinda reminds me of a Vernor's ginger ale, put a shot of cherry Coke in it." "Whoa," the Grapedonk said, on seeing this wine. "That's just wrong. Must be a frat wine." But on tasting, he was impressed. "Kinda reminds me of a Vernor's ginger ale, put a shot of cherry Coke in it." Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions kappa merlot napa review screw wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 60: Martin Ray Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:05:39 -0800

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]]> wineass http://revver.com/video/107240/wineass-60-martin-ray/ http://revver.com/watch/107240 Wineass 60: Martin Ray wineassusa wineassusa wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 57: Pinot Evil Pinot Noir Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:42:05 -0800

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It's funny. There are three monkeys on the label--see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil--but they don't have the fourth monkey of, yes, you guessed it, taste no evil. As the Grapedonk sez, "That don't seem promising."

]]> evilnoirpinotreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/103932/wineass-57-pinot-evil-pinot-noir/ http://revver.com/watch/103932 Wineass 57: Pinot Evil Pinot Noir It's funny. There are three monkeys on the label--see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil--but they don't have the fourth monkey of, yes, you guessed it, taste no evil. As the Grapedonk sez, "That don't seem promising." It's funny. There are three monkeys on the label--see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil--but they don't have the fourth monkey of, yes, you guessed it, taste no evil. As the Grapedonk sez, "That don't seem promising." Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions evil noir pinot review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 58: Kenwood Red Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:36:06 -0800

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]]> kenwoodredreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/103929/wineass-58-kenwood-red/ http://revver.com/watch/103929 Wineass 58: Kenwood Red Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions kenwood red review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 56: '05 Michael Pozzan Chardonnay Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:36:06 -0800

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The Grapedonk is no fan of whites, but this one was a surprise. It started promising. "It doesn't smell too garden-hosey," he said. "It only has a small hint of that non-food thing that I hate."

]]> chardonnaymichaelpozzanreviewwinewineass http://revver.com/video/103931/wineass-56-05-michael-pozzan-chardonnay/ http://revver.com/watch/103931 Wineass 56: '05 Michael Pozzan Chardonnay The Grapedonk is no fan of whites, but this one was a surprise. It started promising. "It doesn't smell too garden-hosey," he said. "It only has a small hint of that non-food thing that I hate." The Grapedonk is no fan of whites, but this one was a surprise. It started promising. "It doesn't smell too garden-hosey," he said. "It only has a small hint of that non-food thing that I hate." Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions chardonnay michael pozzan review wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 55: '96 Grand Dragon Dry Red Wine Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:18:05 -0800

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Duration: 244

China makes everything else, so why not wine? Here's a special import, snuck in from China in Ken's suitcase. The Grapedonk looks suspicious of this wine in a box. We're suspicious of the 1996 vintage. Where has it been since 1996? Aging in a temperature-controlled cellar, or sitting on a shelf.

]]> dragondrygrandredreviewwinwinewineass http://revver.com/video/103930/wineass-55-96-grand-dragon-dry-red-wine/ http://revver.com/watch/103930 Wineass 55: '96 Grand Dragon Dry Red Wine China makes everything else, so why not wine? Here's a special import, snuck in from China in Ken's suitcase. The Grapedonk looks suspicious of this wine in a box. We're suspicious of the 1996 vintage. Where has it been since 1996? Aging in a temperature-controlled cellar, or sitting on a shelf. China makes everything else, so why not wine? Here's a special import, snuck in from China in Ken's suitcase. The Grapedonk looks suspicious of this wine in a box. We're suspicious of the 1996 vintage. Where has it been since 1996? Aging in a temperature-controlled cellar, or sitting on a shelf. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions dragon dry grand red review win wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 54: '03 Rosemount Shiraz Wed, 08 Nov 2006 19:19:00 -0800

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Duration: 235

On opening, this wine really got our attention. "Wow! It's like getting run over by a truck," the Grapedonk sez about this wine. "There's so many different berries there's no grapes in there, strawberries, raspberries, every berries, Halle Barrys." After 30 minutes, some black pepper and plum showed up.

]]> reviewrosemountshirazwinewineass http://revver.com/video/95480/wineass-54-03-rosemount-shiraz/ http://revver.com/watch/95480 Wineass 54: '03 Rosemount Shiraz On opening, this wine really got our attention. "Wow! It's like getting run over by a truck," the Grapedonk sez about this wine. "There's so many different berries there's no grapes in there, strawberries, raspberries, every berries, Halle Barrys." After 30 minutes, some black pepper and plum showed up. On opening, this wine really got our attention. "Wow! It's like getting run over by a truck," the Grapedonk sez about this wine. "There's so many different berries there's no grapes in there, strawberries, raspberries, every berries, Halle Barrys." After 30 minutes, some black pepper and plum showed up. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions review rosemount shiraz wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 49: '03 Ravenswood Lodi Zinfandel Wed, 08 Nov 2006 19:19:00 -0800

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The atomic kangaroo is back--except this time it's the butt-sniffing birds. This old vine Zinfandel fared worse than the first Ravenswood. "Woo, a hamster just peed in there," said the Grapedonk, when first sniffing the wine.

]]> ravenswoodreviewwinewineasszinfandel http://revver.com/video/95481/wineass-49-03-ravenswood-lodi-zinfandel/ http://revver.com/watch/95481 Wineass 49: '03 Ravenswood Lodi Zinfandel The atomic kangaroo is back--except this time it's the butt-sniffing birds. This old vine Zinfandel fared worse than the first Ravenswood. "Woo, a hamster just peed in there," said the Grapedonk, when first sniffing the wine. The atomic kangaroo is back--except this time it's the butt-sniffing birds. This old vine Zinfandel fared worse than the first Ravenswood. "Woo, a hamster just peed in there," said the Grapedonk, when first sniffing the wine. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions ravenswood review wine wineass zinfandel adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 51: '04 Joel Gott Sauvignon Blanc Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:48:59 -0800

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So what's Joel got? Besides a screwcap, that is. The Grapedonk is no great fan of whites, and this one was no exception. "Smells like your standard plastic-grape special," he said. Though he did concede, "It's not awful, it has a happy, everyone's fruity, pineapple-y, citrus-y kinda thing." With a hint of Nylabone, as well.

]]> blancgottjoelreviewsauvignonwinewineass http://revver.com/video/95482/wineass-51-04-joel-gott-sauvignon-blanc/ http://revver.com/watch/95482 Wineass 51: '04 Joel Gott Sauvignon Blanc So what's Joel got? Besides a screwcap, that is. The Grapedonk is no great fan of whites, and this one was no exception. "Smells like your standard plastic-grape special," he said. Though he did concede, "It's not awful, it has a happy, everyone's fruity, pineapple-y, citrus-y kinda thing." With a hint of Nylabone, as well. So what's Joel got? Besides a screwcap, that is. The Grapedonk is no great fan of whites, and this one was no exception. "Smells like your standard plastic-grape special," he said. Though he did concede, "It's not awful, it has a happy, everyone's fruity, pineapple-y, citrus-y kinda thing." With a hint of Nylabone, as well. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions blanc gott joel review sauvignon wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 52: '03 Charles Shaw Cabernet Sauvignon Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:48:59 -0800

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AKA "two-buck Chuck." So what do you get when you splurge and spend twice the price of a 99-cent-store wine? That's the big question. "It's got a weird something-going-on in there, an odd metallicky hiccup," sez the Grapedonk.

]]> buckcabernetchuckreviewsauvignontwowinewineass http://revver.com/video/95483/wineass-52-03-charles-shaw-cabernet-sauvignon/ http://revver.com/watch/95483 Wineass 52: '03 Charles Shaw Cabernet Sauvignon AKA "two-buck Chuck." So what do you get when you splurge and spend twice the price of a 99-cent-store wine? That's the big question. "It's got a weird something-going-on in there, an odd metallicky hiccup," sez the Grapedonk. AKA "two-buck Chuck." So what do you get when you splurge and spend twice the price of a 99-cent-store wine? That's the big question. "It's got a weird something-going-on in there, an odd metallicky hiccup," sez the Grapedonk. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions buck cabernet chuck review sauvignon two wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 53: '02 Marques de Caceres Rioja Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:48:59 -0800

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This is a weird one. If you were playing a game of Stump the Grapedonk, this wine would win. It doesn't fit into the standard fruits-and-peppers flavor palette. "I don't know what to say about that," he said, on first tasting it. "But it's not bad."

]]> reviewriojawinewineass http://revver.com/video/95484/wineass-53-02-marques-de-caceres-rioja/ http://revver.com/watch/95484 Wineass 53: '02 Marques de Caceres Rioja This is a weird one. If you were playing a game of Stump the Grapedonk, this wine would win. It doesn't fit into the standard fruits-and-peppers flavor palette. "I don't know what to say about that," he said, on first tasting it. "But it's not bad." This is a weird one. If you were playing a game of Stump the Grapedonk, this wine would win. It doesn't fit into the standard fruits-and-peppers flavor palette. "I don't know what to say about that," he said, on first tasting it. "But it's not bad." Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions review rioja wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 50: '04 Rideau Iris Shiraz Mon, 06 Nov 2006 14:31:34 -0800

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Duration: 303

The question isn't whether or not we screw with the Grapedonk on the 50th episode--it's HOW we screw with him. After seeing the label, he was expecting a 99-cent wine. But we had a surprise for him. And boy was he shocked.

]]> irisrideaushirazsyrahwinewineass http://revver.com/video/93621/wineass-50-04-rideau-iris-shiraz/ http://revver.com/watch/93621 Wineass 50: '04 Rideau Iris Shiraz The question isn't whether or not we screw with the Grapedonk on the 50th episode--it's HOW we screw with him. After seeing the label, he was expecting a 99-cent wine. But we had a surprise for him. And boy was he shocked. The question isn't whether or not we screw with the Grapedonk on the 50th episode--it's HOW we screw with him. After seeing the label, he was expecting a 99-cent wine. But we had a surprise for him. And boy was he shocked. Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions iris rideau shiraz syrah wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 48: Barefoot Shiraz Mon, 06 Nov 2006 14:31:34 -0800

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Duration: 363

]]> barefootshirazwinewineass http://revver.com/video/93622/wineass-48-barefoot-shiraz/ http://revver.com/watch/93622 Wineass 48: Barefoot Shiraz wineassusa wineassusa barefoot shiraz wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Wineass 47: '04 Twin Fin Pinot Grigio Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:55:39 -0800

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Added: Sun, 05 Nov 2006 07:55:39 -0800
Duration: 204

"We're not your typical winemakers," sez the label on this Pee-not Giorgio. "Well, I'm not your typical wine-drinker," said the Grapedonk, stating the obvious. "It looks like we have a Mexican standoff!"

]]> fingrigiopinotreviewtwinwinewineass http://revver.com/video/92706/wineass-47-04-twin-fin-pinot-grigio/ http://revver.com/watch/92706 Wineass 47: '04 Twin Fin Pinot Grigio "We're not your typical winemakers," sez the label on this Pee-not Giorgio. "Well, I'm not your typical wine-drinker," said the Grapedonk, stating the obvious. "It looks like we have a Mexican standoff!" "We're not your typical winemakers," sez the label on this Pee-not Giorgio. "Well, I'm not your typical wine-drinker," said the Grapedonk, stating the obvious. "It looks like we have a Mexican standoff!" Twilight's Fancy Productions Twilight's Fancy Productions fin grigio pinot review twin wine wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Outtake: White Wine and Pete's Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:58:59 -0800

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Duration: 105

]]> outtakewineass http://revver.com/video/89766/outtake-white-wine-and-petes/ http://revver.com/watch/89766 Outtake: White Wine and Pete's wineassusa wineassusa outtake wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Outtake: White Wine and Water Skiing Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:58:59 -0800

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Duration: 35

]]> outtakewineass http://revver.com/video/89767/outtake-white-wine-and-water-skiing/ http://revver.com/watch/89767 Outtake: White Wine and Water Skiing wineassusa wineassusa outtake wineass nonadult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Outake: Bench Racing Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:58:59 -0800

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Duration: 35

]]> outtakewineass http://revver.com/video/89768/outake-bench-racing/ http://revver.com/watch/89768 Outake: Bench Racing wineassusa wineassusa outtake wineass adult http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.5/ Outake: Grapedonk's Hair Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:58:59 -0800

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